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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
Dr_Greenthumb Jul 15, 2026 02:14
LoudPackLarry Jul 17, 2026 15:27
ChronicExplorer Jul 19, 2026 04:40
CannabisCritic Jul 21, 2026 17:53
As soon as I knew it, the aroma filled the entire room and I was already drooping with excitement. At first I smelled a fairly strong smell, something similar to diesel, and then I smelled light notes of malt or some spice. I broke this garnish, it disintegrates easily, everything worked out for you and I decided - it’s time to test.
19:00
I pressed it through the water, the pressure was approximately 0.4. The smoke filled the dance thoroughly, the aromas emerged even stronger and enveloped the room in a vibe of similar shack. Having lowered my heart, I realized that this very Dim would fill all my legends. The taste comes from similar sweet and hot spices. I cleared my throat noisily, the world immediately filled with more stuffed farbs, and I realized that I was unlikely to be able to top off the excess.
19:03
As soon as I realized it, after I cleared my throat, I marveled at one point for three more hours and thought about who I am and what I am crying here.
19:05
I moved to the sofa, although this was not an easy task. I began to feel more and more writhing with warmth and relaxation. Thoughts flew out of my head and flowed into other areas.
19:20
The first 15 hvilins began to crumble awkwardly, but after that they were able to get up, as you can see, you are not walking anywhere, but are smoothly moving in the open space. And you move primarily for relish, because don’t be surprised by those that years before I ate again, the closer my appetite became to a plateau. At that very hour the chocolate and ice cream were taken out of the refrigerator and the kettle was put on. At this moment, I suddenly moved the teapot back to the sofa.
19:30
Yakby is not a teapot - the feeling of relaxation and thoughts would have left me feeling restless. Having eaten, I realized that the plateau had passed and the offal effect was beginning to subside. I want the effect of a “steamy” body and a clear head without knowing anywhere.
20:00
Until that hour, I decided to paint a little and enjoy some warm tea. Just wanted to point out that the bump helps to collect images in the head, and the body automatically transfers everything to the paper. Over the course of an hour, the effect had changed quite a lot, but the warmth in the middle, the relaxation (not lethargy) of the body was lost at once, along with a very clean head.
I would like to thank the shop for such opportunity, Raja and you, while there is still treasure 💚
hashbrown99 Jul 24, 2026 06:06
00:00
Having prepared myself for water use, I sprinkled about 0.1 liters of hashish crumbs onto the tobacco in the cap and gave it a light light, then let it burn itself out. I blew it up. The initial aroma was very reminiscent of pine and earth, and it really did remind me of the flavor of indica, even though it's a hybrid. I think the indica is dominant.
The effects hit almost immediately, a smile from ear to ear, a heightened mood, and a light, dizzying high in my head.
00:30
I didn't think long, well, almost long... I pulled out a bottle and a cigarette and decided to combine them and take a second hit while using a cigarette. Holy shit, I thought to myself, and it made me smile.
On the cigarette, it burns beautifully; I'm honestly hooked on this beauty.
Inhale-exhale-cough.
I was practically sweating, my first thought was "oh my gosh!" The sativa part was shaking me up, and the high and buzz were both fantastic. The stuff is definitely made from high-quality ingredients.
01:00
I came with my comrade, and he immediately said I was completely wasted. I didn't even try to deny it, I gave my comrade a slap, and he suggested we play PS5 while we had time.
At this point, I feel a pleasant, relaxing warmth and a strong high. I'd rate this state a 9/10. I also wanted to add that the water smoking method increases the consumption of hash by a decent amount.
1:30
I asked my comrades for a second hit, but what the hell? I'm not standing aside and take a third hit. After that, I just wanted to lean my head back in the chair and close my eyes. It was hard to even keep my eyelids open. I was a 10/10 high. My comrades, pleased, said there was still time to go play ice skating. I was stunned and went to bed while I still had time, because after three hits, I was completely wasted. I woke up two hours later with a terrible dry mouth and felt like I was still going strong. I was incredibly hungry, and I needed something sweet. I went to chill out. Gentlemen, thank you for your attention and to the shop for trying some excellent hashish. 🥴🤤
TerraceToker Jul 26, 2026 19:19
blazed247 Jul 28, 2026 08:32