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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

NugLifeForever

NugLifeForever Jul 15, 2026 17:05

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RastaManFred Jul 17, 2026 06:18

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Hashim_H Jul 19, 2026 19:31

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ChronicMike88

ChronicMike88 Jul 21, 2026 08:44

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Osh

00:00 I'm sitting at the computer and remembering that I have some bud lying around, so I decide to smoke it and go for a walk. I roll up a joint. Honestly, it's hard to measure the amount of bud approximately, as if you always pour it in and immediately know how much you need. Well, generally, about 0.2. I smoke once, smoke twice, and a little three times. My blood pressure also dropped a bit when I smoked, but after the health mess I've been having, that happens quite often even when sober.

00:03 My mood noticeably improved, my face looked incredibly unimportant.

00:10 Having barely gotten dressed before leaving, I look at the computer and notice that all the words I saw were just a random collection of words that had nothing to do with each other, and when I look closely, I begin to understand that I'm the idiot here, not the computer.

00:20 I walk into the store. It's classic, and the world is brighter (for some reason I notice this only under artificial light), along with a sedative and a pleasant euphoria. It doesn't exactly kill you to the point of paralyzing you, even though I like strains with predominantly indica (like this one). Still, when the indica is really indica, it's perfect for smoking at home and binging on something, but you definitely won't be able to walk around on it.

00:30 I bought some crap to drink because it dries you out pretty well. So many thoughts were running through my head as I walked through the liquor section, mostly nostalgia for how just a month ago, sitting at home, I could kill 0.5 liters of whiskey, along with some buds, and now I can't even knock back a weak drink. Of course, on the one hand, that's a good thing. But objectively, I understand that it's not for my health, so I wouldn't think about quitting anytime soon.

00:45 There's nothing much to do, but high and alone, it's fun. Thoughts of longing for drinking and getting high have been replaced by some kind of jokes that come from who knows where in my brain, which I'm laughing at myself. The effect is steadily peaking, showing no signs of fading.

00:55 I ran into an old friend I hadn't spoken to for about half a year, so we hung out for a bit. I told him what was going on in my life, he told me something too, and I offered to get high, to which he offered to go to his place and smoke from a joint. I couldn't refuse that.

01:15 We went into the store, a friend grabbed some junk and some beer

01:30 We retreated to his place. While he was jerking off in that joint, I grinded about 0.4 more, because I was still high, even though the effect was already waning a bit. While I was grinding, I was lost in my thoughts. I don't even remember what I was thinking about, apparently something important. We loaded everything into the joint, took a couple of joints, and sat down to wait.

01:40+ Even though I smoked less than the first time, I got even more stoned. After that, there wasn't much of interest. It was just the usual cannabinoid activity, like getting high on everything, greedily devouring crackers, and getting high on some other shit, and then some more smoking. In the end, I barely had any left. I mixed them with other buds that lean more towards sativa. There's no particular energy, but it doesn't make you sleepy either. 🌿🤩
powder007

powder007 Jul 24, 2026 21:57

Trip report about Cocaine from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Osh

00:00 - 00:05 +20 mg cocaine - a purely pre-test sniff.

This is more to test the substance and its relative safety. A faint, distant herbal and fuel aroma, but barely noticeable and so pleasant. After a couple of minutes, my teeth began to go numb, and my lips gradually lost feeling. There was a slight discomfort in my nose, and my face became increasingly satisfied. It was definitely it – cocaine!

00:06 - 00:10 +130 mg cocaine - we proceeded to a more generous portion, so to speak, without moving away or taking our noses off the table.

Well, here's the sweet stuff, so to speak, for dessert. The cocaine was dragged along by its back. Two lines, crumbs, hello. It didn't sting at all, although the amount looked considerable. The taste is practically nonexistent, barely a hint of bitterness, floating in the nose like a subtle, velvety cloud. The bitter aftertaste subsided over time, but it lingered for at least half an hour.
No runny nose, no runny nose or tears – just the dentist's effect and the first shimmering effects of cocaine begin the journey of heavenly pleasure. And this... I'm not advertising, not even Bounty, whatever you say – if there had been a bottle of cocaine inside, then the depth of the essence of depth would have changed. A noticeable numbness begins in the lips, a little bit in the tongue and gums.

Four to five minutes after a more generous dose, the light gradually became completely different – ​​as if brightness had been increased, saturation enhanced, new colors and shades invented, contrasts played with, and overall life somehow became more interesting. Like 90s disco. The silly positivity is growing stronger and is about to explode into a truly euphoric, adult positivity.

I got up and decided to take a walk around the apartment – ​​it's very easy to move, feeling the breeze as I walk, fanning my face and hair.

00:11 - 00:30
The text seemed to be running across the phone screen at an accelerated pace, and I suddenly wanted to tell everyone at once, in one word or a thousand new, disparate lines. Here comes inspiration – the powder will momentarily add a new wave to the dried-up lake.

My throat lost all sensitivity. And my nose doesn't care – it breathes and still wants to.

After a few minutes, it seemed like the numbness had completely disappeared, but later it became clear that it really was just my imagination. Moreover, coke often has a unique aftertaste – a milky, velvety flavor with hints of green leaves (like spinach or lettuce).
The feeling is similar to before jumping into an abyss – there's some kind of adrenaline, fear, joy, a smile, and the thought, "What the fuck am I doing here on the edge?"

It's like sometimes you're slightly elevated above life.

A couple of serious nasal movements and the rush of air flushes the last remnants of the alkaloid from the walls of my throat back into my body.

The cocaine's effects are noticeably increasing. Serves us right.

00:31 - 01:00
Now everything's different. Fuck, it's only for a short time...

Nothing radical, just visual images bouncing, stretching, and shrinking back.

The first wave of excitement washes over me, as if I'm about to plunge into an ocean of cocaine and swim in it for a while, experiencing a sea of ​​pleasure.

I feel my eyes widen, my breathing becomes incredibly deep, rich, and so fucking fresh. MMM... cocaine freshness...

But the powder clearly hasn't dried up in my throat yet; the bitterness of the coke is pleasant and enticing, not at all offensive.
The picture is completely blurry, and sudden head movements blur everything completely. But I just like it!
Pleasant, very small waves of warmth rush through my body.
My temples throb, and I want to lie down and close my eyes, but I don't want to sleep. It's pleasant with my eyes closed—the picture no longer sways.

My throat throbs in places, as if the mysterious cocaine cycle is swirling back and forth within my consciousness, a heady fog.

This entire period is extremely smooth and stable, powerful—probably the peak and plateau of today's cocaine testing trip timing.

At this point, I feel joy and jubilation within myself.

01:01 - 02:00
The effects are clearly waning, it's quite noticeable. But they're still noticeable almost an hour later. The cocaine intoxication persists and is quite noticeable.

There's a slight heat in my cheeks. My face seems slightly flushed. My blood pressure has also increased.

Sound perception is heightened. Sometimes I relax my eyes; it's hard to focus on a bright monitor.

My consciousness is floating, but extremely calm. I feel warmth in my feet, my fingers, and even the tips of my ears.

By the end of the second hour, the cocaine effects are barely noticeable, although the wave-like waxing and waning is still noticeable, then repeated, again, and again...

02:01 - 03:00
I'm still unsure of my actions and movements, and I feel a sense of drowsiness. The effects seem to have subsided, but I'm still not the same as I was before I started snorting. This clearly altered state persisted for several hours, something I can't explain at all.
Inside, there were nagging notes of excitement, suspicion, disorganization, loss of balance and a longing for cocaine! ⚡💨
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