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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
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Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
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Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
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Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
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xX_Kush_Xx Jul 15, 2026 11:47
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toker_tom Jul 21, 2026 02:26
00:00 - I poured about 0.40 mg into the joint. I start lighting it, it smolders perfectly, without any secondary smoke, everything burns out just right! The smoke is beautiful white, I take my first hit! It goes down easily, it's very aromatic and delicious. I didn't notice any difference when I exhaled, but after a few seconds, it starts to really choke me! And it all turns into a near-burp!
00:05 - I feel myself breaking out in a sweat, it gets hot, the suffocation is gone! My eyes are red and like a Chinese person, I feel like I'm high! Bad thoughts leave my mind, I turn on some music and just start enjoying myself! The weather is just wonderful, all sorts of flies are flying, the kids are playing!
00:10 - I decide to try again, pour a little less, and start lighting the contents! The smoke is still wonderful, I draw this captivating aroma into my lungs, exhale, and cough! And I realize I'm incredibly thirsty, I need to dry out! I grab a cola, take a small sip, and I'm even more stoned! I'm sitting there lighting a cigarette, it's so heavy! Each puff feels like it's carrying me further and further! I want to lie down for a bit! After lying there, I realize helicopters are flying towards me!
00:30 - Got up, ran, and got some shavings! Washed my face, wet the top of my head, and went out for a smoke! As I sit there smoking, I realize I'm doing great, wow! A can of unsmoked cigarettes would overdose, and I've had two! I finished the cigarette, sat there for a bit, and let my head fly! 00:50 - And I went to eat, because my stomach was already growling, after snacking on a couple of sandwiches and washing it all down with tea! I lay down for a bit and rested!
01:20 - After resting, I went to smoke another joint, because I really liked this bud! After smoking, I lit a cigarette and started chatting with my brother, to which he repeatedly told me, "Bro, where are you, don't be stupid!" And it was so bad for me that I was simply constantly distracted by something, either animals, text messages on my phone, or people passing by! 💯
CannabisCritic Jul 24, 2026 15:39
00:00
The smoke was thick, with a distinctive sweet, earthy flavor.
00:05
The effect began, and I felt a lift in my body and a pleasant lightness in my head. Just what I needed at the end of a hard work week.
00:10
The effect intensifies, a warm wave spreads from my chest to my extremities.
The effect is even somewhat reminiscent of E-caffeine, which, in my opinion, is generally characteristic of good hashish.
00:20
Peak: an uncontrollable smile, a feeling of complete comfort.
00:30
Complete relaxation of the body, completely relaxed muscles.
00:45
It became very noticeable, the cognitive effects of thought flow smoothly, without jumps.
01:00
Beginning of the plateau: a stable pleasant state and here I can already say without a doubt that the weekend started off quite pleasantly.
01:30
I began to feel the first signs of decline: the warmth becomes less intense
and I wanted a snack.
02:00
A slight euphoria persists, but I can now do simple things, which is what I did by pouring some seagulls and making a couple of simple sandwiches.
03:00
Return to the base state, a pleasant relaxation remained,
and no heaviness in the head, I felt the post-effect for about a couple more hours, and then fell asleep. 🤤⚡
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