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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

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snowboy_real

snowboy_real Jul 17, 2026 18:42

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WakeNBake

WakeNBake Jul 19, 2026 07:55

big welcome from a long time Zermatt resident? hope u got that og kush ✌️
SnowWhite_plug

SnowWhite_plug Jul 21, 2026 20:08

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Comandante Herb Supply Zermatt

I rolled the joints with sticky fingers. It burned quickly, and the top burning nicely.

00:00 - 00:12
Inhale - exhale...
The pleasant and aromatic smoke entered my lungs without causing any discomfort. On the exhale, I could smell the noble aftertaste of a good marijuana strain.

I left the stuffy balcony and, while the weed was starting to swell, decided to take a shower.

The cool stream of water distracted me a little from what was going on in my head. And then the roller coaster began. At some point, I clearly realized I was fucking dead! There was no peace and there never would be—it was like a passion fruit pastry, it didn't exist.

00:12 - 00:30
I haven't remembered weed unwinding me like this in a long time.
I'd give it a perfect 10/10 in terms of intensity.

I physically felt a lump of energy in the back of my head. From there, it spread throughout my entire periphery in fading waves. A ton of ideas were popping into my head.

After the shower, I felt lighter. A little euphoric.

I paced the room.

I was inspired (for what reason, I don't know).

I was burning up - 9/10. Never had this plain water tasted so good.

00:30 - 01:10
From that moment on, I got used to my new state. It felt like life was steamrolling over me, and then I, a new, reborn being, was doomed to follow it. In other words, I was feeling pretty heavy.

I spent that entire hour sitting in the kitchen nook, sipping water and daydreaming. I had my phone in my hands. But I never used it.

01.10 - 01.30
My mood leveled out a bit. It was a 9/10 in strength.

Despite the strong psychoactive effect, I didn't feel the usual indica-like relaxation. It was more of a sativa craving. There was no stoned effect or desire to close my eyes. It was just very strong.

1:30 - 1:50
The cravings were still strong, but now at a level of 8/10.

The cool streams of the shower invigorated me in a new way.

After the shower, I lounged in a chair with a bowl of currants. The large, ripe berries burst juicily in my mouth, and the sweet currant juice pleasantly refreshed my parched throat.

I ate the currants in silence and stared at the wall. I was extremely tired from the trip, but the magic wasn't over yet – the high was still so strong.

1:50 - 2:30
The cravings were at a level of 8/10, but were gradually fading.

A constructive idea occurred to me – I took a bottle of beer from the fridge.
I sat in the kitchen, sipping a cool, prickly liquid. I didn't really feel like moving.
The alcohol had reached my brain and given me a little extra energy. I was slowly starting to relax. But it was the kind of craving that never completely subsides—it would still rake through your exhausted body with fading intensity.

I was left alone with the fatigue of the trip. So I sat there, a bottle of beer in hand, watching the second hand on the wall clock fussily count down the moments. These are the particles that make up our lives and the universe in which we flounder like little bugs.

These strange thoughts made me feel nauseous, so I went out onto the balcony and smoked some more weed...

I'd like to put a final mark on this story.

CONCLUSION
All my conclusions are based on my high tolerance and subjective impressions.

This product has a high THC level and a strong psychoactive effect. I'm not a chromographer, so I can't give you the exact numbers.

Choose your dosage carefully—you might be quite surprised.

I found this product to be more of a sativa. The high lasts throughout the entire trip. In small doses, it's perfectly suitable for daytime smoking, and even recommended!)
While it's mind-blowing, there's no hint of paranoia or stress—in fact, it's a cozy, relaxing state.

There's a mild euphoria, 7/10.

The high is maximum—10/10 (I've never given it that high before).

The dryness is decent—8/10.

The red and well-developed ingredients—9/10. 🍃🥴
BongRipper

BongRipper Jul 24, 2026 09:21

Trip report about Cocaine from Comandante Herb Supply Zermatt

I chip off 150 mg, crush it finely, and it crunches under the card just as it should, perfect. Nothing flies off in any direction; it's wonderfully ground into a uniform powder.

I draw one large line, then split it into two, one under each nostril.

Oh, the tester's work is not easy.

Whiz-whiz...

5 minutes later

Oh, what nasty chemical elevators.

I actively try to knock them down with sweet Fanta, but to no avail. I feel a pleasant tingling sensation in my fingertips.

10 minutes later

My face has gone numb, completely.
Huge eyes, it's hard to stand still, and metaphors are flying through my head. Like a requiem for a dream, one after another.

15 minutes later

Well, honey, it's just honey. The coke holds you in your fist and gives you a clear and confident focus on this life. There are no more problems in life, there's just me and this miracle powder.

20 minutes later

Mild bruxism is still there, endorphins are starting to leave the brain, I feel the effects going in reverse, I want to catch up. I endure.

30 minutes later

I'm sober again, but now the joy hormones are surging in my brain, I feel a slight comedown. This manifests itself in a bad mood and a little irascibility.

I smoke three thick weeds and lie down to recover.

Results

Edible powder. For those who like coconut, this is for you. 💯🥴
MarleyDisciple

MarleyDisciple Jul 26, 2026 22:34

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PurpleHazeRider

PurpleHazeRider Jul 28, 2026 11:47

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