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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

powder007

powder007 Jul 15, 2026 20:56

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Hashim_H

Hashim_H Jul 17, 2026 09:09

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NugLifeForever

NugLifeForever Jul 19, 2026 22:22

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MaryJane_fan

MaryJane_fan Jul 21, 2026 11:35

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from La Revolucion Cannabis Naples

11:30 PM - 12:00 AM

I take a couple of pieces of bud, put them in a joint, and start smoking them. As usual, I take 5-6 good drags and drift off into space.

After the fifth drag, I began to feel my consciousness and perception of this world shift. I suddenly felt so happy and cool like never before in my life. This strain is beyond words! From the very first minutes, it carried me away to clouds of euphoria, joy, and happiness. Despite the late evening, I started rushing around the apartment, smiling and thinking about everything at once. Since I was so fired up and the drowsiness had instantly disappeared, I decided to play Half-Life 2. They recently released a new version for the game's 20th anniversary, but I still haven't finished the first part, and then there are two more episodes.

While I was getting ready to do that, I hit a plateau.

24:00-00:30

I sat down to play in a great mood, but I couldn't concentrate on the game, even though it was still very interesting. I spent half an hour shooting nonstop, constantly dying along the way. No negative thoughts bothered me at that moment, my body was completely relaxed, and a warmth exploded through every muscle. I felt complete calm and at the same time such a joyful feeling that words cannot describe it. )))

After playing for about half an hour, I finally tore myself away from the keyboard and screen and went to make myself some coffee. I finally needed to rest a bit and clear my head. After such adventures.

00:30-01:30

The second hour of my flight was, of course, calmer than the first, and my energy was already waning. Of course, I was still tired from the whole day, and it was already late, but that didn't bother me. I was unlikely to sleep tonight; the rest of the party awaited me. I spent the entire second hour completely writing the trip, and so I can say one thing: it's perfect for creativity and relaxation, it lifts my spirits and gives me a zest for life!!!

By the end of the second hour, I started to feel better, and I decided it was time to go get something. Of course, I was terribly hungry, but I fought it as best I could. It was already nighttime, so that's the whole story, in a nutshell. I personally loved this strain, the buds are wonderful, words fail me, just pure emotion. Thank you to the store for such a wonderful sample, what else can I say)))

Conclusions:

La Revolucion Cannabis Naples really pleased me with their high-quality product, especially at such a reasonable price. Overall, I think everyone should definitely try these buds! And I'm off to conduct more tests))) Bye everyone!

Overall rating: 10/10
Service and quality: 10/10
Thank you so much again! Good luck! Peace! 🌿
ChronicMike88

ChronicMike88 Jul 24, 2026 00:48

Trip report about Gold Hash from La Revolucion Cannabis Naples

I broke one candy bar to try it out. The smell was strong, typical of nature, and the color was black like plasticine. Of course, it was hashish.

I smoked that piece. inhaled, held it for about 30 seconds, and exhaled. It went down easily, without coughing. It was like a dream, and after a minute or so, I heard a signal that I was starting to get high. My smile tightened, and my eyes narrowed a little like those of a Chinese. I felt cheerful, no longer suddenly saying "ha-ha-ha" or "hee-hee-hee." Music was playing on the computer, and I was in a fantastic mood, like I was born again.

One small piece keeps me high for about an hour, and food in the fridge started to disappear without me even noticing. And I'm still saving almost a whole gram for later. After an hour, after just one hit, it starts to wear off. The solution is this: I start to feel really dry, like I'm in a desert, and I'm really hungry, like I haven't eaten in a week... I fill up a bit and have a second hit, the same size as the first. The effect is like this: I'm grinning ear to ear again, I just want to lie on the couch and be left alone, I don't give a damn and just enjoy myself... I'm glued to the TV, all the sounds seem strange to me, I feel like I'm tumbleweed, I started watching football... I didn't finish the first half, I went to sleep a little)) I woke up and realized it was time to get ready for the next workday and that I'd stop smoking for today. That's how it is... 👌
CokeCowboy

CokeCowboy Jul 26, 2026 13:01

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JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 28, 2026 02:14

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