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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
GravBong_expert Jul 15, 2026 08:44
MaryJane_fan Jul 17, 2026 21:57
EndoHead Jul 19, 2026 10:10
ReeeferMan Jul 21, 2026 23:23
As soon as I knew it, the aroma filled the entire room and I was already drooping with excitement. At first I smelled a fairly strong smell, something similar to diesel, and then I smelled light notes of malt or some spice. I broke this garnish, it disintegrates easily, everything worked out for you and I decided - it’s time to test.
19:00
I pressed it through the water, the pressure was approximately 0.4. The smoke filled the dance thoroughly, the aromas emerged even stronger and enveloped the room in a vibe of similar shack. Having lowered my heart, I realized that this very Dim would fill all my legends. The taste comes from similar sweet and hot spices. I cleared my throat noisily, the world immediately filled with more stuffed farbs, and I realized that I was unlikely to be able to top off the excess.
19:03
As soon as I realized it, after I cleared my throat, I marveled at one point for three more hours and thought about who I am and what I am crying here.
19:05
I moved to the sofa, although this was not an easy task. I began to feel more and more writhing with warmth and relaxation. Thoughts flew out of my head and flowed into other areas.
19:20
The first 15 hvilins began to crumble awkwardly, but after that they were able to get up, as you can see, you are not walking anywhere, but are smoothly moving in the open space. And you move primarily for relish, because don’t be surprised by those that years before I ate again, the closer my appetite became to a plateau. At that very hour the chocolate and ice cream were taken out of the refrigerator and the kettle was put on. At this moment, I suddenly moved the teapot back to the sofa.
19:30
Yakby is not a teapot - the feeling of relaxation and thoughts would have left me feeling restless. Having eaten, I realized that the plateau had passed and the offal effect was beginning to subside. I want the effect of a “steamy” body and a clear head without knowing anywhere.
20:00
Until that hour, I decided to paint a little and enjoy some warm tea. Just wanted to point out that the bump helps to collect images in the head, and the body automatically transfers everything to the paper. Over the course of an hour, the effect had changed quite a lot, but the warmth in the middle, the relaxation (not lethargy) of the body was lost at once, along with a very clean head.
I would like to thank the shop for such opportunity, Raja and you, while there is still treasure 💚
RastaManFred Jul 24, 2026 12:36
10:00 PM - 10:20 PM
I light up my first joint, and it burns well. Inhaling is easy, exhaling leaves a slight scratchy feeling. The aftertaste is coffee-like, tart, a typical hashish flavor. It wasn't immediately obvious, but I figured I'd wait. Literally five minutes passed, and a wave of warmth washed over my body, starting to really loosen me up. A satisfied expression appeared on my face. I was completely blown away; I didn't expect such a powerful effect.
10:20 PM - 10:40 PM
I moved into my room and lay down on the couch. It felt so cozy and comfortable, my body felt like stone, I didn't even want to turn over. The effect plateaued, with euphoria and a feeling of happiness, a lift in my mood.
10:40 PM - 11:00 PM
I lay there, thinking the high will continue for a long time. It was a real hit. The stone effect was so intense, my eyelids were heavy. I felt so relaxed, every muscle felt so restful.
Watching videos made me burst into laughter.
11:00 PM - 11:30 PM
It seemed like the peak effect had worn off a bit, but now I feel a little better. I went out onto the balcony and lit a cigarette. It was raining and windy outside. I came back, lay down, and was energized. I felt completely relaxed and rested.
11:30 PM - 12:00 AM
I was lying there watching videos, the effect slowly wearing off. I started thinking about taking breaks and needing to get over the dry spell. I went into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I started eating some caramel bars. They were so delicious, it was pure joy.
I washed them down with water, and the dry spell was over. I made myself another coffee and lit a cigarette.
The after-effects aren't holding up for long yet. 😎
ChronicMike88 Jul 26, 2026 01:49
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