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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect โ€” increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

UrbanPlug

UrbanPlug Jul 15, 2026 08:32

yo Guevara's Green House Nassau? hope u got that chronic not some garbage middddd Nassau don't play
SmokeSession67

SmokeSession67 Jul 17, 2026 21:45

welcome homie? u chose Nassau wisely, theres mad demand here and not enough supply
friendly_stoner

friendly_stoner Jul 19, 2026 10:58

bro u came at the right time Guevara's Green House Nassau? Nassau been mad dry this season
GreenThumbPete

GreenThumbPete Jul 21, 2026 23:11

Trip report about Big Devil from Guevara's Green House Nassau

I roll the joint. It smokes well and easily; at first, I even thought it was too easy and the bud was a bit weak. But after the second, I changed my mind. A pleasant, watery relaxation washed over me, and a satisfied smile appeared on my face.

In terms of effects, the % ratio is perfect: it's relaxing and you can go for a walk in this state. The effects peak about 10 minutes after smoking. By this time, I'd already felt quite dry; I always get dry after smoking bud, but this time, my throat felt like a desert.

I drank some water and started getting ready for the barbecue. With this bud, I did so with particular enthusiasm, as the sativa was dominant at the moment. But that's only for now. Around 50 minutes after smoking, the high gradually begins to fade, plunging my mind into an indica-like relaxation. The stone was enveloping me more and more, and I wanted to lie down. But I had to get going.

The whole way, I listened to music and looked out the window, enjoying the effects of this bud.

When we arrived at the spot, I had to help the others set the table and, of course, smoke to improve my appetite.

My friends and I took two joints, and the world took on a different, more vibrant color.

This time, I didn't have to wait long, and the effects began to take hold almost immediately, intensifying over time. I decided to lie down and lose myself in the music while the others were busy with the barbecue. The relaxation was so intense that for a second, I thought my muscles had simply atrophied.

After two hours, the effects began to wear off, and I was able to enjoy delicious food and the wonderful company of friends.

In conclusion, I can say that this product is a very potent strain, with a wild stone effect and an incredibly pleasant euphoria. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ
KiefCollector

KiefCollector Jul 24, 2026 12:24

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guevara's Green House Nassau

I broke one candy bar to try it out. The smell was strong, typical of nature, and the color was black like plasticine. Of course, it was hashish.

I smoked that piece. inhaled, held it for about 30 seconds, and exhaled. It went down easily, without coughing. It was like a dream, and after a minute or so, I heard a signal that I was starting to get high. My smile tightened, and my eyes narrowed a little like those of a Chinese. I felt cheerful, no longer suddenly saying "ha-ha-ha" or "hee-hee-hee." Music was playing on the computer, and I was in a fantastic mood, like I was born again.

One small piece keeps me high for about an hour, and food in the fridge started to disappear without me even noticing. And I'm still saving almost a whole gram for later. After an hour, after just one hit, it starts to wear off. The solution is this: I start to feel really dry, like I'm in a desert, and I'm really hungry, like I haven't eaten in a week... I fill up a bit and have a second hit, the same size as the first. The effect is like this: I'm grinning ear to ear again, I just want to lie on the couch and be left alone, I don't give a damn and just enjoy myself... I'm glued to the TV, all the sounds seem strange to me, I feel like I'm tumbleweed, I started watching football... I didn't finish the first half, I went to sleep a little)) I woke up and realized it was time to get ready for the next workday and that I'd stop smoking for today. That's how it is... ๐Ÿ‘Œ
StickyIky

StickyIky Jul 26, 2026 01:37

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JohnnyBlaze_OG

JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 28, 2026 14:50

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