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SpliffArchitect Jul 15, 2026 05:29
Punisher_P Jul 17, 2026 18:42
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PurpleHazeRider Jul 21, 2026 20:08
00:00 - 00:05
I'm rolling a very juicy, even lethal, dab, with tobacco to make sure it gets the meat going.
The buds begin to smolder quietly, pumping out thick clouds of smoke.
I took a quick breath, and the first thing I felt was the power of the tobacco and nicotine. It even took my breath away a bit.
I stood up and let a gray cloud drift out the window.
It began to sway slightly from side to side, and a strong heat swept through my head and body. Wow!
I finished off the can with a second hit β it was also quite good.
Without the tobacco, it smokes easily, barely a tingle in the throat, nothing more.
00:06 β 00:08
I walked back and forth a bit, not in circles, but along unintelligible routes.
I make a second joint, but with a significantly smaller portion.
And while I'm making the second one, the effects of the heavy first one kick in.
00:09 - 00:30
It got really hot, I was even sweating in my sweatpants.
I quickly unbuttoned my shirt and took off the excess.
Drips of water froze on my forehead, just as they quickly hit the floor.
I sat down in the kitchen; it was really hard to stand up straight.
My eyes were getting more and more tired with each passing minute.
My perception of the outside world, especially sounds, will radically change. A slight hum and even a sharp, monotonous noise force me to focus all my attention.
My arms and legs have become limp, my eyelids feel like lead.
Waves of pleasant feelings wash over my body β as if someone were stroking me with a gentle paw.
I stare blankly at my phone screen with my battered, red eyes. I try to remember something, but I can't.
It's as if I've frozen in time. It flows slowly, almost stopping at any moment.
00:31 - 01:00
My voice has become hoarse and hoarse, and a distinctly stoned tone has appeared in my speech.
My breathing seems so slow, I begin to think about every inhalation and exhalation.
I'm so dry, not to mention the weather outside. And I can't even remember where and what to drink. So I've had to give up.
I have to close my eyes β at some points, it seems impossible to open them.
The peak is around 45-60 minutes.
There's not a single hint of release for the rest of the first hour.
01:01 - 01:40
Somehow, maybe the second joint even became unnecessary. It hit me so hard, so hard, that I don't even want to move.
My perception of time is completely different β ββeven if I look at the second hand of a clock.
I feel frozen β or maybe I don't.
I increasingly want to move to bed and lay my massive head on a soft pillow. Wrap myself in a blanket cocoon and maybe take a nap for an hour or two.
Only at the start of the next hour did the first signs of release begin to appear.
1:41 - 2:20
After a couple of hours, the effects gradually fade away somewhere deep in the past.
Sometimes, fresh creative ideas come in bursts of brilliant thoughts.
I try to make sure to take advantage of these moments to create a report.
At the beginning of the second hour, the effects of the buds are noticeable, and quite good.
I start to crave a snack β preferably something sweet and juicy.
2:21 - 4:00
Almost 81-92.5% of the effect has subsided. Only the fog is still bothering my head and my eyes are still burning.
Afterword
It was a great experience, a wonderful introduction to a new shop β and the buds showed their power.
The shop definitely passed the smoke test. ππ€©
rosinpress_bro Jul 24, 2026 09:21
ββββββ- 23:00 ββββββ-
I took about 60mg+, lay on my back, and snorted again just to be sure.
I felt a slight burning feelings in my nose, unusual compared to mephedrone. I lay there waiting...
ββββββ- 23:10 ββββββ-
I feel a change in my mood, my head is clear, I have positive thoughts, euphoria, and a slight numbness in my nose. It wakes me up to talk. I call a friend.
ββββββ- 23:30 ββββββ-
We discussed a lot in 20 minutes, all the topics seemed very interesting and important. My thoughts quickly switched, I wanted to talk about a lot. After the conversation, I turned on some light music, and my soul rejoiced.
ββββββ- 23:40 ββββββ-
I feel the euphoria beginning to fade, but my mood is off the charts. The thought of doing it again haunts me.
I draw a similar image to the first one and inhale. I lick the remains of the snow-white powder from the card (there's a slight bitterness), lie back down, and await this wonderful state. My tongue is starting to go numb.
ββββββ- 00:00 ββββββ-
The clock reads zero zero.
The euphoria has gradually returned, and I want this state to never end. A surge of energy and a positive mood. It's late, and I decide to call my friend. I got through on the third try, but she was extremely disappointed by such a late call. I told her the good news and waited for her to visit.
ββββββ- 00:17 ββββββ-
The opposite sex is very interesting as a conversational partner (and not only) in such cases))
The long-awaited meeting came true!
She was delighted with such an offer and couldn't refuse!
I drew her a similar one, inhaled, and lay on my back in anticipation.
ββββββ- 00:30ββββββ-
Euphoria overtook me; it was obvious to the naked eye that she had blossomed like a beautiful flower. We began a conversation that was very engaging and seemed long-lasting...
That's how we spent the time until the morning.
The cocaine lasted until 4 am. π€©π
GanjaGuru Jul 26, 2026 22:34
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