Guerrilla Greens by Che Tirana

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

CannabisCritic

CannabisCritic Jul 15, 2026 01:25

this what Tirana needed bro? a proper connect not some random scammer ✌️
ChronicExplorer

ChronicExplorer Jul 17, 2026 14:38

welcome king? Tirana smoking community officially recognizes Guerrilla Greens by Che Tirana as the new connect 😏
LoudPackLarry

LoudPackLarry Jul 19, 2026 03:51

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Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 21, 2026 16:04

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Guerrilla Greens by Che Tirana

The first hit hits you like air, just enough to calm you down. The second hit goes down just as easily, and after the third hit, using a joint as a finishing touch, it becomes clear—the effect has already crept up on you. The world doesn't change instantly; it seems to begin to breathe more slowly.

The noise outside gradually dissipates. The thoughts that have been racing through your head all day become quieter, as if someone turned down the volume. A strange feeling of peace settles within—not euphoria, but silence.

The music suddenly takes center stage. The bass is felt not just in your ears, but as if it's pulsing through your chest. Every detail in the track begins to grab your attention, as if you're listening to a familiar album for the first time.

Time ceases to be familiar. Five minutes feel like half an hour. You can catch yourself staring out the window for who knows how long, watching the wind rustle the leaves. It makes no sense, but somehow it feels like right now, the most interesting thing in the world.

The body becomes heavy, but pleasantly relaxed. The shoulders sag, and the urge to rush disappears. It feels as if the chair or sofa is slowly sucking you in, and you don't want to get up at all.

Conversations become infrequent. It seems like many thoughts are too big to express in words, so it's easier to simply remain silent and listen to the world around you.

Towards the end, everything gradually returns to normal. Sounds become normal again, time speeds up, and the head becomes clearer. All that remains is a calm tiredness, a glass of cold water, a sense of the evening's completion, and the desire to wrap yourself in a blanket, letting the night quietly end the day.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to emphasize that this is a very good value for the money. I wish everyone pleasant smokes and lots of smiles. 💯
SativaSteve

SativaSteve Jul 24, 2026 05:17

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guerrilla Greens by Che Tirana

00:00
The taste is like smoking oak resin with a slight sweetness.
Interesting.
Well, after lighting a cigarette, I began to wait.
00:05 At that moment, my entire body suddenly filled with warmth and calm.
My legs were completely numb, but I didn't collapse. It felt like warm tea was pouring into my chest without scalding, and a slight feeling of euphoria and goosebumps appeared in my head.
My mood immediately skyrocketed, and I sprawled out on the couch watching a movie.
00:26 At this point, I can confidently say that the effect had reached its peak.
Up until that point, from 00:05, every 4-5 minutes, I began to feel twice as strong.
And at this point, I felt the true power of this hash.
My body was completely relaxed, but I wasn't so stoned that I was hooked.
On the contrary, I felt a sense of socializing and fun, and the colors were vibrant.

Roughly speaking, my body was completely relaxed, but I could always get up and go wherever I needed to.

My head was filled with vivid thoughts and a wonderful mood.

I would divide the effect between indica and sativa into 60 and 40, respectively.

The high continued to build, not letting up until the next time.
01:22 At this point, I felt the effect begin to wane slightly.
The effect weakened by about 35%.
Relaxation had already partially given way to "stretching," the colors were less vibrant, and the flow of thoughts was less frenetic. Some of the relaxation and warmth had also given way to fatigue.
I felt like I'd just had a light workout, but I wasn't sweaty or aching. Just a pleasant feeling of fatigue, along with relaxation and a slightly elevated mood.
01:44 At this point, I felt like everything had finally subsided.
Or rather, the after-effects had set in.
Namely, a slight feeling of fatigue, confusion, and dullness.
This lasted for about another 10-15 minutes.
Then I decided to take another piece and went to bed.
In the morning, I woke up a little lazy and with a cannabis hangover.
The product works. 🔥😮‍💨
GreenLeafDave

GreenLeafDave Jul 26, 2026 18:30

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DankDan

DankDan Jul 28, 2026 07:43

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