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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
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| 5g | $100 |
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Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
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Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
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Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
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High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
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ChronicMike88 Jul 15, 2026 17:29
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RastaManFred Jul 21, 2026 08:08
00:00 - I take another puff. Let's smoke it, let's go in softly. I can feel how the legends will be remembered. I see it’s enough to dry my throat.
00:02 - Another puff. We smoke joints, a light taste in the mouth. My throat is dry, but I can’t cough.
00:03 — I light a joint. I sit quietly, listening to music. There is a ringing sound in the ears, but it is weak.
00:05 - I'm starting to feel the warmth in my body. The head is light, the look is soft. I’m watching the movie, but I don’t start it – I’m just staring at the screen.
00:08 - Reactions are getting stronger. I pick up the phone, marvel at the information, but I don’t understand – my thoughts have become sticky.
00:10 — I feel like the hour has slowed down. The eyes become important, the bits turn red. The music sounds duller, especially the bass.
00:12 — A slight pressure on the forehead, or even a receiving one. There is silence in my head, no pressure or paranoia.
00:15 - Reaching for water. I pour a bunch of bags, and it turns out that water is the most delicious river in the world.
00:18 - I marvel at the laptop: the colors look bright, the light is warm. I can feel the leather from the fabric to the clothing.
00:20 — Let’s relax even more. I lean back on the chair, my legs are already filled with lead, but it’s a thrill.
00:25 — I start the movie, but I find myself enjoying the sound more than the pictures. The music and background on the table are so voluminous that you just want to listen.
00:30 - Peak. The smile itself is obvious. I sit and enjoy the moment, my thoughts have completely disappeared, my head is clear.
00:40 - A slight hunger appears. I take some snacks, and the skin feels like it’s bursting with relish. It’s enough for me, I’ll take it easy.
00:55 — The effect is stable. The film is here, but respect is not enough. I concentrate more on the feelings in my body – warmth and greater relaxation.
01:20 — I sense a slight decline. My eyes are dry, I pour a little water. Still high, but without any importance in my head.
01:50 - I can now get up without any problems. The body is relaxed, and the arms are light. My head is calm.
02:30 — Having had a light sleep and a bath, lie down, close your eyes and fall asleep listening to music. Clean and smooth descent.
Rating:
Smell: 9/10
Relish: 8.5/10
Effect: 10/10 (after a pause, punching deep) 😮💨
SpliffArchitect Jul 24, 2026 21:21
I chip off 150 mg, crush it finely, and it crunches under the card just as it should, perfect. Nothing flies off in any direction; it's wonderfully ground into a uniform powder.
I draw one large line, then split it into two, one under each nostril.
Oh, the tester's work is not easy.
Whiz-whiz...
5 minutes later
Oh, what nasty chemical elevators.
I actively try to knock them down with sweet Fanta, but to no avail. I feel a pleasant tingling sensation in my fingertips.
10 minutes later
My face has gone numb, completely.
Huge eyes, it's hard to stand still, and metaphors are flying through my head. Like a requiem for a dream, one after another.
15 minutes later
Well, honey, it's just honey. The coke holds you in your fist and gives you a clear and confident focus on this life. There are no more problems in life, there's just me and this miracle powder.
20 minutes later
Mild bruxism is still there, endorphins are starting to leave the brain, I feel the effects going in reverse, I want to catch up. I endure.
30 minutes later
I'm sober again, but now the joy hormones are surging in my brain, I feel a slight comedown. This manifests itself in a bad mood and a little irascibility.
I smoke three thick weeds and lie down to recover.
Results
Edible powder. For those who like coconut, this is for you. 💯🥴
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