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Trip report about Siberian Haze from Guerrilla Greens by Che Split

⏱️ 00:00 — I chop up a fat piece weighing about a quarter gram in the grinder. The stuff is crushed perfectly, revealing even more pine notes. I head to the balcony, where the charged device is already waiting. I light the first hit. The smoke is thick and heavy, entering my lungs with a noticeable pressure. On the exhale, a distinct flavor of cedar and forest earth emerges, a characteristic burning sensation hits my throat, forcing me to cough hard a couple of times. Then, without pausing, I put down the second hit and polish it all off with a third, finishing hit. It burns hard, the oil is practically bubbling on the mesh. I sit and exhale.

⏱️ 00:05 — Entry. The first effects of this legendary sativa-dominant hybrid begin to unfold right on the exhale of the last hit. My heartbeat quickened slightly, a pleasant, warm tingling feeling spread throughout my body, and my palms became slightly sweaty. My perception of sounds changed—the music in the room sounded more voluminous, and the gray landscape outside the window no longer seemed so dreary.

⏱️ 00:20 — Plateau. Here it is, the peak! The strain's sativa genetics worked like the perfect antidepressant. My mental state leveled out, the fog in my head cleared, giving way to a powerful flow of thoughts and creativity. I felt like I wanted to do something, not just lie around like a vegetable. Physically, my body was relaxed, but without the harsh indica stone—no laziness, my legs carried me to the kitchen. I played some old video in the background, but I didn't watch it because I was so tempted to make myself a hearty breakfast. My mood skyrocketed. Holy shit, the morning is looking up!

⏱️ 01:00 — The plateau continues. It's very strong and steady. The high overcame the cross-tolerance from yesterday's substances effortlessly thanks to the high THC levels. The dryness hit hard, a real desert formed in my mouth, and I ran to drink water straight from the tap. I got stuck in the kitchen while frying eggs with sausage. The funniest thing is that I spent five minutes trying to flip the egg with a fork, completely serious. A slight self-irony and a smile never leave my face. My thoughts are jumbled, but it's a pleasant, Rastafarian carelessness.

⏱️ 01:45 — The decline. The effects begin to gradually transform. The sativa high slowly gives way to a pleasant, soft indica relaxation. A slight fatigue sets in, my eyes close, and a wild, insatiable swine awakens in my stomach. I devoured all the food I'd prepared in a couple of minutes; the taste of the food seemed simply fantastic. After a hearty snack, laziness finally won out, and I just wanted to curl up on the couch.

⏱️ 02:15 — Aftereffects. The effects gradually fade, leaving behind a pleasant trail of calm and total relaxation. No need to go out, headaches, or depression—Siberian Haze completely revived my body after yesterday's marathon, clearing my receptors. The cerebral release was a success. I'm slightly drowsy, my body is groggy, but I feel extremely comfortable. CONCLUSION
Siberian Haze from Guerrilla Greens by Che Split is a high-quality strain with a pronounced sativa onset and a pleasant, relaxing finish. It's ideal for combating depression, drug withdrawal, and raising energy. The organoleptic properties are effective, even though the bud looks a bit wild due to its manicure. {in_city} service is efficient, fast, and reliable. 🔥💯

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guerrilla Greens by Che Split


When I got home, I unwrapped the duct tape and two ziplock bags, and the aroma of hashish was coming through.

The weight was exactly as stated.

So, to be fair, I took two medium-sized hits. They light well on a cigarette, the hashish doesn't melt or soak into the cigarette. It burns well and quickly. It's easy to smoke without coughing.

I got a middling high, felt cheerful, and wanted to chat and laugh. I was glued to the TV, drinking a beer. About 30 minutes later, I decided to have another smoke, took three medium ones, and the effect became more noticeable. It didn't crush me into the couch, but rather made me want to do something. I tidied up the kitchen a bit, then took three more, these were big ones, took a smoke, and went to bed ready to sleep until morning. After that, I didn't even notice I was asleep.
The next day, after working my shift, I drank a little strong, ate, and took three big ones. I was pretty high, but I felt like doing something again, so I sat down at the computer and started playing music. After sitting there for an hour, I went for another drink and took three more big ones, which made me feel even better. I sat down and continued playing music... I was glued to the program all evening. Finally, pleased with myself for keeping busy all evening without any hiccups, I took three more and lay down... Fell asleep again. I still have some smokes today, but it's time to write a trip...

Overall, I'm happy with everything. I give it a solid A+ for everything... I'll give the hashish a B+, because I prefer stronger stuff. It's okay to smoke if you have a high tolerance, but you need to do something else at the same time, because you can get things done without any problems while on it.

It's fine for those with a high tolerance, but not for those who smoke occasionally and not everywhere, as it can leave them feeling broken for a long time. 💯🥴

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