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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

BongRipper

BongRipper Jul 15, 2026 23:11

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MarleyDisciple

MarleyDisciple Jul 17, 2026 12:24

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SnowWhite_plug

SnowWhite_plug Jul 19, 2026 01:37

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snowboy_real

snowboy_real Jul 21, 2026 14:50

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Che Guevara Bud Bar Setubal

The buds are simply unreal in appearance, the smell is very persistent, earthy and forest-like, the bud is very trichome-rich and sticky; I cut it with scissors...
After chopping the heel, I roll the joint...
I smoke...

00:00
The taste is simply something else, it smokes extremely pleasantly, the taste is like sweetish forest pine.
It's pleasantly suffocating...
You understand as soon as you smoke it that it's going to hit you hard...
From the first minutes, it relaxes, your eyelids droop, and you feel satiated from the weed. I decide to hold off on the second one for now and have a cigarette.
After smoking the cigarette, I go into the room to do my daily tasks at the computer.

01:00
I got really high, I didn't even expect it to hit me like that. The effect is a rather long-lasting, indica-like stone.
I also want to note that before I smoked, I was making plans, but after I smoked, I changed my mind and gave up on everything.
If you're going to work or some important event, I'd advise not smoking beforehand.
Basically, it killed me completely, my eyes were red, and I was very dry...
I turned on some music and stuck at the computer...

02:00
It was already past two, and I was still high, the weed wasn't letting up.
I didn't smoke anymore, but I felt great. To my surprise, I didn't even want to smoke anymore, because it really killed me.

03:00
The effect slowly began to wear off, and I wanted something to eat.
But I went to the kitchen, opened the fridge, and forgot why I was there. So, I started cooking and decided to make some pasta.
I chopped some onion for the ground beef, salted and peppered it, and fried it in a frying pan...
Put some water on the pasta...
And went to lie down in my room.
And guess what, I fell asleep.
Thank goodness I woke up to the smell of burning ground beef; the water had boiled away.
So, I turned off the water and decided to just throw together a ground beef burger and forget about it.
I made it, ate it, and soon fell asleep watching a movie.

Let's sum it up.
Product quality: It's rare that I can give a 10 out of 10, but this brand definitely deserves a 10/10. 🍃👌
WakeNBake

WakeNBake Jul 24, 2026 03:03

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che Guevara Bud Bar Setubal

0-00
I crush the piece into small pieces and dilute it slightly with a chopper to slow the combustion of this happiness.

I light it carefully, from the side, so as not to ignite the entire product at once, which would lead to wastage.

It produces a lot of smoke, burns with difficulty, the smoke is soft and pleasant, I'd say pleasantly cool at first, with a slight hint of pine.

0-10
I finished smoking it without any particular nuances. After the first few draws, the space noticeably changed, it became softer and more pleasant, kinder. At the same time, my vision darkened, a slight dullness set in, it dried out, and the image lost some contrast. My thoughts slowed, became softer.

Time gradually began to slow down, just like my musculoskeletal system.

0:30
The high hit me rather imperceptibly, but over time, little by little, the drug made itself felt even more strongly.
My surroundings stabilized, a noticeable drowsiness was present, a hint of melancholy lingered, a feeling of warmth and utter absence of worries. My thoughts became smooth and measured, their flow strictly positive, my vision clouded over, and my mind filled with a positive and upbeat mood.

I decided to lie down for a bit.

1:00
Moving my body to the couch dramatically changed my body's mood. I started to get lost in funny videos, but despite the positive vibe and rather bright and sincere laughter, I felt even more sleepy. So I soon decided to change my position and move around to stay awake. I called a friend to brighten up the harsh life and lighten the mood, got a little high, and added to my mood. It's very drying and makes me want to munch, and I also want to get high, but I'm putting it off for now.

1-30
Around this time, the galactic rotation pattern gradually began to work against me and soften the effects of this substance.

On the way out, there was a slight buzz in my head, but it's an almost imperceptible nuance in the overall positive picture of what was happening.

Further, in the classic style, a pleasant dinner, then even more high, and then a pleasant evening.

Overall, I was pleased with the experience.

Results:
A pretty good working hashish sample.
Hard as a rock, with a distinct vegetal structure, and almost odorless.

Burns smoothly, produces a lot of smoke, easy and delicious to smoke.
It rakes in pretty quickly, and the flow is pleasant and balanced. 😮‍💨
HashBaron

HashBaron Jul 26, 2026 16:16

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xX_Kush_Xx

xX_Kush_Xx Jul 28, 2026 05:29

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