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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

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SmokeSession67 Jul 15, 2026 05:53

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GreenThumbPete

GreenThumbPete Jul 21, 2026 20:32

Trip report about Siberian Haze from El Comandante Cannabis Qui Nhon

00:00 - I take another puff. Let's smoke it, let's go in softly. I can feel how the legends will be remembered. I see it’s enough to dry my throat.

00:02 - Another puff. We smoke joints, a light taste in the mouth. My throat is dry, but I can’t cough.

00:03 — I light a joint. I sit quietly, listening to music. There is a ringing sound in the ears, but it is weak.

00:05 - I'm starting to feel the warmth in my body. The head is light, the look is soft. I’m watching the movie, but I don’t start it – I’m just staring at the screen.

00:08 - Reactions are getting stronger. I pick up the phone, marvel at the information, but I don’t understand – my thoughts have become sticky.

00:10 — I feel like the hour has slowed down. The eyes become important, the bits turn red. The music sounds duller, especially the bass.

00:12 — A slight pressure on the forehead, or even a receiving one. There is silence in my head, no pressure or paranoia.

00:15 - Reaching for water. I pour a bunch of bags, and it turns out that water is the most delicious river in the world.

00:18 - I marvel at the laptop: the colors look bright, the light is warm. I can feel the leather from the fabric to the clothing.

00:20 — Let’s relax even more. I lean back on the chair, my legs are already filled with lead, but it’s a thrill.

00:25 — I start the movie, but I find myself enjoying the sound more than the pictures. The music and background on the table are so voluminous that you just want to listen.

00:30 - Peak. The smile itself is obvious. I sit and enjoy the moment, my thoughts have completely disappeared, my head is clear.

00:40 - A slight hunger appears. I take some snacks, and the skin feels like it’s bursting with relish. It’s enough for me, I’ll take it easy.

00:55 — The effect is stable. The film is here, but respect is not enough. I concentrate more on the feelings in my body – warmth and greater relaxation.

01:20 — I sense a slight decline. My eyes are dry, I pour a little water. Still high, but without any importance in my head.

01:50 - I can now get up without any problems. The body is relaxed, and the arms are light. My head is calm.

02:30 — Having had a light sleep and a bath, lie down, close your eyes and fall asleep listening to music. Clean and smooth descent.

Rating:

Smell: 9/10

Relish: 8.5/10

Effect: 10/10 (after a pause, punching deep) 😮‍💨
StickyIky

StickyIky Jul 24, 2026 09:45

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Comandante Cannabis Qui Nhon

00:00
I'm sitting in my room, it's evening; it's already dark outside, but not completely. I turned on the dim lights, brewed some green tea with honey. I wanted to relax a bit; it had been a hectic day, and I just wanted to be in myself. And of course, I got off the hook yesterday. I took out my pipe, a small, handy one. I crushed up some hashish and put it inside.

I light it. The first drag... wow. The smoke is hot, slightly burning my throat. It's not harsh, but so thick. I can tell it's not just weed. I cough a little. The second drag is easier, but there's still a pressure on my throat, like a warm stone on my breath.
00:10
I'm sitting, looking out the window. I feel my body slowly letting go. All the tension in my back melts away, and my shoulders feel like they're sinking into the chair. It feels so soft and calm inside. There's no rush in my head, no thoughts like those that usually creep in. Just empty and good. The tea now tastes like nectar, it's truly much tastier.
00:20
I decide to go out for a walk. I grab headphones. I feel my legs moving on their own, my body light. I walk and just smile. Everything around me seems to be in slow motion, not in the sense of slowing down, but the opposite—you notice details you usually don't.

The wind blows on my face, and it's wonderful. At some point, I just stopped and started looking around. The light from the streetlights was warm, almost yellow, and everything looked somehow cozy. There were almost no cars, no people either, and that made it calm. It felt like I was alone on the whole street, but not lonely, in fact, pleasant. My legs carried me forward, and my head was silent. No problems, no rush. I just walked and savored everything: the smell of the air, the sound of my sneakers on the sidewalk. Even the coolness felt pleasant, as if everything was right. The music in my ears sounded deeper, as if it wasn't coming from headphones, but right inside.
Thoughts came, but softly. I thought about life, but calmly, like an observer, without anxiety.

00:40
I'm sitting on a bench, lost in the sky. The street sounds became interesting—even the rustling of leaves catches my attention. My breathing is deep, calm. It's really good. Hashish doesn't get me high, but it gives me a feeling that everything is fine, just live and enjoy the moment.

01:00
I return home. My mouth is dry, like a desert, but it doesn't bother me, I just drink water. I'm craving something sweet, so I ate a tangerine—it seemed super juicy. Everything feels richer. I turn on some atmospheric music in the background and wrap myself in a blanket.
1:30
I feel the effects soften. I'm still relaxed, but more homey. I want to close my eyes and just lie there. I fall asleep without strain, as if I'm sinking into warmth.

In the morning
I woke up calmly, without a headache, just feeling like I'd slept well. A little groggy, but that's actually nice.

Overall, hashish doesn't give you a powerful high, but rather a feeling of relaxation, slowness, and inner peace. It's a bit heavy on the throat, but if you take your time and breathe slowly, it's fine. A great high for the evening when you want to be alone and just feel yourself. 💪🥴
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