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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

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KiefCollector

KiefCollector Jul 21, 2026 18:06

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from La Revolucion Cannabis Vlore

0:00 — Substance Introduction

The subject notes a light aroma—sweet berry, with hints of earth and resin. The first few inhalations are soft and do not irritate the mucous membranes. The aftertaste is printer-like, fruity and pine-like.

0:05 — First Effects

A slight pressure appears in the forehead and eyelids. Motor skills remain stable. The mood is slightly elevated, with a tendency toward talkativeness and humor. A satisfied smile periodically appears on the subject's face. Anxiety levels are reduced.

Objective observations: pulse rate is 98 beats per minute, blood pressure is within normal limits.

0:15 — Peak Cognitive Stimulation

The subject demonstrates increased associative thinking and mild hyperfocus. Attention easily switches between topics, and creativity increases.
Subjective description:

"Thoughts flow like syrup, viscous and delicious."
Noted: enhanced musical perception, especially low frequencies. Color contrasts seem warmer, and the world in general is perceived as more positive and cheerful.

0:35 — Onset of the physical phase

Brain stimulation gradually gives way to physical relaxation. A feeling of "heavy body" appears, but without drowsiness. The subject describes the state as
"like lying in thick berry jelly, which has penetrated every cell of the body and seems to have replaced the brain."

Emotional state:
calm, satisfaction, lack of anxiety.

Physiological effects:
mild tingling and warmth in the extremities, dry mouth.

1:10 — Maximum indication phase

A sustained sedative effect is achieved. The subject is prone to contemplation, meditation, and slowing down speech. Auditory and gustatory sensations are heightened.

When asked to perform a simple arithmetic problem, the subject smiles and says,
"Math is too difficult for me right now, and I'm too lazy to calculate anything..."
The subject spends most of the time absorbed in themselves, periodically chewing something with an absent expression.

2:00 — Post-peak stage

Return of cognitive clarity. The mood is consistently positive, the body feels light. Appetite is moderately increased.
The subject demonstrates social openness and a desire for soft philosophical conversations.

2:30 — End of observation

The effects have almost completely worn off. There are no signs of fatigue. Light, natural drowsiness. The mood is even. There are no unpleasant feelings.

3:00 — The subject's condition is stable. The mind is rested, with a slight drowsiness.

Conclusion:

Girl Scout Cookies manifests itself as a balanced hybrid with a pronounced indica dominance. Ideal for evening relaxation, it doesn't cause heavy drowsiness or anxiety. It can be used individually or in a group. Moreover, group use produces a more pronounced effect. Subjective perception: "a soft berry cocoon with elements of meditative clarity." 🤩
StickyIky

StickyIky Jul 24, 2026 07:19

Trip report about Gold Hash from La Revolucion Cannabis Vlore

00:00
I'm sitting in my room, it's evening; it's already dark outside, but not completely. I turned on the dim lights, brewed some green tea with honey. I wanted to relax a bit; it had been a hectic day, and I just wanted to be in myself. And of course, I got off the hook yesterday. I took out my pipe, a small, handy one. I crushed up some hashish and put it inside.

I light it. The first drag... wow. The smoke is hot, slightly burning my throat. It's not harsh, but so thick. I can tell it's not just weed. I cough a little. The second drag is easier, but there's still a pressure on my throat, like a warm stone on my breath.
00:10
I'm sitting, looking out the window. I feel my body slowly letting go. All the tension in my back melts away, and my shoulders feel like they're sinking into the chair. It feels so soft and calm inside. There's no rush in my head, no thoughts like those that usually creep in. Just empty and good. The tea now tastes like nectar, it's truly much tastier.
00:20
I decide to go out for a walk. I grab headphones. I feel my legs moving on their own, my body light. I walk and just smile. Everything around me seems to be in slow motion, not in the sense of slowing down, but the opposite—you notice details you usually don't.

The wind blows on my face, and it's wonderful. At some point, I just stopped and started looking around. The light from the streetlights was warm, almost yellow, and everything looked somehow cozy. There were almost no cars, no people either, and that made it calm. It felt like I was alone on the whole street, but not lonely, in fact, pleasant. My legs carried me forward, and my head was silent. No problems, no rush. I just walked and savored everything: the smell of the air, the sound of my sneakers on the sidewalk. Even the coolness felt pleasant, as if everything was right. The music in my ears sounded deeper, as if it wasn't coming from headphones, but right inside.
Thoughts came, but softly. I thought about life, but calmly, like an observer, without anxiety.

00:40
I'm sitting on a bench, lost in the sky. The street sounds became interesting—even the rustling of leaves catches my attention. My breathing is deep, calm. It's really good. Hashish doesn't get me high, but it gives me a feeling that everything is fine, just live and enjoy the moment.

01:00
I return home. My mouth is dry, like a desert, but it doesn't bother me, I just drink water. I'm craving something sweet, so I ate a tangerine—it seemed super juicy. Everything feels richer. I turn on some atmospheric music in the background and wrap myself in a blanket.
1:30
I feel the effects soften. I'm still relaxed, but more homey. I want to close my eyes and just lie there. I fall asleep without strain, as if I'm sinking into warmth.

In the morning
I woke up calmly, without a headache, just feeling like I'd slept well. A little groggy, but that's actually nice.

Overall, hashish doesn't give you a powerful high, but rather a feeling of relaxation, slowness, and inner peace. It's a bit heavy on the throat, but if you take your time and breathe slowly, it's fine. A great high for the evening when you want to be alone and just feel yourself. 💪🥴
GreenThumbPete

GreenThumbPete Jul 26, 2026 20:32

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