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Trip report about Siberian Haze from El Comandante Cannabis Pernera

00:00 I'm sitting at the computer and remembering that I have some bud lying around, so I decide to smoke it and go for a walk. I roll up a joint. Honestly, it's hard to measure the amount of bud approximately, as if you always pour it in and immediately know how much you need. Well, generally, about 0.2. I smoke once, smoke twice, and a little three times. My blood pressure also dropped a bit when I smoked, but after the health mess I've been having, that happens quite often even when sober.

00:03 My mood noticeably improved, my face looked incredibly unimportant.

00:10 Having barely gotten dressed before leaving, I look at the computer and notice that all the words I saw were just a random collection of words that had nothing to do with each other, and when I look closely, I begin to understand that I'm the idiot here, not the computer.

00:20 I walk into the store. It's classic, and the world is brighter (for some reason I notice this only under artificial light), along with a sedative and a pleasant euphoria. It doesn't exactly kill you to the point of paralyzing you, even though I like strains with predominantly indica (like this one). Still, when the indica is really indica, it's perfect for smoking at home and binging on something, but you definitely won't be able to walk around on it.

00:30 I bought some crap to drink because it dries you out pretty well. So many thoughts were running through my head as I walked through the liquor section, mostly nostalgia for how just a month ago, sitting at home, I could kill 0.5 liters of whiskey, along with some buds, and now I can't even knock back a weak drink. Of course, on the one hand, that's a good thing. But objectively, I understand that it's not for my health, so I wouldn't think about quitting anytime soon.

00:45 There's nothing much to do, but high and alone, it's fun. Thoughts of longing for drinking and getting high have been replaced by some kind of jokes that come from who knows where in my brain, which I'm laughing at myself. The effect is steadily peaking, showing no signs of fading.

00:55 I ran into an old friend I hadn't spoken to for about half a year, so we hung out for a bit. I told him what was going on in my life, he told me something too, and I offered to get high, to which he offered to go to his place and smoke from a joint. I couldn't refuse that.

01:15 We went into the store, a friend grabbed some junk and some beer

01:30 We retreated to his place. While he was jerking off in that joint, I grinded about 0.4 more, because I was still high, even though the effect was already waning a bit. While I was grinding, I was lost in my thoughts. I don't even remember what I was thinking about, apparently something important. We loaded everything into the joint, took a couple of joints, and sat down to wait.

01:40+ Even though I smoked less than the first time, I got even more stoned. After that, there wasn't much of interest. It was just the usual cannabinoid activity, like getting high on everything, greedily devouring crackers, and getting high on some other shit, and then some more smoking. In the end, I barely had any left. I mixed them with other buds that lean more towards sativa. There's no particular energy, but it doesn't make you sleepy either. 🌿🤩

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Comandante Cannabis Pernera

00:00
The product tasted excellent, smelled like incense, and felt like I'd been consuming essential oils! My lungs began to feel so tight I even started coughing! The music didn't last long, and the world began to change for the better!
00:10
With a smile on my face, I began to feel dull and confused! My eyes turned red, the pressure in my temples rose, and out of habit, I started playing my phone game!
00:40
After 40 minutes of lounging on the bed, the effects evened out and the haze dissipated, leaving a pleasant tingling sensation in my calves! I had a huge appetite!
01:00
I smoked some more, broke off a larger piece, and the taste from the large amount of smoke turned into pure distillate! My lungs instantly felt heavy! I haven't smoked good hashish in a while. The high is predominantly sativa-like. I smoked a lot at night, and only went to bed after turning off my phone! 🤙

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