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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
xX_Kush_Xx Jul 15, 2026 14:14
WeedMaps_fan Jul 17, 2026 03:27
RastaVibes Jul 19, 2026 16:40
toker_tom Jul 21, 2026 05:53
00:00 - 00:05
I'm rolling a very juicy, even lethal, dab, with tobacco to make sure it gets the meat going.
The buds begin to smolder quietly, pumping out thick clouds of smoke.
I took a quick breath, and the first thing I felt was the power of the tobacco and nicotine. It even took my breath away a bit.
I stood up and let a gray cloud drift out the window.
It began to sway slightly from side to side, and a strong heat swept through my head and body. Wow!
I finished off the can with a second hit – it was also quite good.
Without the tobacco, it smokes easily, barely a tingle in the throat, nothing more.
00:06 – 00:08
I walked back and forth a bit, not in circles, but along unintelligible routes.
I make a second joint, but with a significantly smaller portion.
And while I'm making the second one, the effects of the heavy first one kick in.
00:09 - 00:30
It got really hot, I was even sweating in my sweatpants.
I quickly unbuttoned my shirt and took off the excess.
Drips of water froze on my forehead, just as they quickly hit the floor.
I sat down in the kitchen; it was really hard to stand up straight.
My eyes were getting more and more tired with each passing minute.
My perception of the outside world, especially sounds, will radically change. A slight hum and even a sharp, monotonous noise force me to focus all my attention.
My arms and legs have become limp, my eyelids feel like lead.
Waves of pleasant feelings wash over my body – as if someone were stroking me with a gentle paw.
I stare blankly at my phone screen with my battered, red eyes. I try to remember something, but I can't.
It's as if I've frozen in time. It flows slowly, almost stopping at any moment.
00:31 - 01:00
My voice has become hoarse and hoarse, and a distinctly stoned tone has appeared in my speech.
My breathing seems so slow, I begin to think about every inhalation and exhalation.
I'm so dry, not to mention the weather outside. And I can't even remember where and what to drink. So I've had to give up.
I have to close my eyes – at some points, it seems impossible to open them.
The peak is around 45-60 minutes.
There's not a single hint of release for the rest of the first hour.
01:01 - 01:40
Somehow, maybe the second joint even became unnecessary. It hit me so hard, so hard, that I don't even want to move.
My perception of time is completely different – even if I look at the second hand of a clock.
I feel frozen – or maybe I don't.
I increasingly want to move to bed and lay my massive head on a soft pillow. Wrap myself in a blanket cocoon and maybe take a nap for an hour or two.
Only at the start of the next hour did the first signs of release begin to appear.
1:41 - 2:20
After a couple of hours, the effects gradually fade away somewhere deep in the past.
Sometimes, fresh creative ideas come in bursts of brilliant thoughts.
I try to make sure to take advantage of these moments to create a report.
At the beginning of the second hour, the effects of the buds are noticeable, and quite good.
I start to crave a snack – preferably something sweet and juicy.
2:21 - 4:00
Almost 81-92.5% of the effect has subsided. Only the fog is still bothering my head and my eyes are still burning.
Afterword
It was a great experience, a wonderful introduction to a new shop – and the buds showed their power.
The shop definitely passed the smoke test. 🍃🤩
GanjaGuru Jul 24, 2026 18:06
00:00
Having prepared myself for water use, I sprinkled about 0.1 liters of hashish crumbs onto the tobacco in the cap and gave it a light light, then let it burn itself out. I blew it up. The initial aroma was very reminiscent of pine and earth, and it really did remind me of the flavor of indica, even though it's a hybrid. I think the indica is dominant.
The effects hit almost immediately, a smile from ear to ear, a heightened mood, and a light, dizzying high in my head.
00:30
I didn't think long, well, almost long... I pulled out a bottle and a cigarette and decided to combine them and take a second hit while using a cigarette. Holy shit, I thought to myself, and it made me smile.
On the cigarette, it burns beautifully; I'm honestly hooked on this beauty.
Inhale-exhale-cough.
I was practically sweating, my first thought was "oh my gosh!" The sativa part was shaking me up, and the high and buzz were both fantastic. The stuff is definitely made from high-quality ingredients.
01:00
I came with my comrade, and he immediately said I was completely wasted. I didn't even try to deny it, I gave my comrade a slap, and he suggested we play PS5 while we had time.
At this point, I feel a pleasant, relaxing warmth and a strong high. I'd rate this state a 9/10. I also wanted to add that the water smoking method increases the consumption of hash by a decent amount.
1:30
I asked my comrades for a second hit, but what the hell? I'm not standing aside and take a third hit. After that, I just wanted to lean my head back in the chair and close my eyes. It was hard to even keep my eyelids open. I was a 10/10 high. My comrades, pleased, said there was still time to go play ice skating. I was stunned and went to bed while I still had time, because after three hits, I was completely wasted. I woke up two hours later with a terrible dry mouth and felt like I was still going strong. I was incredibly hungry, and I needed something sweet. I went to chill out. Gentlemen, thank you for your attention and to the shop for trying some excellent hashish. 🥴🤤
Terp_Chaser Jul 26, 2026 07:19
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