Guerrilla Greens by Che Semarang

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

friendly_stoner

friendly_stoner Jul 15, 2026 14:50

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UrbanPlug

UrbanPlug Jul 17, 2026 03:03

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SmokeSession67

SmokeSession67 Jul 19, 2026 16:16

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KiefCollector

KiefCollector Jul 21, 2026 05:29

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Guerrilla Greens by Che Semarang

00:00
As soon as it starts, I’m rolling up a joint, lighting it up, breathing in and out deeply several times.
Let's finish it soft, it's clear that the bud was felt by smart growers.
00:05
Already after I breathed another, I felt the first changes in information.
Moreover, I didn’t feel any fog in my head, but nevertheless,
00:30
I want to let those 30% of Indians know about themselves, otherwise it won’t bother me to stay at home)
Let's go and take a walk above.
I slowly croaked, and realized that this pine cone had added some
romantic euphoria during this walk.

01:00
Having finished thinking, I relaxed, and immediately flew to bed, wrapped in the warmth of the blanket
and having grown up)
And here the same stone effect came into force.
The trip gained more passive wraps, and instead of activity, I gave the pass to the passive
I'm tapping into the phone.
01:30
At what time, I started to note the decline in effects, I didn’t want to let go of the stone,
Every now and then I go through a few “disturbances”, with little disorientation,
reduced reaction and halogenation.
I really wanted to eat, okay, so I’ve been wondering about this for a long time) 🥴
MaryJane_fan

MaryJane_fan Jul 24, 2026 18:42

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guerrilla Greens by Che Semarang

I broke one candy bar to try it out. The smell was strong, typical of nature, and the color was black like plasticine. Of course, it was hashish.

I smoked that piece. inhaled, held it for about 30 seconds, and exhaled. It went down easily, without coughing. It was like a dream, and after a minute or so, I heard a signal that I was starting to get high. My smile tightened, and my eyes narrowed a little like those of a Chinese. I felt cheerful, no longer suddenly saying "ha-ha-ha" or "hee-hee-hee." Music was playing on the computer, and I was in a fantastic mood, like I was born again.

One small piece keeps me high for about an hour, and food in the fridge started to disappear without me even noticing. And I'm still saving almost a whole gram for later. After an hour, after just one hit, it starts to wear off. The solution is this: I start to feel really dry, like I'm in a desert, and I'm really hungry, like I haven't eaten in a week... I fill up a bit and have a second hit, the same size as the first. The effect is like this: I'm grinning ear to ear again, I just want to lie on the couch and be left alone, I don't give a damn and just enjoy myself... I'm glued to the TV, all the sounds seem strange to me, I feel like I'm tumbleweed, I started watching football... I didn't finish the first half, I went to sleep a little)) I woke up and realized it was time to get ready for the next workday and that I'd stop smoking for today. That's how it is... 👌
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