Guevara Cannabis Club Nicosia

Automated Cannabis Shop - Che Guevara Style

Named after the greatest revolutionary, our shop operates with the same commitment to the people. Quality cannabis for fair prices, available anonymously via our Telegram bot.

The bot is always online. Select your product, confirm payment and immediately receive GPS coordinates with a photo of your pickup spot. All packs are prepared in advance and placed at locations throughout the city center - no runners, no waiting, no drama.

For the people. By the people.

Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

RastaVibes

RastaVibes Jul 15, 2026 05:29

new plug new plug? Nicosia group chat gone wild since Guevara Cannabis Club Nicosia dropped this page 💯🌱
WeedMaps_fan

WeedMaps_fan Jul 17, 2026 18:42

yo Guevara Cannabis Club Nicosia? first order will tell everything, Nicosia heads are ready and waiting 💚
SativaSteve

SativaSteve Jul 19, 2026 07:55

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GreenLeafDave

GreenLeafDave Jul 21, 2026 20:08

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Guevara Cannabis Club Nicosia

00:00-00:05 - outside the window I’m whispering: “Get high!”, so I’ll burn myself and the man in the middle. The smoke is thick, the lump hurts your throat and makes you cough. drank some water and went to the computer: no need to earn something at work for a few dollars, and then plan to gamble
00:05-00:15 — while I was working, I noticed that my mood was better, my body was relaxed, my head was full of thoughts, my contentment was in the middle and anxiety was still present, so a collective attack is likely one more joint
00:15-00:45 - turned to the computer, now the situation is already in full swing: I’m getting more and more I felt sore, all my thoughts left my head, my anxiety subsided and I was just delivered. If consumed, the concentration is high, there is no inhibition or problems with the reaction
00:45-01:30 — we decided to play another round. I feel more relaxed now, I can’t find my place and want to go to a lying position. I get excited about the game and my mind, which gradually begins to let go. the head is a little important, but because of this, like behind the window board, I cannot guarantee that this will not happen in the weather
01:30-01:45 — I lay down on the bed for a bit, realized that it had already leaked and went to pour my night joints. the appetite was not very strong and not the same, so that you wanted to eat something, so decided not to have dinner 🔥😏
420everydayy

420everydayy Jul 24, 2026 09:21

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guevara Cannabis Club Nicosia

I'll separate out two nice 0.2g pieces for myself.

I'll smoke it the old-fashioned way – on a cigarette!

I take an empty liter-long bottle of bait and burn a hole the size of my index finger into the side near the bottom with a jig.

I light the cigarette, take a few good drags, and carefully place a bud of the substance on the heat.

I put the cigarette in the bottle, and immediately a powerful smoke and a pleasant spicy aroma emerge.

I waited until the ember turned completely red and stopped smoldering.

I sharply inhale this thick brew into my lungs.

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The flavor is distinct, earthy, and almost immediately a lingering cough sets in. After clearing my throat, I repeat the process.

5 minutes later

After finishing the second cigarette, I feel like I'm getting high almost immediately.

30 minutes later

Not bad at all, despite my high tolerance, it's a real drag!

My eyes are red as tomatoes.

Waves of euphoria wash through my body, one after another, preventing my eyes from closing completely.

It's drying, but only moderately so far. I try not to drink water for the first hour.

1 hour later

I clearly feel the strong stone effect. I'm scrolling through social media, smiling ear to ear, all the negativity and problems have faded into the background.

I feel like I've completely forgotten myself for that hour. I think many people use drugs for that feeling.

My head is racing with thoughts, memories from my life are suddenly rushing in, and this hash is like a wild trigger!

2 hours later

I can feel the fatigue in my body, and the feeling of hunger is steadily creeping in on all fronts.

I've developed a nagging urge to use more, although I can't say it's completely gone yet.

My head is still pretty foggy, sometimes I'm stuck in a daze, and I have absolutely no desire to move.

But the chores are still there, so I brew some green tea and get going. 💯✌️
Terp_Chaser

Terp_Chaser Jul 26, 2026 22:34

confirm real delivery from bot GPS coordinates were accurate, pack was clean, quality was fire 😎
puffpuff420

puffpuff420 Jul 28, 2026 11:47

yo bot prices are actually fair for the quality Guevara Cannabis Club Nicosia not robbing us with automation fee lol 😎💨

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