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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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HighTimesReader Jul 15, 2026 23:59
Punisher_P Jul 17, 2026 12:12
SpliffArchitect Jul 19, 2026 01:25
pillz_real Jul 21, 2026 14:38
00:00 - I take another puff. Let's smoke it, let's go in softly. I can feel how the legends will be remembered. I see it’s enough to dry my throat.
00:02 - Another puff. We smoke joints, a light taste in the mouth. My throat is dry, but I can’t cough.
00:03 — I light a joint. I sit quietly, listening to music. There is a ringing sound in the ears, but it is weak.
00:05 - I'm starting to feel the warmth in my body. The head is light, the look is soft. I’m watching the movie, but I don’t start it – I’m just staring at the screen.
00:08 - Reactions are getting stronger. I pick up the phone, marvel at the information, but I don’t understand – my thoughts have become sticky.
00:10 — I feel like the hour has slowed down. The eyes become important, the bits turn red. The music sounds duller, especially the bass.
00:12 — A slight pressure on the forehead, or even a receiving one. There is silence in my head, no pressure or paranoia.
00:15 - Reaching for water. I pour a bunch of bags, and it turns out that water is the most delicious river in the world.
00:18 - I marvel at the laptop: the colors look bright, the light is warm. I can feel the leather from the fabric to the clothing.
00:20 — Let’s relax even more. I lean back on the chair, my legs are already filled with lead, but it’s a thrill.
00:25 — I start the movie, but I find myself enjoying the sound more than the pictures. The music and background on the table are so voluminous that you just want to listen.
00:30 - Peak. The smile itself is obvious. I sit and enjoy the moment, my thoughts have completely disappeared, my head is clear.
00:40 - A slight hunger appears. I take some snacks, and the skin feels like it’s bursting with relish. It’s enough for me, I’ll take it easy.
00:55 — The effect is stable. The film is here, but respect is not enough. I concentrate more on the feelings in my body – warmth and greater relaxation.
01:20 — I sense a slight decline. My eyes are dry, I pour a little water. Still high, but without any importance in my head.
01:50 - I can now get up without any problems. The body is relaxed, and the arms are light. My head is calm.
02:30 — Having had a light sleep and a bath, lie down, close your eyes and fall asleep listening to music. Clean and smooth descent.
Rating:
Smell: 9/10
Relish: 8.5/10
Effect: 10/10 (after a pause, punching deep) 😮💨
ChronicMike88 Jul 24, 2026 03:51
The process started from the very morning, immediately after all previous rituals were completed. They knocked out a few licks and started until the very end
00:00 We put a lot of strings on the flask, and we pulled on our chests
Apparently the persistent, visceral, spicy taste of hashish had been lost, and the first changes appeared instantly
Relaxation immediately set in, even as the eyes began to glaze over, and light mercifulness appeared in the endings. While I grabbed it, bro, I sat down on the cards and sat down to relax
00:10 The mood improves dramatically, and in the middle there is overwhelming satisfaction. The early anxiety disappeared, the pressures were released, and the sensation began to wash over the receiving influx of THC with warm breaths
00:25 The effects reached their climax, and the tears from frequent yawning appeared on my beaten face.
1:30 It’s not going to go down so much anymore, it’s just a matter of time to finish, but it’s definitely going to decline. I’m lying on the sofa and I feel like a lazy seal that has washed up on the shore. I have to do my worst thing, but I just start crying through the night. Just as if you were going to get “disturbed” by drinking coffee for yourself, but it didn’t help much in leveling up your stamina
1:40 - 2:05 Having become hungry, he prepared two hot pots for himself and sharpened them with satisfaction. After the snack, the active effects began to gradually decline, leaving behind the long-lasting and sticky aftereffects. 💨💪
RastaManFred Jul 26, 2026 16:04
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