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Comments (7)
420everydayy Jul 15, 2026 05:41
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RastaVibes Jul 21, 2026 20:20
The rocket's ready, let's go outside.
Time:
00:00 00:30
When I finished the tea, I started smoking a full cigarette.
The smoke hits like a charm, I light it up, light it up, light it up, light it up. The paper burns much faster than the stuff with tobacco, so I have to light it up and light it up. The smoke hits gently, and I want to keep smoking. Halfway through the joint, I begin to understand what's changing me. My saliva drains, and there's a pleasant aftertaste in my mouth.
After finishing the joint and lighting it right away, I realize I'm already feeling really high, but at the same time, I realize it's not over yet. My thoughts seem clear, and at the same time, I don't quite understand what's happening. I'm in a great mood, my mouth feels like sugar.
00:30 02:00
After walking outside for a bit, I decided it was time to go inside. It's nice outside, of course, but the wind is piercing.
I knew I'd soon be craving yum yum. I was feeling lazy, of course, but I forced myself to go to the kitchen. As soon as I started, everything went like clockwork. Fermented baked milk, eggs, flour, baking powder. Mmm... Banana and condensed milk pie is just...
I was anticipating this taste the whole time it was cooking. I was still really excited, but I'm tired.
02:00 03:00
I lay down in bed and turned on a show about conspiracy theories, how the government is deceiving us, etc. It opened my eyes to things I hadn't noticed before. Damn country, damn politicians, what have you driven the people to? Poor old ladies can't even afford cheap sausages made of god knows what on their pensions, let alone meat.
It's time to start eating.
03:00 30:30
After finishing half the pie with milk, I realized I had no more strength. The effects wore off, leaving a slight numbness. Very soon, I was fast asleep. 😮💨
ChronicMike88 Jul 24, 2026 09:33
4:00 PM
Running to my friend's with a bag, I delight him with the news of a new product in his diet.
I pour the stones onto a dark surface and admire them.
After sifting out the dust and small pieces, I weigh 100 milligrams on a scale, crush it into dust with a card, and divide it in half. One for me and one for my friend.
First, I sip on a bill, then I offer one to my friend.
My nose, you see, is itchy and numb.
The whitewash has sealed my sinuses, and we're seizing the moment in anticipation.
4:15 PM
A slight stimulation had set in.
The music is pleasantly inviting, and I want to move. Friend lies down and complains about his nose being scratchy and the bitter taste.
The taste is truly bitter and like a pill. I can't hold it down for long; I have to swallow.
16:25
I noticed my feet had gotten cold, but my palms were sweating.
My friend was eager to talk, and he was telling me about his old drug-addicted past.
I, on the other hand, didn't want to talk; I wanted to remain silent, move, and nod my head. I was scurrying around the room, fiddling with the computer, then fiddling with the screws in my chair.
I was impressed by the incredible focus and clarity of my vision. The focus was top-notch.
16:45
I opened a can of beer to wash down the bitterness of the drug. It was delicious and refreshing. It really took the edge off the dry mouth. We went out onto the balcony and lit cigarettes. I didn't really want to smoke, like when I was on MDMA or amphetamine, when you greedily dragged every puff.
4:55 PM
We went into the room and finished our beer.
My eyes were still dilated, and the effects of the drug were gradually wearing off.
I looked at the remains of the feast, but the dryness in my nose and the bitterness in my throat made me postpone the catch-up until later.
4:30 PM
After finishing my beer, I said goodbye to my friend and headed home. Once home, I smoked two small joints of bud, took a shower, and fell asleep gently in my bed.
Conclusion:
The cocaine I tried was working.
It did its job; a small line of 50 mg stimulated my movements and alertness. My consciousness remained intact, and that's the main thing. No amphetamine was detected in the cocaine.
Ratings:
Substance 9/10
Stealth 9/10
Weight 10/10
Euphoria/Stim 20/80 ⚡😮💨
RastaManFred Jul 26, 2026 22:46
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