Guerrilla Greens by Che Thessaloniki

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

yellowbrickhigh

yellowbrickhigh Jul 15, 2026 07:55

welcome to Thessaloniki? hope business treats u well and u treat the Thessaloniki heads right
JohnnyBlaze_OG

JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 17, 2026 20:08

this is exactly what Thessaloniki needed rn? welcome and stay safe out there 💯⚡
CokeCowboy

CokeCowboy Jul 19, 2026 09:21

heard through the grapevine that Guerrilla Greens by Che Thessaloniki is the real deal? Thessaloniki locals hyped rn
NugLifeForever

NugLifeForever Jul 21, 2026 22:34

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Guerrilla Greens by Che Thessaloniki

The rocket's ready, let's go outside.
Time:
00:00 00:30
When I finished the tea, I started smoking a full cigarette.

The smoke hits like a charm, I light it up, light it up, light it up, light it up. The paper burns much faster than the stuff with tobacco, so I have to light it up and light it up. The smoke hits gently, and I want to keep smoking. Halfway through the joint, I begin to understand what's changing me. My saliva drains, and there's a pleasant aftertaste in my mouth.
After finishing the joint and lighting it right away, I realize I'm already feeling really high, but at the same time, I realize it's not over yet. My thoughts seem clear, and at the same time, I don't quite understand what's happening. I'm in a great mood, my mouth feels like sugar.
00:30 02:00
After walking outside for a bit, I decided it was time to go inside. It's nice outside, of course, but the wind is piercing.
I knew I'd soon be craving yum yum. I was feeling lazy, of course, but I forced myself to go to the kitchen. As soon as I started, everything went like clockwork. Fermented baked milk, eggs, flour, baking powder. Mmm... Banana and condensed milk pie is just...

I was anticipating this taste the whole time it was cooking. I was still really excited, but I'm tired.
02:00 03:00
I lay down in bed and turned on a show about conspiracy theories, how the government is deceiving us, etc. It opened my eyes to things I hadn't noticed before. Damn country, damn politicians, what have you driven the people to? Poor old ladies can't even afford cheap sausages made of god knows what on their pensions, let alone meat.

It's time to start eating.

03:00 30:30
After finishing half the pie with milk, I realized I had no more strength. The effects wore off, leaving a slight numbness. Very soon, I was fast asleep. 😮‍💨
Hashim_H

Hashim_H Jul 24, 2026 11:47

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guerrilla Greens by Che Thessaloniki

0-00
I crush the piece into small pieces and dilute it slightly with a chopper to slow the combustion of this happiness.

I light it carefully, from the side, so as not to ignite the entire product at once, which would lead to wastage.

It produces a lot of smoke, burns with difficulty, the smoke is soft and pleasant, I'd say pleasantly cool at first, with a slight hint of pine.

0-10
I finished smoking it without any particular nuances. After the first few draws, the space noticeably changed, it became softer and more pleasant, kinder. At the same time, my vision darkened, a slight dullness set in, it dried out, and the image lost some contrast. My thoughts slowed, became softer.

Time gradually began to slow down, just like my musculoskeletal system.

0:30
The high hit me rather imperceptibly, but over time, little by little, the drug made itself felt even more strongly.
My surroundings stabilized, a noticeable drowsiness was present, a hint of melancholy lingered, a feeling of warmth and utter absence of worries. My thoughts became smooth and measured, their flow strictly positive, my vision clouded over, and my mind filled with a positive and upbeat mood.

I decided to lie down for a bit.

1:00
Moving my body to the couch dramatically changed my body's mood. I started to get lost in funny videos, but despite the positive vibe and rather bright and sincere laughter, I felt even more sleepy. So I soon decided to change my position and move around to stay awake. I called a friend to brighten up the harsh life and lighten the mood, got a little high, and added to my mood. It's very drying and makes me want to munch, and I also want to get high, but I'm putting it off for now.

1-30
Around this time, the galactic rotation pattern gradually began to work against me and soften the effects of this substance.

On the way out, there was a slight buzz in my head, but it's an almost imperceptible nuance in the overall positive picture of what was happening.

Further, in the classic style, a pleasant dinner, then even more high, and then a pleasant evening.

Overall, I was pleased with the experience.

Results:
A pretty good working hashish sample.
Hard as a rock, with a distinct vegetal structure, and almost odorless.

Burns smoothly, produces a lot of smoke, easy and delicious to smoke.
It rakes in pretty quickly, and the flow is pleasant and balanced. 😮‍💨
powder007

powder007 Jul 26, 2026 00:00

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UrbanPlug

UrbanPlug Jul 28, 2026 13:13

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