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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
Terp_Chaser Jul 15, 2026 14:14
420everydayy Jul 17, 2026 03:27
WeedMaps_fan Jul 19, 2026 16:40
RastaVibes Jul 21, 2026 05:53
00:00 I'm sitting at the computer and remembering that I have some bud lying around, so I decide to smoke it and go for a walk. I roll up a joint. Honestly, it's hard to measure the amount of bud approximately, as if you always pour it in and immediately know how much you need. Well, generally, about 0.2. I smoke once, smoke twice, and a little three times. My blood pressure also dropped a bit when I smoked, but after the health mess I've been having, that happens quite often even when sober.
00:03 My mood noticeably improved, my face looked incredibly unimportant.
00:10 Having barely gotten dressed before leaving, I look at the computer and notice that all the words I saw were just a random collection of words that had nothing to do with each other, and when I look closely, I begin to understand that I'm the idiot here, not the computer.
00:20 I walk into the store. It's classic, and the world is brighter (for some reason I notice this only under artificial light), along with a sedative and a pleasant euphoria. It doesn't exactly kill you to the point of paralyzing you, even though I like strains with predominantly indica (like this one). Still, when the indica is really indica, it's perfect for smoking at home and binging on something, but you definitely won't be able to walk around on it.
00:30 I bought some crap to drink because it dries you out pretty well. So many thoughts were running through my head as I walked through the liquor section, mostly nostalgia for how just a month ago, sitting at home, I could kill 0.5 liters of whiskey, along with some buds, and now I can't even knock back a weak drink. Of course, on the one hand, that's a good thing. But objectively, I understand that it's not for my health, so I wouldn't think about quitting anytime soon.
00:45 There's nothing much to do, but high and alone, it's fun. Thoughts of longing for drinking and getting high have been replaced by some kind of jokes that come from who knows where in my brain, which I'm laughing at myself. The effect is steadily peaking, showing no signs of fading.
00:55 I ran into an old friend I hadn't spoken to for about half a year, so we hung out for a bit. I told him what was going on in my life, he told me something too, and I offered to get high, to which he offered to go to his place and smoke from a joint. I couldn't refuse that.
01:15 We went into the store, a friend grabbed some junk and some beer
01:30 We retreated to his place. While he was jerking off in that joint, I grinded about 0.4 more, because I was still high, even though the effect was already waning a bit. While I was grinding, I was lost in my thoughts. I don't even remember what I was thinking about, apparently something important. We loaded everything into the joint, took a couple of joints, and sat down to wait.
01:40+ Even though I smoked less than the first time, I got even more stoned. After that, there wasn't much of interest. It was just the usual cannabinoid activity, like getting high on everything, greedily devouring crackers, and getting high on some other shit, and then some more smoking. In the end, I barely had any left. I mixed them with other buds that lean more towards sativa. There's no particular energy, but it doesn't make you sleepy either. 🌿🤩
ReeeferMan Jul 24, 2026 18:06
8:37 PM - 12:00 AM
The mood is calm.
Slight anticipation, a little excitement.
The body is normal, attention is normal.
8:47 PM - +0:10 AM
First physical signs:
a slight warmth in the chest
shoulders relax slightly
eyelids feel heavier
Thoughts race a little faster.
A quiet "background" of relaxation appears.
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8:57 PM - +0:20 AM
The effect intensifies.
A slight euphoria sets in, smiling for no apparent reason.
Time slows down slightly, sounds become more "voluminous."
Body:
slight cottoniness
dry mouth
craving water
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21:07 — +0:30 (peak begins)
An "overwhelming wave" of warmth and relaxation appears.
Everything seems funnier.
The sense of time stretches greatly.
Thoughts become deeper, and you may become fixated on small details.
Some may experience during this period:
mild anxiety
a feeling of "I feel everything too much"
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21:17 — +0:40
The peak holds.
Focus fluctuates: from laughter to philosophy.
The body is extremely relaxed, movements are slow.
Music is felt strongly, visuals are a little softer.
21:27 — +0:50
Stable plateau.
Whether you want to talk or, conversely, remain silent—either is normal.
Time almost stands still.
A feeling of warmth in your hands and face.
9:37 PM — +1:00 AM
The peak gradually fades into a calmer level.
Less "euphoria," more gentleness.
Thoughts slow down, but remain pleasant.
9:57 PM — +1:20 AM
The decline begins.
Drowsiness sets in.
The body is relaxed, almost like a couch potato.
The head becomes clearer, and worries disappear.
10:17 PM — +1:40 AM
The effect is weaker.
The mood is even, a little tired.
The desire to eat appears.
10:37 PM — +2:00 AM (active phase ends)
Almost sober, only residual relaxation.
Dry mouth.
Thoughts are calm, no sudden changes.
11:00 PM - 2:23 AM
Post-effects:
mild fatigue
may make you sleepy
feeling like you've been in a different mode 🤙⚡
puffpuff420 Jul 26, 2026 07:19
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