Guerrilla Greens by Che Petrovac

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

SmokeSession67

SmokeSession67 Jul 15, 2026 05:05

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UrbanPlug

UrbanPlug Jul 17, 2026 18:18

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friendly_stoner

friendly_stoner Jul 19, 2026 07:31

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GreenThumbPete

GreenThumbPete Jul 21, 2026 20:44

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Guerrilla Greens by Che Petrovac

00:00. This weed has a very excellent flavor.
In any case, it's predominantly indica. I've had three hits in the morning after waking up and coffee first thing in the morning, so to speak.
00:07. It started heating up almost immediately, producing a powerful sedative effect that didn't immediately overwhelm me enough to make me lie down and go back to bed.

00:15. Staring out the window, I enjoyed the rays of the morning sun.

00:30. A feeling of balance, lightness, and desire set in. I drank sweet coffee with bread spread with peanut butter.

00:45. The indica strand accompanied me while making my morning coffee, and of course, the sativa presence was noticeable, motivating me and giving me a sense of purpose for the new day.
01:00. The fog began to clear, and the drowsiness I'd dispelled with coffee and a snack forced me to wake up and act. Naturally, the metal I'd consumed earlier hadn't had much of a sedative effect, just the intention and awareness of ease of movement. Such calm, balance, everything at home, easy and relaxed. It's a shame I can't always be in this state; it would unnerve me and make me sad.

01:50. Mild after-effects of drowsiness and dry mouth, which gradually faded, and a desire for more.

The subsequent times were just as pleasant, so I'm glad this test was taken and that they chose me. Overall, this weed gave me a feeling of security for a long time. Then I simply drank some sleeping pills and went to bed. All the best! 💨
StickyIky

StickyIky Jul 24, 2026 09:57

Trip report about Cocaine from Guerrilla Greens by Che Petrovac

00:00 I leave one line of about 110 mg on the screen and put the rest back in the ZIP lock. My mucous membranes immediately went numb. The numbness was pleasant, but compared to other samples I'd tried before, it was much weaker.

00:15 This is where I felt the coconut's peak effect. My mood lifted significantly. Empathy was gaining momentum, and I really wanted to share my feelings with someone, so I decided to call a buddy and show off. The conversation lasted about 20 minutes, and the whole time I simply walked the streets and talked tirelessly. I exuded a sense of happiness and carefree abandon.

1:30 By now, I felt the effects wearing off almost completely and wanted to do it again. After weighing all the pros and cons, I decided to use up all the remaining coconut in one go, as I wanted to experience its full range and strength. I found a secluded spot and laid down the rest. The line was impressive, but it whistled through my seasoned nose. And this time there was a more significant numbness. From the very first minutes, the coconut took effect. Anything was fun, and that's what people love about coke. I simply walked around the neighborhood carefree, enjoying the high and thinking. I wanted to talk to someone constantly, but I couldn't find anyone to listen to. The second dose fully unleashed the effects of the cocaine, and the effect lasted for quite a while, almost two hours. I even felt like I was getting high at times, and my head was living separately from my body, and I had no control over it, as it tended to spin in all directions.

5:00 AM. Once home, I felt the effects almost completely subside, without any unpleasant aftertaste, in a great mood, and with a good time. A couple of hours later, I fell asleep peacefully and calmly.

Conclusion: the seller is very responsible and has a good team. The substance is a good working cocaine. If I were a cocaine addict, I would definitely stock up here. ⚡👌
KiefCollector

KiefCollector Jul 26, 2026 22:10

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hashbrown99

hashbrown99 Jul 28, 2026 11:23

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