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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect β€” increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

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UrbanPlug

UrbanPlug Jul 21, 2026 23:59

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from The Guerrilla Grow Tan An

00:00 I'm sitting at the computer and remembering that I have some bud lying around, so I decide to smoke it and go for a walk. I roll up a joint. Honestly, it's hard to measure the amount of bud approximately, as if you always pour it in and immediately know how much you need. Well, generally, about 0.2. I smoke once, smoke twice, and a little three times. My blood pressure also dropped a bit when I smoked, but after the health mess I've been having, that happens quite often even when sober.

00:03 My mood noticeably improved, my face looked incredibly unimportant.

00:10 Having barely gotten dressed before leaving, I look at the computer and notice that all the words I saw were just a random collection of words that had nothing to do with each other, and when I look closely, I begin to understand that I'm the idiot here, not the computer.

00:20 I walk into the store. It's classic, and the world is brighter (for some reason I notice this only under artificial light), along with a sedative and a pleasant euphoria. It doesn't exactly kill you to the point of paralyzing you, even though I like strains with predominantly indica (like this one). Still, when the indica is really indica, it's perfect for smoking at home and binging on something, but you definitely won't be able to walk around on it.

00:30 I bought some crap to drink because it dries you out pretty well. So many thoughts were running through my head as I walked through the liquor section, mostly nostalgia for how just a month ago, sitting at home, I could kill 0.5 liters of whiskey, along with some buds, and now I can't even knock back a weak drink. Of course, on the one hand, that's a good thing. But objectively, I understand that it's not for my health, so I wouldn't think about quitting anytime soon.

00:45 There's nothing much to do, but high and alone, it's fun. Thoughts of longing for drinking and getting high have been replaced by some kind of jokes that come from who knows where in my brain, which I'm laughing at myself. The effect is steadily peaking, showing no signs of fading.

00:55 I ran into an old friend I hadn't spoken to for about half a year, so we hung out for a bit. I told him what was going on in my life, he told me something too, and I offered to get high, to which he offered to go to his place and smoke from a joint. I couldn't refuse that.

01:15 We went into the store, a friend grabbed some junk and some beer

01:30 We retreated to his place. While he was jerking off in that joint, I grinded about 0.4 more, because I was still high, even though the effect was already waning a bit. While I was grinding, I was lost in my thoughts. I don't even remember what I was thinking about, apparently something important. We loaded everything into the joint, took a couple of joints, and sat down to wait.

01:40+ Even though I smoked less than the first time, I got even more stoned. After that, there wasn't much of interest. It was just the usual cannabinoid activity, like getting high on everything, greedily devouring crackers, and getting high on some other shit, and then some more smoking. In the end, I barely had any left. I mixed them with other buds that lean more towards sativa. There's no particular energy, but it doesn't make you sleepy either. 🌿🀩
SmokeSession67

SmokeSession67 Jul 24, 2026 12:12

Trip report about Cocaine from The Guerrilla Grow Tan An

00:00–00:01

Taking approximately 50-60 mg of cocaine intranasally (through the nose). A bitter, chemical taste in the throat, typical of cocaine. A slight burning feeling in the nasopharynx.

00:02–00:05

Initial sensations: mild euphoria, a surge of energy, increased heart rate. A feeling of "clarity" in thinking, heightened perception. The nose and tongue begin to numb from licking the map earlier, which had residue from drawing the tracks.

00:05–00:15

Suddenly everything around seems interesting, all topics of conversation seem brilliant. The internal dialogue, usually in the background, becomes loud, clear, and incredibly fast. Thoughts race, but each one seems profound and important. The light becomes slightly brighter, more contrasting. The sounds of music are detailed; I can hear every single instrument.
A strong surge of confidence, talkativeness, and a desire for social interaction. A feeling of attractiveness and competence. Fatigue disappears, and appetite diminishes.

00:15–00:45

Increased energy persists, concentration is maintained, and talkativeness increases. I called a friend and just started telling him various topics nonstop. The conversation turned out to be very interesting, and we agreed to meet tomorrow and finish off the rest of the Cocaine together.

00:45–01:15

Beginning of the decline. The euphoria fades, as if a bright light bulb was being smoothly but inexorably turned on. A desire to repeat the experience to recapture the peak sensation.

Bottom Line:

I don't have a lot of experience with Cox; if I'm not mistaken, I've tried it four times. But what surprised me was the euphoria I'd never experienced before, and then I suddenly burst into conversation. The product is quite good and provides the desired cooling effect. It was memorable and stands out from my other experiences, and I'd also like to point out the price, which is well justified by the product's quality. Overall, after another positive experience, I want to thank The Guerrilla Grow Tan An for providing me with this top stuff. I'll definitely use it again and recommend it to everyone. 🀩πŸ₯΄
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