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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

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CannabisCritic Jul 15, 2026 23:35

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ChronicExplorer

ChronicExplorer Jul 17, 2026 12:48

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Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 21, 2026 14:14

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Warsaw

00:00 - I poured about 0.40 mg into the joint. I start lighting it, it smolders perfectly, without any secondary smoke, everything burns out just right! The smoke is beautiful white, I take my first hit! It goes down easily, it's very aromatic and delicious. I didn't notice any difference when I exhaled, but after a few seconds, it starts to really choke me! And it all turns into a near-burp!

00:05 - I feel myself breaking out in a sweat, it gets hot, the suffocation is gone! My eyes are red and like a Chinese person, I feel like I'm high! Bad thoughts leave my mind, I turn on some music and just start enjoying myself! The weather is just wonderful, all sorts of flies are flying, the kids are playing!

00:10 - I decide to try again, pour a little less, and start lighting the contents! The smoke is still wonderful, I draw this captivating aroma into my lungs, exhale, and cough! And I realize I'm incredibly thirsty, I need to dry out! I grab a cola, take a small sip, and I'm even more stoned! I'm sitting there lighting a cigarette, it's so heavy! Each puff feels like it's carrying me further and further! I want to lie down for a bit! After lying there, I realize helicopters are flying towards me!
00:30 - Got up, ran, and got some shavings! Washed my face, wet the top of my head, and went out for a smoke! As I sit there smoking, I realize I'm doing great, wow! A can of unsmoked cigarettes would overdose, and I've had two! I finished the cigarette, sat there for a bit, and let my head fly! 00:50 - And I went to eat, because my stomach was already growling, after snacking on a couple of sandwiches and washing it all down with tea! I lay down for a bit and rested!
01:20 - After resting, I went to smoke another joint, because I really liked this bud! After smoking, I lit a cigarette and started chatting with my brother, to which he repeatedly told me, "Bro, where are you, don't be stupid!" And it was so bad for me that I was simply constantly distracted by something, either animals, text messages on my phone, or people passing by! 💯
SativaSteve

SativaSteve Jul 24, 2026 03:27

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Warsaw

00:00
The taste is like smoking oak resin with a slight sweetness.
Interesting.
Well, after lighting a cigarette, I began to wait.
00:05 At that moment, my entire body suddenly filled with warmth and calm.
My legs were completely numb, but I didn't collapse. It felt like warm tea was pouring into my chest without scalding, and a slight feeling of euphoria and goosebumps appeared in my head.
My mood immediately skyrocketed, and I sprawled out on the couch watching a movie.
00:26 At this point, I can confidently say that the effect had reached its peak.
Up until that point, from 00:05, every 4-5 minutes, I began to feel twice as strong.
And at this point, I felt the true power of this hash.
My body was completely relaxed, but I wasn't so stoned that I was hooked.
On the contrary, I felt a sense of socializing and fun, and the colors were vibrant.

Roughly speaking, my body was completely relaxed, but I could always get up and go wherever I needed to.

My head was filled with vivid thoughts and a wonderful mood.

I would divide the effect between indica and sativa into 60 and 40, respectively.

The high continued to build, not letting up until the next time.
01:22 At this point, I felt the effect begin to wane slightly.
The effect weakened by about 35%.
Relaxation had already partially given way to "stretching," the colors were less vibrant, and the flow of thoughts was less frenetic. Some of the relaxation and warmth had also given way to fatigue.
I felt like I'd just had a light workout, but I wasn't sweaty or aching. Just a pleasant feeling of fatigue, along with relaxation and a slightly elevated mood.
01:44 At this point, I felt like everything had finally subsided.
Or rather, the after-effects had set in.
Namely, a slight feeling of fatigue, confusion, and dullness.
This lasted for about another 10-15 minutes.
Then I decided to take another piece and went to bed.
In the morning, I woke up a little lazy and with a cannabis hangover.
The product works. 🔥😮‍💨
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