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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
UrbanPlug Jul 15, 2026 10:22
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GreenThumbPete Jul 21, 2026 01:01
The first hit hits you like air, just enough to calm you down. The second hit goes down just as easily, and after the third hit, using a joint as a finishing touch, it becomes clear—the effect has already crept up on you. The world doesn't change instantly; it seems to begin to breathe more slowly.
The noise outside gradually dissipates. The thoughts that have been racing through your head all day become quieter, as if someone turned down the volume. A strange feeling of peace settles within—not euphoria, but silence.
The music suddenly takes center stage. The bass is felt not just in your ears, but as if it's pulsing through your chest. Every detail in the track begins to grab your attention, as if you're listening to a familiar album for the first time.
Time ceases to be familiar. Five minutes feel like half an hour. You can catch yourself staring out the window for who knows how long, watching the wind rustle the leaves. It makes no sense, but somehow it feels like right now, the most interesting thing in the world.
The body becomes heavy, but pleasantly relaxed. The shoulders sag, and the urge to rush disappears. It feels as if the chair or sofa is slowly sucking you in, and you don't want to get up at all.
Conversations become infrequent. It seems like many thoughts are too big to express in words, so it's easier to simply remain silent and listen to the world around you.
Towards the end, everything gradually returns to normal. Sounds become normal again, time speeds up, and the head becomes clearer. All that remains is a calm tiredness, a glass of cold water, a sense of the evening's completion, and the desire to wrap yourself in a blanket, letting the night quietly end the day.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to emphasize that this is a very good value for the money. I wish everyone pleasant smokes and lots of smiles. 💯
KiefCollector Jul 24, 2026 14:14
00:00 The first effects begin 4-5 minutes after the first puff. I smoked 30 mg of hashish through a water bottle. At first, I thought I'd smoked too little, but I decided to wait and realized it was a good thing I hadn't smoked any more. It's better to smoke a little, and if you don't get high, smoke some more than you would overdo it and ruin the experience. The smoke is medium-thick, not too irritating to the throat. The first thing I noticed was a change in my perception of reality: the world changed before my eyes, the picture became more jittery, as if the fps were 30 instead of 60. My concentration also improved slightly, but at the same time, there was no strong flow of thoughts or creative ideas. I'm writing this trip report now; it helps me focus. A pleasant blanket of weed covered my body, the teal slightly spread across my body, and a pleasant feeling appeared in my eyelids and face. The effect gradually builds. After 10 minutes, I was already at the peak of the effect.
1:30 AM. 30 minutes have passed. I feel stoned, but more like a high. I can calmly go about my business. I don't get pinned to the couch like an indica. I'm also feeling hungry. It's good that I prepared some food ahead of time and then washed it down with something sweet. My concentration is still pretty good, although I already feel more relaxed and chilled. I started watching a movie and felt like I was hooked. After an hour and a half, the effects were manageable and calm, more like after-effects. They lasted for about 1:30, for a total of 3 hours, including after-effects.
Results:
The hash is good. I personally love this variety of hash. The weight is good, the smell is pleasant, and the effect is also satisfying. It feels like pure, attractive hash, without additives or chemicals. ✌️🍫
StickyIky Jul 26, 2026 03:27
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