Guerrilla Greens by Che Namangan

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect โ€” increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

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MarleyDisciple Jul 15, 2026 17:05

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SnowWhite_plug

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WakeNBake

WakeNBake Jul 21, 2026 08:44

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Guerrilla Greens by Che Namangan

11:30 PM - 12:00 AM

I take a couple of pieces of bud, put them in a joint, and start smoking them. As usual, I take 5-6 good drags and drift off into space.

After the fifth drag, I began to feel my consciousness and perception of this world shift. I suddenly felt so happy and cool like never before in my life. This strain is beyond words! From the very first minutes, it carried me away to clouds of euphoria, joy, and happiness. Despite the late evening, I started rushing around the apartment, smiling and thinking about everything at once. Since I was so fired up and the drowsiness had instantly disappeared, I decided to play Half-Life 2. They recently released a new version for the game's 20th anniversary, but I still haven't finished the first part, and then there are two more episodes.

While I was getting ready to do that, I hit a plateau.

24:00-00:30

I sat down to play in a great mood, but I couldn't concentrate on the game, even though it was still very interesting. I spent half an hour shooting nonstop, constantly dying along the way. No negative thoughts bothered me at that moment, my body was completely relaxed, and a warmth exploded through every muscle. I felt complete calm and at the same time such a joyful feeling that words cannot describe it. )))

After playing for about half an hour, I finally tore myself away from the keyboard and screen and went to make myself some coffee. I finally needed to rest a bit and clear my head. After such adventures.

00:30-01:30

The second hour of my flight was, of course, calmer than the first, and my energy was already waning. Of course, I was still tired from the whole day, and it was already late, but that didn't bother me. I was unlikely to sleep tonight; the rest of the party awaited me. I spent the entire second hour completely writing the trip, and so I can say one thing: it's perfect for creativity and relaxation, it lifts my spirits and gives me a zest for life!!!

By the end of the second hour, I started to feel better, and I decided it was time to go get something. Of course, I was terribly hungry, but I fought it as best I could. It was already nighttime, so that's the whole story, in a nutshell. I personally loved this strain, the buds are wonderful, words fail me, just pure emotion. Thank you to the store for such a wonderful sample, what else can I say)))

Conclusions:

Guerrilla Greens by Che Namangan really pleased me with their high-quality product, especially at such a reasonable price. Overall, I think everyone should definitely try these buds! And I'm off to conduct more tests))) Bye everyone!

Overall rating: 10/10
Service and quality: 10/10
Thank you so much again! Good luck! Peace! ๐ŸŒฟ
snowboy_real

snowboy_real Jul 24, 2026 21:57

Trip report about Cocaine from Guerrilla Greens by Che Namangan

I chip off 150 mg, crush it finely, and it crunches under the card just as it should, perfect. Nothing flies off in any direction; it's wonderfully ground into a uniform powder.

I draw one large line, then split it into two, one under each nostril.

Oh, the tester's work is not easy.

Whiz-whiz...

5 minutes later

Oh, what nasty chemical elevators.

I actively try to knock them down with sweet Fanta, but to no avail. I feel a pleasant tingling sensation in my fingertips.

10 minutes later

My face has gone numb, completely.
Huge eyes, it's hard to stand still, and metaphors are flying through my head. Like a requiem for a dream, one after another.

15 minutes later

Well, honey, it's just honey. The coke holds you in your fist and gives you a clear and confident focus on this life. There are no more problems in life, there's just me and this miracle powder.

20 minutes later

Mild bruxism is still there, endorphins are starting to leave the brain, I feel the effects going in reverse, I want to catch up. I endure.

30 minutes later

I'm sober again, but now the joy hormones are surging in my brain, I feel a slight comedown. This manifests itself in a bad mood and a little irascibility.

I smoke three thick weeds and lie down to recover.

Results

Edible powder. For those who like coconut, this is for you. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅด
HashBaron

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pillz_real Jul 28, 2026 23:23

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