Guerrilla Greens by Che Odense

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

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toker_tom

toker_tom Jul 21, 2026 11:59

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Guerrilla Greens by Che Odense

After taking a shower, I got down to the fun part. I unpacked the bud, and a pleasant aroma immediately began to disperse. After taking out the bud, I began to grind it up. First, I cut it into pieces with a knife, then grind it in a grinder. Having prepared everything for the bud, I poured about 180 mg into the joint and lit it. The smoke was thick and came in with a slight irritation and coughing, along with an earthy taste.

Around 12:00 AM, the first effects were immediate. I felt a subtle but noticeable hit, and a pleasant wave of numbness coursed through my body. A pleasant laziness also began to envelop my body. I sat listening to music and relaxing, and time flew by. I sat and relaxed. About thirty minutes later, I decided to try another bud to enhance the experience. This time, I didn't cough, but my throat still scratched a little. The effects intensified. I plopped down in a chair, continued listening to music, and relaxed.

1:00 AM, the effects were still going strong. I was in a great mood, and I was smiling widely. It wasn't too dry, but it was noticeable, and I wasn't quite ready for food yet. I sat staring at the TV, killing time, as I had a ton of it. After about twenty minutes, I started feeling incredibly dry and didn't feel like eating. I trudged to the kitchen and had a good goulash and washed it down with beer. Then I came back and continued watching TV. About fifteen minutes later, I decided to get one more puff. This time I coughed a little, not much. After that, the effects intensified a little more. Overall, I was having a great time.

03:00 the effects began to subside little by little, but smoothly and softly, which is good, and hasn’t completely let up yet. 😎🌱
GreenThumbPete

GreenThumbPete Jul 24, 2026 00:12

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guerrilla Greens by Che Odense

I'll separate out two nice 0.2g pieces for myself.

I'll smoke it the old-fashioned way – on a cigarette!

I take an empty liter-long bottle of bait and burn a hole the size of my index finger into the side near the bottom with a jig.

I light the cigarette, take a few good drags, and carefully place a bud of the substance on the heat.

I put the cigarette in the bottle, and immediately a powerful smoke and a pleasant spicy aroma emerge.

I waited until the ember turned completely red and stopped smoldering.

I sharply inhale this thick brew into my lungs.

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The flavor is distinct, earthy, and almost immediately a lingering cough sets in. After clearing my throat, I repeat the process.

5 minutes later

After finishing the second cigarette, I feel like I'm getting high almost immediately.

30 minutes later

Not bad at all, despite my high tolerance, it's a real drag!

My eyes are red as tomatoes.

Waves of euphoria wash through my body, one after another, preventing my eyes from closing completely.

It's drying, but only moderately so far. I try not to drink water for the first hour.

1 hour later

I clearly feel the strong stone effect. I'm scrolling through social media, smiling ear to ear, all the negativity and problems have faded into the background.

I feel like I've completely forgotten myself for that hour. I think many people use drugs for that feeling.

My head is racing with thoughts, memories from my life are suddenly rushing in, and this hash is like a wild trigger!

2 hours later

I can feel the fatigue in my body, and the feeling of hunger is steadily creeping in on all fronts.

I've developed a nagging urge to use more, although I can't say it's completely gone yet.

My head is still pretty foggy, sometimes I'm stuck in a daze, and I have absolutely no desire to move.

But the chores are still there, so I brew some green tea and get going. 💯✌️
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