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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
LoudPackLarry Jul 15, 2026 08:44
Dr_Greenthumb Jul 17, 2026 21:57
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ChronicExplorer Jul 21, 2026 23:23
00:00-00:05 - outside the window I’m whispering: “Get high!”, so I’ll burn myself and the man in the middle. The smoke is thick, the lump hurts your throat and makes you cough. drank some water and went to the computer: no need to earn something at work for a few dollars, and then plan to gamble
00:05-00:15 — while I was working, I noticed that my mood was better, my body was relaxed, my head was full of thoughts, my contentment was in the middle and anxiety was still present, so a collective attack is likely one more joint
00:15-00:45 - turned to the computer, now the situation is already in full swing: I’m getting more and more I felt sore, all my thoughts left my head, my anxiety subsided and I was just delivered. If consumed, the concentration is high, there is no inhibition or problems with the reaction
00:45-01:30 — we decided to play another round. I feel more relaxed now, I can’t find my place and want to go to a lying position. I get excited about the game and my mind, which gradually begins to let go. the head is a little important, but because of this, like behind the window board, I cannot guarantee that this will not happen in the weather
01:30-01:45 — I lay down on the bed for a bit, realized that it had already leaked and went to pour my night joints. the appetite was not very strong and not the same, so that you wanted to eat something, so decided not to have dinner 🔥😏
MidnightToker Jul 24, 2026 12:36
00:00
The taste is like smoking oak resin with a slight sweetness.
Interesting.
Well, after lighting a cigarette, I began to wait.
00:05 At that moment, my entire body suddenly filled with warmth and calm.
My legs were completely numb, but I didn't collapse. It felt like warm tea was pouring into my chest without scalding, and a slight feeling of euphoria and goosebumps appeared in my head.
My mood immediately skyrocketed, and I sprawled out on the couch watching a movie.
00:26 At this point, I can confidently say that the effect had reached its peak.
Up until that point, from 00:05, every 4-5 minutes, I began to feel twice as strong.
And at this point, I felt the true power of this hash.
My body was completely relaxed, but I wasn't so stoned that I was hooked.
On the contrary, I felt a sense of socializing and fun, and the colors were vibrant.
Roughly speaking, my body was completely relaxed, but I could always get up and go wherever I needed to.
My head was filled with vivid thoughts and a wonderful mood.
I would divide the effect between indica and sativa into 60 and 40, respectively.
The high continued to build, not letting up until the next time.
01:22 At this point, I felt the effect begin to wane slightly.
The effect weakened by about 35%.
Relaxation had already partially given way to "stretching," the colors were less vibrant, and the flow of thoughts was less frenetic. Some of the relaxation and warmth had also given way to fatigue.
I felt like I'd just had a light workout, but I wasn't sweaty or aching. Just a pleasant feeling of fatigue, along with relaxation and a slightly elevated mood.
01:44 At this point, I felt like everything had finally subsided.
Or rather, the after-effects had set in.
Namely, a slight feeling of fatigue, confusion, and dullness.
This lasted for about another 10-15 minutes.
Then I decided to take another piece and went to bed.
In the morning, I woke up a little lazy and with a cannabis hangover.
The product works. 🔥😮💨
TerraceToker Jul 26, 2026 01:49
DankDan Jul 28, 2026 14:02