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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
GreenThumbPete Jul 15, 2026 09:21
KiefCollector Jul 17, 2026 22:34
StickyIky Jul 19, 2026 11:47
UrbanPlug Jul 21, 2026 00:00
00:00-00:05 - I burn the middle-size joint: it tastes good, the taste is pleasantly herbaceous. The lump of powder pricks the throat and provokes a cough, but without any particular discomfort. I’ll brew myself some coffee and go to the computer to do some research
00:05–00:50 — the mood immediately rose by itself, a slight chuckle appeared on the face, and the hand itself reached for the bear and brought the music into the background. I feel very comfortable: my head has no crazy thoughts, my concentration is 100%, my body is relaxed, but not at all weak... in short, it’s a buzz! I went through all my work in a positive way and finally saved some money in advance. the state is even more positive and energetic, and there is no euphoria, like all the scalding is gone. Since no more work is planned today, I do another joint, this time a little more than the average one.
00:50-01:30 - oh, I wanted to take a walk, but it got to me so much that I stupidly lay down on my side and stuck my hips at one point. I decided to go to the shower so as not to fall asleep and this was a miraculous decision - And I thought about everything, and I had mercy, and I was happy!
01:30-02:10 — the man turned around, started preparing dinner and immediately felt another surge of strength. I’m dancing, I’m laughing, because I’m going to sleep, nothing is missing anymore
02:10-02:25 - the lump has awakened my appetite, but I could control myself, so I had a bite to eat and went for a walk, as I had planned a year ago
02:25-03:?? - after the effects became a little weaker, they had not lasted even a year of walking. smile, don’t go out of your way, stick little bits together, and the colors look brighter below
I got a bump! It does not give crazy euphoria, but rather improves the mood, promotes concentration and under it you can work out, take a walk, or get stuck in order to increase dosing. In this case, it significantly reduces background worries, brooding thoughts and the importance of the body 👌
SmokeSession67 Jul 24, 2026 13:13
10:00 PM - 10:20 PM
I light up my first joint, and it burns well. Inhaling is easy, exhaling leaves a slight scratchy feeling. The aftertaste is coffee-like, tart, a typical hashish flavor. It wasn't immediately obvious, but I figured I'd wait. Literally five minutes passed, and a wave of warmth washed over my body, starting to really loosen me up. A satisfied expression appeared on my face. I was completely blown away; I didn't expect such a powerful effect.
10:20 PM - 10:40 PM
I moved into my room and lay down on the couch. It felt so cozy and comfortable, my body felt like stone, I didn't even want to turn over. The effect plateaued, with euphoria and a feeling of happiness, a lift in my mood.
10:40 PM - 11:00 PM
I lay there, thinking the high will continue for a long time. It was a real hit. The stone effect was so intense, my eyelids were heavy. I felt so relaxed, every muscle felt so restful.
Watching videos made me burst into laughter.
11:00 PM - 11:30 PM
It seemed like the peak effect had worn off a bit, but now I feel a little better. I went out onto the balcony and lit a cigarette. It was raining and windy outside. I came back, lay down, and was energized. I felt completely relaxed and rested.
11:30 PM - 12:00 AM
I was lying there watching videos, the effect slowly wearing off. I started thinking about taking breaks and needing to get over the dry spell. I went into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I started eating some caramel bars. They were so delicious, it was pure joy.
I washed them down with water, and the dry spell was over. I made myself another coffee and lit a cigarette.
The after-effects aren't holding up for long yet. 😎
friendly_stoner Jul 26, 2026 02:26
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