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TerraceToker Jul 15, 2026 20:56
MidnightToker Jul 17, 2026 09:09
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blazed247 Jul 21, 2026 11:35
⏱ 00:00 — I smoke my first joint. The smoke looks incredibly thick, like condensed milk, a yellowish-milky color. It enters my lungs rather heavily, pressing heavily on my bellows, immediately triggering a harsh cough. Wow, I've got an evil widow. Tears welled up in my eyes as I coughed. The exhale tastes classic—earthy, with a distinct tart pine note and a somewhat spicy aftertaste. Without hesitation, I take a second hit, then a third, to make sure I nail my horse-cross. My throat is mercilessly scratched, my eyes instantly bloodshot. I feel the first hot wave of warmth running through my body, straight from the top of my head down my spine.
⏱ 00:05 - 00:15 — Entry. It hits me very smoothly, yet with a rock-solid confidence. My heartbeat quickens slightly, the engine starts pounding faster, my palms get a little sweaty—a typical reaction after a good drink, especially when you're already exhausted. I notice my perception of space in the room has changed, and sounds have become somehow three-dimensional, almost tangible. A track was playing in the background, and the bass actually started vibrating somewhere in my chest. "I got high really fast," I think to myself. I decide to go to the kitchen for some water, because the famous dry mouth has crept up on me so unnoticed and has dried out my mouth to the point of being like the Sahara Desert. I walk down the hallway and realize that the gravity in the apartment has been artificially increased. My legs felt completely weak and disobedient, each step a pleasant but heavy drag.
⏱ 00:15 - 01:20 — Plateau. I'd reached a full-blown plateau. It was devastating. And it was devastating, profoundly so. At first, for about ten minutes, I felt a slight high—a swarm of creative thoughts began swirling in my head. I wanted to text someone urgently, so I even pulled out my phone and jotted down a couple of lines of text for the neural network (I sometimes like to generate tracks in a dominant, confident style, without unnecessary shouting, when the mood strikes). But this creative impulse quickly gave way to a powerful, downright knockout indica stone. I sat down on the couch and... sank into the carpet. The patterns seemed so complex, I literally sat there for about ten minutes, staring blankly at the same spot. The physical relaxation was simply cosmic. My muscles were constantly aching from my constant physical work and marathons, but suddenly, all the pain vanished. My body felt like it was wrapped in a heavy lead blanket. The shambling started to become intense, and it was physically impossible to open my eyes wider than a slit. I tried to focus on the TV screen, but the picture was a little blurry. I was in a state of complete indifference and absolute peace. I just sat there, grinning like a fool, and genuinely enjoying how powerfully I was pinned to the couch. I periodically experienced funny moments: I went to the bedroom to get my charger, forgot why I got up halfway there, stood in the middle of the hallway for a long time, and ended up returning with a cup of tea that I don't even remember when I brewed it.
⏱ 01:20 - 02:40 — Subsidence. The effects begin to subside slowly, very gently. The thick fog in my head clears, my thoughts become clear again, but my body still feels incredibly heavy, lazy, and relaxed. I don't even want to get up. I'm so desperate for food that my stomach starts growling loudly throughout the room. I realize I'm just too lazy to cook right now; I don't have the energy to stand at the stove. I leisurely finished my tea and binged on YouTube videos. The after-effects are very mild—a slight drowsiness, total relaxation in every muscle, and an even mood. No worries or paranoia, everything went perfectly. ✌️
BlazeItHomie Jul 24, 2026 00:48
00:00 I pour the contents onto the surface, the dosage is approximately 120 mg, and with effortless, light movements of my hand, I transform all the stones into a fluffy line of snow.
The process itself brought me nothing but pleasure, not to mention
what would happen next.
00:05 The line is ready, I take out the tube,
inhale sharply, hold my breath, lean back sharply, and close my eyes.
The snowball went down very pleasantly, almost without burning, not harsh, gentle, and without any chemical aftertaste, which only pleased my mucous membranes.
00:10 I begin to enter, the contents
begin to descend, I pour
water, wash it down thoroughly, the bitter feeling is barely noticeable.
00:15 A surge of energy creeps up on me, accompanied by a wild feeling of butterflies in my stomach that keeps me moving even while standing still.
I light a cigarette, blast music, and enjoy the day.
00:25 The effect has fully kicked in by this time. The feeling of stiffness has disappeared, and I feel more confident, energetic, and focused.
Don't forget to drink water while you're high; the cocaine left me incredibly dry, so I drank water throughout.
00:55 Then came a background stimulant and a light head rush, which overall wasn't as intense as I'd only used small doses a couple of times, and the effect continued, but more moderately.
I noticed that this cocaine doesn't have any animal cravings; the high is very controlled and subdued.
The aftershock isn't as intense, and you can easily overcome it by eating a hearty meal and refreshing yourself.
That's all, my story
has come to an end. I hope you've found my experience helpful. Thank you for reading. 💨😎
DankDan Jul 26, 2026 13:01
Dr_Greenthumb Jul 28, 2026 02:14