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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

SpliffArchitect

SpliffArchitect Jul 15, 2026 05:41

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Punisher_P

Punisher_P Jul 17, 2026 18:54

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HighTimesReader

HighTimesReader Jul 19, 2026 07:07

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PurpleHazeRider

PurpleHazeRider Jul 21, 2026 20:20

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from La Revolucion Cannabis Timisoara

4:19
After preparing the joint, I fill it with about 0.2g of incense—the smell is mind-blowing.
The inhale is a soft, light smoke with delicious floral and berry notes, it hits the spot like a charm.
The exhale is just as soft, with all my taste buds detecting those same sweet floral notes. As my godfather said, "I smoked it!" and I completely agree.
4:20
After taking a hit, the effects came quickly: an instant surge of energy and strength, warmth spreading through my body, a feeling of calm and comfort that was overwhelming, making me want to socialize and do something, the sativa component is top-notch.
We opened a beer and lit a cigarette. It hit me hard after just one.
4:59
Time flew by, as if a couple of minutes had passed, although it felt like everything around us had slowed down. We drank a bottle of beer, knocked back a whiskey, and decided to have another joint and feel the peak.
5:10
That smell again, so sweet. We had another, and I caught myself thinking it was so delicious I wanted to have another joint, but at the same time, I realized it would be too much; people with a lower tolerance would easily get a pale ache from this quality. We took another hit, weighing about 0.2 grams.
The high was 10/10, a very strong high. My friend and I sat down and, blah blah, no one wanted to get up. We opened another bottle of beer because it was incredibly drying.
5:30
After knocking back some dry vodka, I felt a strong grip, it became difficult to move, and a body stone began to take over. I decided to let go, because who was the party for?
6:00
After a hearty meal and a little more whiskey, I collapsed and slept until morning. The next morning, I woke up feeling fresh, had another joint of delicious Indor, and my morning started off great, for which I thank the shop and you, dear ones, for introducing me. 🥴🤤
rosinpress_bro

rosinpress_bro Jul 24, 2026 09:33

Trip report about Cocaine from La Revolucion Cannabis Timisoara

00:00
I measured out 50 mg and started crushing it with a card. The small stones formed a nice mound of snow, crunching pleasantly. No powder crunches like that. I divided it into two portions so everything would be evenly numb. I rinsed my nose and inhaled the first dose, and immediately smelled like nuts. I inhaled the second dose, and in the second, I smelled acetone and started to sting a little. Well, that's because I fucked up my nose with meth the other day.
00:03
At that point, I felt a numbness in my palate, and it became a little strange to talk.

00:13
At one point, I felt a warmth in my chest like a click. The numbness wasn't strong, and the euphoria was mild.

01:26
I started talking with a friend, noticed a little more energy, and the conversation flowed smoothly. I don't feel numb anymore. I decided to take it after I ate, because my appetite hadn't gone away, and I don't really want to eat with a numb throat.

02:49
I gave myself 80 mg, and a friend wanted 60 mg too. This time it went down easily, and immediately there was a slight numbness in my throat. It was hard to swallow. We're waiting for more effects, my friend says from the very first minutes that concentration, focus, and contrast have increased.

03:13
I felt increased contrast in the room, warmth in my chest, like a sinking feeling. My mouth went even more numb, especially my gums, like I was at the dentist waiting for my teeth to be pulled. The warmth spread even more throughout my body, and my legs and hands are cold.

04:05

They kept saying my energy was increasing, but then suddenly, like a click, my temples started going numb, and my head was feeling a bit off. Well, it actually started relaxing me; before that, it was stim at the beginning. It's the opposite for my friend, it's interesting.

05:00
We read forum trips and decided to try 100mg. It's hard to inhale; I often get a lump in my throat on one side, and it immediately goes numb. I inhaled, and everything immediately went numb—my nose, my mouth, my throat. This time, I immediately felt a slight euphoria that lingered. THAT WAS YEAH…


CONCLUSION
I felt a slight euphoria, conversations flowed easily and smoothly, thoughts were formulated without strain, and I felt more energy and a desire to communicate. At this stage, the state was pleasant and perceived as “smooth” and controlled, without any sharp distortions. 🤩😏
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