Comandante Cannabis Co. Port Moresby

Automated Cannabis Shop - Che Guevara Style

Named after the greatest revolutionary, our shop operates with the same commitment to the people. Quality cannabis for fair prices, available anonymously via our Telegram bot.

The bot is always online. Select your product, confirm payment and immediately receive GPS coordinates with a photo of your pickup spot. All packs are prepared in advance and placed at locations throughout the city center - no runners, no waiting, no drama.

For the people. By the people.

Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

Contacts

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Shop link https://t.me/che_guevara_bro_shop_bot

Comments (7)

EndoHead

EndoHead Jul 15, 2026 04:04

welcome homie? u chose Port Moresby wisely, theres mad demand here and not enough supply
GravBong_expert

GravBong_expert Jul 17, 2026 17:17

this what Port Moresby needed bro? a proper connect not some random scammer ✌️
puffpuff420

puffpuff420 Jul 19, 2026 06:30

welcome welcome? Port Moresby needed some fresh competition in the market ngl ✌️💯
ReeeferMan

ReeeferMan Jul 21, 2026 19:43

Trip report about Big Devil from Comandante Cannabis Co. Port Moresby

The first hit hits you like air, just enough to calm you down. The second hit goes down just as easily, and after the third hit, using a joint as a finishing touch, it becomes clear—the effect has already crept up on you. The world doesn't change instantly; it seems to begin to breathe more slowly.

The noise outside gradually dissipates. The thoughts that have been racing through your head all day become quieter, as if someone turned down the volume. A strange feeling of peace settles within—not euphoria, but silence.

The music suddenly takes center stage. The bass is felt not just in your ears, but as if it's pulsing through your chest. Every detail in the track begins to grab your attention, as if you're listening to a familiar album for the first time.

Time ceases to be familiar. Five minutes feel like half an hour. You can catch yourself staring out the window for who knows how long, watching the wind rustle the leaves. It makes no sense, but somehow it feels like right now, the most interesting thing in the world.

The body becomes heavy, but pleasantly relaxed. The shoulders sag, and the urge to rush disappears. It feels as if the chair or sofa is slowly sucking you in, and you don't want to get up at all.

Conversations become infrequent. It seems like many thoughts are too big to express in words, so it's easier to simply remain silent and listen to the world around you.

Towards the end, everything gradually returns to normal. Sounds become normal again, time speeds up, and the head becomes clearer. All that remains is a calm tiredness, a glass of cold water, a sense of the evening's completion, and the desire to wrap yourself in a blanket, letting the night quietly end the day.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to emphasize that this is a very good value for the money. I wish everyone pleasant smokes and lots of smiles. 💯
420everydayy

420everydayy Jul 24, 2026 08:56

Trip report about Gold Hash from Comandante Cannabis Co. Port Moresby

Having pulled out the tip from a heavy shave, it can easily be deformed with your hands, like lower plasticine. Add 0.1 grams, and then add 4 more drops. We no longer smoke cigarettes, having previously rolled joints from cannabis leaves
Once everything was prepared, we proceeded to the rituals with the consecration of organisms and accommodations
00:00 I light it, put the stick on the heat and place it in the dance. And then the joint went out, which is why we had to pull it out and smoke it again. Having repeated the manipulation, this time it was successful
Having scored, I didn’t notice that there was any smoke, but I lost the taste of spicy, fragrant hashish with pine, earthy notes
Wood leaves the throat, but still it’s better than the lower cigarette.
00:03 Bro smoked and said that he got it right away. I take another blob to reveal the effect as much as possible, but then I add a third part to it, because I feel that it’s already hit so well. Having grabbed the roses, they received a pleasant hashish aroma similar to incense, and we smoothly moved to the booth
00:08 I want to laugh, laugh and just get upset in the moment. Thoughts became lazy and stringy, calmly floating in my head, frowning in the sky. While it was still a light day in the middle, my mother Indika physically began to worry about her strong relaxation and pain
00:20 Plateau. The flavors are simmered, there is a limpness in the endings, but a good mood lingers. It hit me so hard, I don’t even want to work hard, but there is a lot of concentration and more satisfaction.
I’m lying in my room and writing a report. I like everything I do, the process evokes satisfaction, and then, through the loss of short-term memory, I forget the thoughts that were still in my head. All this hour I feel drowsiness, a strong stone effect and a deep sense of relaxation, and a smile often spreads on my face
1:45 - 2:10 Started to let them out three by three. The infusion of the product loses its grip and smoothly turns to reality, and the effects pass from the post-effect
About a year later I grabbed two blobs again. It started to sink in more than ever before, so I turned on YouTube and turned on until the end, I don’t remember. In the morning, the head was important, we are talking about the canna and the presence of a mild THC hangover 😎⚡
GreenLeafDave

GreenLeafDave Jul 26, 2026 21:09

bro ordered and completely forgot about it then drop coordinates appeared in chat Comandante Cannabis Co. Port Moresby bot is smooth
SativaSteve

SativaSteve Jul 28, 2026 10:22

bot was fast, delivery was faster Comandante Cannabis Co. Port Moresby in Port Moresby running a machine operation 🤖🏆

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