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Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from El Che Weed Store Tel Aviv

00:00 - 00:05

I'm rolling a very juicy, even lethal, dab, with tobacco to make sure it gets the meat going.
The buds begin to smolder quietly, pumping out thick clouds of smoke.

I took a quick breath, and the first thing I felt was the power of the tobacco and nicotine. It even took my breath away a bit.

I stood up and let a gray cloud drift out the window.

It began to sway slightly from side to side, and a strong heat swept through my head and body. Wow!

I finished off the can with a second hit – it was also quite good.

Without the tobacco, it smokes easily, barely a tingle in the throat, nothing more.

00:06 – 00:08

I walked back and forth a bit, not in circles, but along unintelligible routes.

I make a second joint, but with a significantly smaller portion.

And while I'm making the second one, the effects of the heavy first one kick in.

00:09 - 00:30

It got really hot, I was even sweating in my sweatpants.

I quickly unbuttoned my shirt and took off the excess.

Drips of water froze on my forehead, just as they quickly hit the floor.

I sat down in the kitchen; it was really hard to stand up straight.

My eyes were getting more and more tired with each passing minute.

My perception of the outside world, especially sounds, will radically change. A slight hum and even a sharp, monotonous noise force me to focus all my attention.
My arms and legs have become limp, my eyelids feel like lead.
Waves of pleasant feelings wash over my body – as if someone were stroking me with a gentle paw.

I stare blankly at my phone screen with my battered, red eyes. I try to remember something, but I can't.

It's as if I've frozen in time. It flows slowly, almost stopping at any moment.

00:31 - 01:00

My voice has become hoarse and hoarse, and a distinctly stoned tone has appeared in my speech.

My breathing seems so slow, I begin to think about every inhalation and exhalation.

I'm so dry, not to mention the weather outside. And I can't even remember where and what to drink. So I've had to give up.
I have to close my eyes – at some points, it seems impossible to open them.

The peak is around 45-60 minutes.

There's not a single hint of release for the rest of the first hour.

01:01 - 01:40

Somehow, maybe the second joint even became unnecessary. It hit me so hard, so hard, that I don't even want to move.

My perception of time is completely different – ​​even if I look at the second hand of a clock.

I feel frozen – or maybe I don't.

I increasingly want to move to bed and lay my massive head on a soft pillow. Wrap myself in a blanket cocoon and maybe take a nap for an hour or two.

Only at the start of the next hour did the first signs of release begin to appear.

1:41 - 2:20

After a couple of hours, the effects gradually fade away somewhere deep in the past.
Sometimes, fresh creative ideas come in bursts of brilliant thoughts.

I try to make sure to take advantage of these moments to create a report.

At the beginning of the second hour, the effects of the buds are noticeable, and quite good.

I start to crave a snack – preferably something sweet and juicy.

2:21 - 4:00

Almost 81-92.5% of the effect has subsided. Only the fog is still bothering my head and my eyes are still burning.

Afterword

It was a great experience, a wonderful introduction to a new shop – and the buds showed their power.
The shop definitely passed the smoke test. 🍃🤩

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Che Weed Store Tel Aviv

Having pulled out the tip from a heavy shave, it can easily be deformed with your hands, like lower plasticine. Add 0.1 grams, and then add 4 more drops. We no longer smoke cigarettes, having previously rolled joints from cannabis leaves
Once everything was prepared, we proceeded to the rituals with the consecration of organisms and accommodations
00:00 I light it, put the stick on the heat and place it in the dance. And then the joint went out, which is why we had to pull it out and smoke it again. Having repeated the manipulation, this time it was successful
Having scored, I didn’t notice that there was any smoke, but I lost the taste of spicy, fragrant hashish with pine, earthy notes
Wood leaves the throat, but still it’s better than the lower cigarette.
00:03 Bro smoked and said that he got it right away. I take another blob to reveal the effect as much as possible, but then I add a third part to it, because I feel that it’s already hit so well. Having grabbed the roses, they received a pleasant hashish aroma similar to incense, and we smoothly moved to the booth
00:08 I want to laugh, laugh and just get upset in the moment. Thoughts became lazy and stringy, calmly floating in my head, frowning in the sky. While it was still a light day in the middle, my mother Indika physically began to worry about her strong relaxation and pain
00:20 Plateau. The flavors are simmered, there is a limpness in the endings, but a good mood lingers. It hit me so hard, I don’t even want to work hard, but there is a lot of concentration and more satisfaction.
I’m lying in my room and writing a report. I like everything I do, the process evokes satisfaction, and then, through the loss of short-term memory, I forget the thoughts that were still in my head. All this hour I feel drowsiness, a strong stone effect and a deep sense of relaxation, and a smile often spreads on my face
1:45 - 2:10 Started to let them out three by three. The infusion of the product loses its grip and smoothly turns to reality, and the effects pass from the post-effect
About a year later I grabbed two blobs again. It started to sink in more than ever before, so I turned on YouTube and turned on until the end, I don’t remember. In the morning, the head was important, we are talking about the canna and the presence of a mild THC hangover 😎⚡

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