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Trip report about Siberian Haze from El Comandante Cannabis Turkestan

00:00
I'm working on my final hit and am surprised by how choking I am. It feels like my throat is sticking together from the amount of oils, making it hard to breathe. I'm coughing like crazy, but I keep smoking.

00:05
Things are unfolding pretty quickly, and with each passing minute, the smoke gets stronger and stronger. The NEP lasts a long time; it feels like only 10 minutes have passed, but in reality, it's been about 5. And I still feel like there's still a lot left.

00:10
The effect slowly envelops the confines of my brain. A satisfied grin stretches across my face, and I stand there admiring the views around me. The world has noticeably become brighter and more interesting, the tree branches create an interesting composition against the sky, and I'm hooked. Everything has become so quiet, and it's as if all the noise that previously haunted my head has been muted. Like noise-canceling headphones, something similar.

0:30
The effect develops very quickly and smoothly, like a floating boat of relaxation, preventing me from completely losing my mind, but I noticeably talk less to my husband. I've also begun to understand less of what he's saying. Most of his words seem to fly past me, and I'm in my own little world, inhabited only by my own broken thoughts.

0:50
An unpleasant, persistent mucus accumulates in my throat, which requires water. I take two small sips, but it still won't go away. Well, we'll see if it lets up.

My memory is instantly gone; I can't remember what happened yesterday or even what happened this morning. The world has dissolved into the days before and after smoking, although I'm sure I'll forget this moment in a couple of hours too :D. I continue walking, or rather, moving my legs from place X to place Y.

1:30
But I'm in a good mood and want to move forward despite the heaviness in my legs. The most important thing in this whole situation is that I have the right person to talk to, someone who can convey thoughts to my battered head so that I can respond. So, overall, there is at least some sociality in this effect. But as you can imagine, it's less than from the buds.

2:00
By the way, two sips didn't do anything, so I decide to drink more to wash down the extremely unpleasant taste in my mouth. I can also smell the distinct odor of this burnt substance on myself. I spray myself with perfume, hoping it will help. The stuff is strong and quite pungent everywhere. The effect doesn't even seem to wear off; it lingers so clearly, and I haven't even finished smoking.

2:20
I can already feel the familiar churning in my stomach, but this time it's even stronger, with a slight pain. We decide to change our route and go for a walk to get some food, and try a little experiment at the same time.

At the store, a bright atmosphere of blinding counters and a bustling crowd awaited me. I was faced with the question of what I wanted to buy. Oh, well, that's not an easy question. I spent a long time wandering through the aisles, choosing what I wanted to eat. After a fair amount of wandering, I finally grabbed a light snack and finally left this noisy place.

2:40
And you know what? Nothing. Even after eating, the effect only weakened a little, and that actually benefited me: I became more talkative and my inner core returned, now I'm back in this world ;). We arrived at place X, and I immediately fell in love with it. The atmosphere was strong, made even stronger by the sense of upcoming celebrations and excitement. And the techno on it.

I looked around, and the world seemed so beautiful, familiar, and interesting. The music was immersive, as if captivating and completely absorbing my intellect. Before I knew it, I started dancing along.

3:00
I loosened up, and the moonrock brought me to a true euphoria. I felt every beat, or at least I thought I did. A lightness and carefree feeling began to fill my head and body, a feeling that all my problems were behind me and that there was only us and this world now.

3:30-4:30
The effect then wore off very gradually, and with it, fatigue set in, so we started walking home. :) My legs were already aching from exhaustion, and I was ready to fall asleep right then and there. No, I'd first devour something else, as if I were starving, and then fall into a deep sleep.

Conclusion
This stuff is strong, very strong. I don't know what it depends on, but I do know one thing: the THC concentration here is sky-high, and I can say it's good. It may not look very presentable, but the effect is long-lasting and pleasant, and even with breaks for food and water, it's still pronounced. The release is smooth, just like the onset. And all this from one small hit, so it's much more economical to smoke.

If you're looking for something that will keep you high for 4+ hours from the moment you smoke it and deliver an intense high throughout, this is a must-have. ✌️😏

Trip report about Cocaine from El Comandante Cannabis Turkestan

6:40 PM I made two lines and immediately sniffed the first one. To make sure it was a full experience, I took a sample on my finger and rubbed it into my gums.

6:42 PM Initially, you can feel the numbness in your gums, slight lips, and nostril, where the first "snow" flows.

6:45 PM I feel incredibly light, with a slight euphoria and a desire to communicate.

Cocaine is extremely confident; you just have to listen to your body and the clarity of your thoughts. It allows you to concentrate without the chaos in your head; it's pure and calm.

6:48 PM The bitter taste didn't take long to arrive, and the remaining powder went down my throat, numbing it. I feel like I'm in anesthesia at the dentist.

I recommend remembering to drink water and listening to your body.

6:57 PM It's so fucking awesome to just communicate and express my thoughts; the euphoria has reached a new level.

I feel connected and belong to the world.

7:00 PM I decide to turn on some music, and my god, it's so fucking awesome! Turn up the bass and let's go!!

7:05 PM I decide to have a second line.

7:15 PM I'm pretty soggy, I'm trying to remember to drink water.

My whole body is filled with a light, pleasant warmth.
The music flows smoothly through my body, making me dance along with it.

7:30 PM I want to highlight the smoothness and subtlety of the experience from Coca-Cola. It's not something that hits you over the head with a baton and makes you lose yourself; it envelops you in a shroud like the softest, coziest blanket you can imagine.
Now I understand why many people love it and get hooked on it. The trick is clarity of thought, confidence in words and actions, a pure effect without any violence to the head, expanded consciousness, waves of euphoria.

19:35 I reached a plateau, I meditate to light music, I feel serenity and freedom, no anxiety and no problems.

Perhaps such purity and control of consciousness can be called a moment of true understanding and happiness?

19:45 A gorgeous strain of coca, purest and most delicious, you feel the whole spectrum of necessary emotions, I think this is truly VHQ (Very High Quality).
I add another half line and catch a new portion of strength and euphoria.

Movement = life

20:20 The effects gradually wear off, there is a slight weakness. 👌

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