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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
SnowWhite_plug Jul 15, 2026 02:38
MarleyDisciple Jul 17, 2026 15:51
BongRipper Jul 19, 2026 04:04
HashBaron Jul 21, 2026 17:17
I roll the joint. It smokes well and easily; at first, I even thought it was too easy and the bud was a bit weak. But after the second, I changed my mind. A pleasant, watery relaxation washed over me, and a satisfied smile appeared on my face.
In terms of effects, the % ratio is perfect: it's relaxing and you can go for a walk in this state. The effects peak about 10 minutes after smoking. By this time, I'd already felt quite dry; I always get dry after smoking bud, but this time, my throat felt like a desert.
I drank some water and started getting ready for the barbecue. With this bud, I did so with particular enthusiasm, as the sativa was dominant at the moment. But that's only for now. Around 50 minutes after smoking, the high gradually begins to fade, plunging my mind into an indica-like relaxation. The stone was enveloping me more and more, and I wanted to lie down. But I had to get going.
The whole way, I listened to music and looked out the window, enjoying the effects of this bud.
When we arrived at the spot, I had to help the others set the table and, of course, smoke to improve my appetite.
My friends and I took two joints, and the world took on a different, more vibrant color.
This time, I didn't have to wait long, and the effects began to take hold almost immediately, intensifying over time. I decided to lie down and lose myself in the music while the others were busy with the barbecue. The relaxation was so intense that for a second, I thought my muscles had simply atrophied.
After two hours, the effects began to wear off, and I was able to enjoy delicious food and the wonderful company of friends.
In conclusion, I can say that this product is a very potent strain, with a wild stone effect and an incredibly pleasant euphoria. 😏💯
WakeNBake Jul 24, 2026 06:30
00:00 The first effects begin 4-5 minutes after the first puff. I smoked 30 mg of hashish through a water bottle. At first, I thought I'd smoked too little, but I decided to wait and realized it was a good thing I hadn't smoked any more. It's better to smoke a little, and if you don't get high, smoke some more than you would overdo it and ruin the experience. The smoke is medium-thick, not too irritating to the throat. The first thing I noticed was a change in my perception of reality: the world changed before my eyes, the picture became more jittery, as if the fps were 30 instead of 60. My concentration also improved slightly, but at the same time, there was no strong flow of thoughts or creative ideas. I'm writing this trip report now; it helps me focus. A pleasant blanket of weed covered my body, the teal slightly spread across my body, and a pleasant feeling appeared in my eyelids and face. The effect gradually builds. After 10 minutes, I was already at the peak of the effect.
1:30 AM. 30 minutes have passed. I feel stoned, but more like a high. I can calmly go about my business. I don't get pinned to the couch like an indica. I'm also feeling hungry. It's good that I prepared some food ahead of time and then washed it down with something sweet. My concentration is still pretty good, although I already feel more relaxed and chilled. I started watching a movie and felt like I was hooked. After an hour and a half, the effects were manageable and calm, more like after-effects. They lasted for about 1:30, for a total of 3 hours, including after-effects.
Results:
The hash is good. I personally love this variety of hash. The weight is good, the smell is pleasant, and the effect is also satisfying. It feels like pure, attractive hash, without additives or chemicals. ✌️🍫
snowboy_real Jul 26, 2026 19:43
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