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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

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Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 21, 2026 05:29

Trip report about Siberian Haze from El Che Weed Store Nice

Water at the start,
I'm on a roll
Today I'm testing Siberian Haze buds
From El Che Weed Store Nice
Let's say hello to the guys
And make some noise
Because their buds, without a doubt,
Deserve attention and respect
It was clear from the unpacking stage
That the grower had the skill and dexterity
To raise such a powerful plant
Which got me high in one hit...

Time to taste
The bud is very dense, well-dried, covered in trichomes, resinous, with good trim. No seeds were found. I got two nice, neat buds per gram sample.
The bud crumbles evenly in the grinder. The smoke in the joint smolders evenly. It flows smoothly as I inhale and exhale.


00:03
I feel my muscles begin to relax, releasing the slight tension of a busy day, and it's perfect time to stretch in this softness. The light exercise has recharged my batteries, and I set off for a walk, relaxed and smiling.

On the way, literally just outside the courtyard, I met a local friend of mine. She's not up to speed on my movements, but it's very interesting to chat with her when high, as you can delve deeply into the depths of our global reflections on the intricacies of Existence, and she's the person who's ready to engage in these conversations.

00:20
I note that the mood is very cheerful, emotionally positive, and benevolent and empathetic. Perhaps the high does highlight the qualities a person possesses in everyday life.

I often got lost in my own thoughts during the conversation and lost the flow of the conversation, which meant I had to periodically clarify what was going on.

I felt disoriented, especially when I wanted to throw a candy wrapper I'd strayed from my pocket into the trash. But on the way to the trash can, I was so lost in my thoughts that I missed it. Then I had to remember why I'd even come here... That's the short version.

All in all, I walked for only three hours, most of it by myself, enjoying nature, the weather, and my relaxed, easygoing, stoned state.

I made creative plans for the coming week and generated brilliant ideas, rhymed poems, and wrote them down on my phone.

By the end of the walk, I was dreaming of a cup of strong tea with the chocolates that were waiting for me at home.

The warmth of the homey evening atmosphere enveloped me. Three hours of walking were behind me, and I was still feeling the pleasant after-effects of physical and emotional relaxation, plus a very pleasant fatigue from the walk.

I fell asleep that evening with a soft smile on my face, and very quickly. In the morning, I was in a cheerful mood, my state stable and balanced.

The buds were a great pleasure. Thanks to the store.

I recommend them.

And it would be a sin not to blow on these buds, to escape into the depths of my consciousness... 😎👌
CannabisCritic

CannabisCritic Jul 24, 2026 18:42

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Che Weed Store Nice

0-00
I crush the piece into small pieces and dilute it slightly with a chopper to slow the combustion of this happiness.

I light it carefully, from the side, so as not to ignite the entire product at once, which would lead to wastage.

It produces a lot of smoke, burns with difficulty, the smoke is soft and pleasant, I'd say pleasantly cool at first, with a slight hint of pine.

0-10
I finished smoking it without any particular nuances. After the first few draws, the space noticeably changed, it became softer and more pleasant, kinder. At the same time, my vision darkened, a slight dullness set in, it dried out, and the image lost some contrast. My thoughts slowed, became softer.

Time gradually began to slow down, just like my musculoskeletal system.

0:30
The high hit me rather imperceptibly, but over time, little by little, the drug made itself felt even more strongly.
My surroundings stabilized, a noticeable drowsiness was present, a hint of melancholy lingered, a feeling of warmth and utter absence of worries. My thoughts became smooth and measured, their flow strictly positive, my vision clouded over, and my mind filled with a positive and upbeat mood.

I decided to lie down for a bit.

1:00
Moving my body to the couch dramatically changed my body's mood. I started to get lost in funny videos, but despite the positive vibe and rather bright and sincere laughter, I felt even more sleepy. So I soon decided to change my position and move around to stay awake. I called a friend to brighten up the harsh life and lighten the mood, got a little high, and added to my mood. It's very drying and makes me want to munch, and I also want to get high, but I'm putting it off for now.

1-30
Around this time, the galactic rotation pattern gradually began to work against me and soften the effects of this substance.

On the way out, there was a slight buzz in my head, but it's an almost imperceptible nuance in the overall positive picture of what was happening.

Further, in the classic style, a pleasant dinner, then even more high, and then a pleasant evening.

Overall, I was pleased with the experience.

Results:
A pretty good working hashish sample.
Hard as a rock, with a distinct vegetal structure, and almost odorless.

Burns smoothly, produces a lot of smoke, easy and delicious to smoke.
It rakes in pretty quickly, and the flow is pleasant and balanced. 😮‍💨
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