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HashBaron Jul 15, 2026 05:29
snowboy_real Jul 17, 2026 18:42
WakeNBake Jul 19, 2026 07:55
SnowWhite_plug Jul 21, 2026 20:08
I rolled the joints with sticky fingers. It burned quickly, and the top burning nicely.
00:00 - 00:12
Inhale - exhale...
The pleasant and aromatic smoke entered my lungs without causing any discomfort. On the exhale, I could smell the noble aftertaste of a good marijuana strain.
I left the stuffy balcony and, while the weed was starting to swell, decided to take a shower.
The cool stream of water distracted me a little from what was going on in my head. And then the roller coaster began. At some point, I clearly realized I was fucking dead! There was no peace and there never would be—it was like a passion fruit pastry, it didn't exist.
00:12 - 00:30
I haven't remembered weed unwinding me like this in a long time.
I'd give it a perfect 10/10 in terms of intensity.
I physically felt a lump of energy in the back of my head. From there, it spread throughout my entire periphery in fading waves. A ton of ideas were popping into my head.
After the shower, I felt lighter. A little euphoric.
I paced the room.
I was inspired (for what reason, I don't know).
I was burning up - 9/10. Never had this plain water tasted so good.
00:30 - 01:10
From that moment on, I got used to my new state. It felt like life was steamrolling over me, and then I, a new, reborn being, was doomed to follow it. In other words, I was feeling pretty heavy.
I spent that entire hour sitting in the kitchen nook, sipping water and daydreaming. I had my phone in my hands. But I never used it.
01.10 - 01.30
My mood leveled out a bit. It was a 9/10 in strength.
Despite the strong psychoactive effect, I didn't feel the usual indica-like relaxation. It was more of a sativa craving. There was no stoned effect or desire to close my eyes. It was just very strong.
1:30 - 1:50
The cravings were still strong, but now at a level of 8/10.
The cool streams of the shower invigorated me in a new way.
After the shower, I lounged in a chair with a bowl of currants. The large, ripe berries burst juicily in my mouth, and the sweet currant juice pleasantly refreshed my parched throat.
I ate the currants in silence and stared at the wall. I was extremely tired from the trip, but the magic wasn't over yet – the high was still so strong.
1:50 - 2:30
The cravings were at a level of 8/10, but were gradually fading.
A constructive idea occurred to me – I took a bottle of beer from the fridge.
I sat in the kitchen, sipping a cool, prickly liquid. I didn't really feel like moving.
The alcohol had reached my brain and given me a little extra energy. I was slowly starting to relax. But it was the kind of craving that never completely subsides—it would still rake through your exhausted body with fading intensity.
I was left alone with the fatigue of the trip. So I sat there, a bottle of beer in hand, watching the second hand on the wall clock fussily count down the moments. These are the particles that make up our lives and the universe in which we flounder like little bugs.
These strange thoughts made me feel nauseous, so I went out onto the balcony and smoked some more weed...
I'd like to put a final mark on this story.
CONCLUSION
All my conclusions are based on my high tolerance and subjective impressions.
This product has a high THC level and a strong psychoactive effect. I'm not a chromographer, so I can't give you the exact numbers.
Choose your dosage carefully—you might be quite surprised.
I found this product to be more of a sativa. The high lasts throughout the entire trip. In small doses, it's perfectly suitable for daytime smoking, and even recommended!)
While it's mind-blowing, there's no hint of paranoia or stress—in fact, it's a cozy, relaxing state.
There's a mild euphoria, 7/10.
The high is maximum—10/10 (I've never given it that high before).
The dryness is decent—8/10.
The red and well-developed ingredients—9/10. 🍃🥴
BongRipper Jul 24, 2026 09:21
I chip off 150 mg, crush it finely, and it crunches under the card just as it should, perfect. Nothing flies off in any direction; it's wonderfully ground into a uniform powder.
I draw one large line, then split it into two, one under each nostril.
Oh, the tester's work is not easy.
Whiz-whiz...
5 minutes later
Oh, what nasty chemical elevators.
I actively try to knock them down with sweet Fanta, but to no avail. I feel a pleasant tingling sensation in my fingertips.
10 minutes later
My face has gone numb, completely.
Huge eyes, it's hard to stand still, and metaphors are flying through my head. Like a requiem for a dream, one after another.
15 minutes later
Well, honey, it's just honey. The coke holds you in your fist and gives you a clear and confident focus on this life. There are no more problems in life, there's just me and this miracle powder.
20 minutes later
Mild bruxism is still there, endorphins are starting to leave the brain, I feel the effects going in reverse, I want to catch up. I endure.
30 minutes later
I'm sober again, but now the joy hormones are surging in my brain, I feel a slight comedown. This manifests itself in a bad mood and a little irascibility.
I smoke three thick weeds and lie down to recover.
Results
Edible powder. For those who like coconut, this is for you. 💯🥴
MarleyDisciple Jul 26, 2026 22:34
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