Comandante Cannabis Co. Ponce

Automated Cannabis Shop - Che Guevara Style

Named after the greatest revolutionary, our shop operates with the same commitment to the people. Quality cannabis for fair prices, available anonymously via our Telegram bot.

The bot is always online. Select your product, confirm payment and immediately receive GPS coordinates with a photo of your pickup spot. All packs are prepared in advance and placed at locations throughout the city center - no runners, no waiting, no drama.

For the people. By the people.

Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

CokeCowboy

CokeCowboy Jul 15, 2026 10:34

welcome to the plug roster Comandante Cannabis Co. Ponce? Ponce always room for a quality connect ✌️🙌
JohnnyBlaze_OG

JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 17, 2026 23:47

welcome? just dont be selling those dry ass bricks like the last guy in Ponce smh 🤙🙌
yellowbrickhigh

yellowbrickhigh Jul 19, 2026 12:00

welcome king? Ponce been needing exactly this, hope the prices dont rob us tho 😎🙌
powder007

powder007 Jul 21, 2026 01:13

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Comandante Cannabis Co. Ponce

00:00

We take two hits, as is usual in my circle...
The sweet aftertaste indicates that the bud has been well-cured, and then the same earthy notes unfold.

00:05

A very strong wave of stone hits me, I immediately feel like it's killing me like a doctor, all the stress gradually melts away, but it still makes me laugh a lot.

00:15

I'm already really high, I have no desire to think about anything heavy. My mood is quite cloudy. The whole high, of course, carries me away like in a dream, into a special state where problems are completely nonexistent for me in the moment. Mentally, I'm starting to drift off.

00:30

I decided to watch a movie, to experience some interesting emotions. Everything seems so real, as if I'm in the movie itself. I'm feeling a special magical effect from this indica.

01:00

It's still strong, but I need to let go according to schedule. The food, of course, was excellent.

03:00

I decided to catch up with another joint with a friend. Even before smoking, I feel a bit woozy, since I'm still a bit ill.

After breaking up the bud, I noticed the strong aroma again.

03:10

I light the joint, and the same sweetness is felt. After a few deep drags, it starts to make me cough. Everything around me slowed down, it relaxed me thoroughly, and cleared me up just as much as the first time. It completely removed all the background noise, all thoughts in my head dissipated, and we were glued to the music.

03:30

At home, it was even worse; after all, I had smoked a little. The stone hit me in intense waves, putting a good amount of pressure on my head.

04:00

My muscles relaxed just right, which is definitely what I wanted, but in this case, it was a bit over the top.

04:30

It's already knocking me out, making me very sleepy. A perfect strain for a nighttime smoke. A pleasant end to the trip. 💨
Hashim_H

Hashim_H Jul 24, 2026 14:26

Trip report about Gold Hash from Comandante Cannabis Co. Ponce

00:00 The first effects begin 4-5 minutes after the first puff. I smoked 30 mg of hashish through a water bottle. At first, I thought I'd smoked too little, but I decided to wait and realized it was a good thing I hadn't smoked any more. It's better to smoke a little, and if you don't get high, smoke some more than you would overdo it and ruin the experience. The smoke is medium-thick, not too irritating to the throat. The first thing I noticed was a change in my perception of reality: the world changed before my eyes, the picture became more jittery, as if the fps were 30 instead of 60. My concentration also improved slightly, but at the same time, there was no strong flow of thoughts or creative ideas. I'm writing this trip report now; it helps me focus. A pleasant blanket of weed covered my body, the teal slightly spread across my body, and a pleasant feeling appeared in my eyelids and face. The effect gradually builds. After 10 minutes, I was already at the peak of the effect.

1:30 AM. 30 minutes have passed. I feel stoned, but more like a high. I can calmly go about my business. I don't get pinned to the couch like an indica. I'm also feeling hungry. It's good that I prepared some food ahead of time and then washed it down with something sweet. My concentration is still pretty good, although I already feel more relaxed and chilled. I started watching a movie and felt like I was hooked. After an hour and a half, the effects were manageable and calm, more like after-effects. They lasted for about 1:30, for a total of 3 hours, including after-effects.

Results:
The hash is good. I personally love this variety of hash. The weight is good, the smell is pleasant, and the effect is also satisfying. It feels like pure, attractive hash, without additives or chemicals. ✌️🍫
NugLifeForever

NugLifeForever Jul 26, 2026 03:39

bro whole transaction from start to finish through the bot zero human contact, pure efficiency 🔥😏
SmokeSession67

SmokeSession67 Jul 28, 2026 16:52

confirm bot works day and night Comandante Cannabis Co. Ponce automation never lets Ponce go dry 💯🤙

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