The Guerrilla Grow Santa Ana

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect β€” increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

friendly_stoner

friendly_stoner Jul 15, 2026 11:35

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SmokeSession67

SmokeSession67 Jul 17, 2026 00:48

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UrbanPlug

UrbanPlug Jul 19, 2026 13:01

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StickyIky

StickyIky Jul 21, 2026 02:14

Trip report about Siberian Haze from The Guerrilla Grow Santa Ana

00:00-00:05 - outside the window I’m whispering: β€œGet high!”, so I’ll burn myself and the man in the middle. The smoke is thick, the lump hurts your throat and makes you cough. drank some water and went to the computer: no need to earn something at work for a few dollars, and then plan to gamble
00:05-00:15 β€” while I was working, I noticed that my mood was better, my body was relaxed, my head was full of thoughts, my contentment was in the middle and anxiety was still present, so a collective attack is likely one more joint
00:15-00:45 - turned to the computer, now the situation is already in full swing: I’m getting more and more I felt sore, all my thoughts left my head, my anxiety subsided and I was just delivered. If consumed, the concentration is high, there is no inhibition or problems with the reaction
00:45-01:30 β€” we decided to play another round. I feel more relaxed now, I can’t find my place and want to go to a lying position. I get excited about the game and my mind, which gradually begins to let go. the head is a little important, but because of this, like behind the window board, I cannot guarantee that this will not happen in the weather
01:30-01:45 β€” I lay down on the bed for a bit, realized that it had already leaked and went to pour my night joints. the appetite was not very strong and not the same, so that you wanted to eat something, so decided not to have dinner πŸ”₯😏
KiefCollector

KiefCollector Jul 24, 2026 15:27

Trip report about Gold Hash from The Guerrilla Grow Santa Ana

8:37 PM - 12:00 AM
The mood is calm.
Slight anticipation, a little excitement.
The body is normal, attention is normal.
8:47 PM - +0:10 AM
First physical signs:
a slight warmth in the chest
shoulders relax slightly
eyelids feel heavier
Thoughts race a little faster.
A quiet "background" of relaxation appears.
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8:57 PM - +0:20 AM
The effect intensifies.
A slight euphoria sets in, smiling for no apparent reason.
Time slows down slightly, sounds become more "voluminous."
Body:
slight cottoniness
dry mouth
craving water
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21:07 β€” +0:30 (peak begins)

An "overwhelming wave" of warmth and relaxation appears.

Everything seems funnier.

The sense of time stretches greatly.

Thoughts become deeper, and you may become fixated on small details.

Some may experience during this period:
mild anxiety
a feeling of "I feel everything too much"
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21:17 β€” +0:40
The peak holds.

Focus fluctuates: from laughter to philosophy.

The body is extremely relaxed, movements are slow.

Music is felt strongly, visuals are a little softer.

21:27 β€” +0:50
Stable plateau.
Whether you want to talk or, conversely, remain silentβ€”either is normal.

Time almost stands still.

A feeling of warmth in your hands and face.

9:37 PM β€” +1:00 AM
The peak gradually fades into a calmer level.

Less "euphoria," more gentleness.

Thoughts slow down, but remain pleasant.

9:57 PM β€” +1:20 AM
The decline begins.

Drowsiness sets in.

The body is relaxed, almost like a couch potato.

The head becomes clearer, and worries disappear.

10:17 PM β€” +1:40 AM
The effect is weaker.
The mood is even, a little tired.
The desire to eat appears.

10:37 PM β€” +2:00 AM (active phase ends)
Almost sober, only residual relaxation.

Dry mouth.
Thoughts are calm, no sudden changes.
11:00 PM - 2:23 AM
Post-effects:

mild fatigue
may make you sleepy
feeling like you've been in a different mode πŸ€™βš‘
GreenThumbPete

GreenThumbPete Jul 26, 2026 04:40

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GreenLeafDave

GreenLeafDave Jul 28, 2026 17:53

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