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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
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Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
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Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
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Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
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Comments (7)
HighTimesReader Jul 15, 2026 23:11
Punisher_P Jul 17, 2026 12:24
SpliffArchitect Jul 19, 2026 01:37
pillz_real Jul 21, 2026 14:50
Height / 178 cm
Weight / 75 kg
Gender / Medium
Toller: Haven't smoked buds in 7 days
Crosstoler: None.
Method of Use: Joint
Trip:
00:00
I roll up about (about 0.25 g) to the joint, light the joint, and after 4 seconds, the joint burns thick white smoke.
I inhale this snow-white smoke, hold it for 10 seconds, and exhale.
I take another drag because not all of it has burned out.
00:03
After finishing the joint and setting the container of buds aside, I decided to light a cigarette – I felt really high and needed to immediately turn on something on the computer to get hooked.
00:15
I reached the computer, turned on some YouTube clips, and simply "fell" into a chair, enjoying this wonderful feelings. The buds were really strong.
My mood was high, but I didn't feel like moving much.
So I lounged in my chair, finding a comfortable position, and immersed myself in the movie after a couple of tracks of Marley's God.
02:15
I watched the movie and didn't notice how time had passed, and I was already feeling better. I decided to get up to get something tasty for myself. I tried to stand up and realized I was still pretty high!
02:30
I finally gathered my strength and managed to get up. While I was making myself buns and cutting fruit, I decided I needed another hit.
02:50
I rolled my favorite joint tightly and smoked it like it was my first joint. I cleared my throat a bit and realized these were the buds I wanted!
05:30
I ate a hearty meal while watching the new movie, drank some cola, and decided to go to a friend's place to treat him to some juicy buds!
Special thanks to La Revolucion Cannabis Patra for such great service and great prices on their products.
Summary:
Stealth: 10/10 - nothing to complain about at all
Stuff: 11/10
The buds are well-dried, dense, and juicy (I've been looking for these for a long time)
Delivery speed: 20/10
Overall rating: 100/100
I wish the store prosperity and success with excellent staff and quality products! 💚🌱
rosinpress_bro Jul 24, 2026 03:03
10:00 PM - 10:20 PM
I light up my first joint, and it burns well. Inhaling is easy, exhaling leaves a slight scratchy feeling. The aftertaste is coffee-like, tart, a typical hashish flavor. It wasn't immediately obvious, but I figured I'd wait. Literally five minutes passed, and a wave of warmth washed over my body, starting to really loosen me up. A satisfied expression appeared on my face. I was completely blown away; I didn't expect such a powerful effect.
10:20 PM - 10:40 PM
I moved into my room and lay down on the couch. It felt so cozy and comfortable, my body felt like stone, I didn't even want to turn over. The effect plateaued, with euphoria and a feeling of happiness, a lift in my mood.
10:40 PM - 11:00 PM
I lay there, thinking the high will continue for a long time. It was a real hit. The stone effect was so intense, my eyelids were heavy. I felt so relaxed, every muscle felt so restful.
Watching videos made me burst into laughter.
11:00 PM - 11:30 PM
It seemed like the peak effect had worn off a bit, but now I feel a little better. I went out onto the balcony and lit a cigarette. It was raining and windy outside. I came back, lay down, and was energized. I felt completely relaxed and rested.
11:30 PM - 12:00 AM
I was lying there watching videos, the effect slowly wearing off. I started thinking about taking breaks and needing to get over the dry spell. I went into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I started eating some caramel bars. They were so delicious, it was pure joy.
I washed them down with water, and the dry spell was over. I made myself another coffee and lit a cigarette.
The after-effects aren't holding up for long yet. 😎
PurpleHazeRider Jul 26, 2026 16:16
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