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Trip report about Big Devil from El Che Weed Store Mons

9:25 AM - Returning Home
A thick soundtrack from my headphones accompanies me. I walk up to my apartment, close the door, and drop my bag. I unpack.
The buds are brown-olive, with hints of earth and honey. Dense yet fluffy. They don't stick, but hold their shape. They smell... of Colombia. A tart aroma of boldness and spicy sweetness.
As if someone mixed coffee, dried citrus, raw wood, and a touch of gangster luxury.

When crushed, there's an explosion. The scent intensifies exponentially, as if opening a vacuum safe. Memories begin to tickle.

9:40 AM - First Strike
One joint — no more. Flame meets the plant. The first puf hit is soft, with a tart sweetness. The second is deeper.

By the third puf, I feel the world begin to move independently of me. I put the can away. I listen.

09:45 - It starts...
Sharply. No slow buildup. In an instant, my thoughts scattered like a cartel in ambush. The space receded. A soft echo began.

There's warmth inside. My chest feels like a fire, but it doesn't burn. It warms. My eyes close slightly. The world has become soft.

09:50 - Entering the state
I turn on Telegram. I call my friend. He picks up. From the first few sentences, I understand: I'm on a roll. The voice sounds like it's coming from a catacomb with Wi-Fi. We talk about everything.

I start to ramble. Then I catch myself laughing... and I don't know why. This lasts for about 40 minutes.

Still on the line. I'm lying there, my ear in the pillow, my friend's voice like background noise. I answer with pauses. The world has become rough.
The wallpaper on the wall is like an ancient map. The window is like a portal.

10:45 - Visualization and Effects
I open my eyes and notice: the light in the room has become thick. The colors have acquired a flavor.

The green from the lamp is mint. The yellow from the street is lime. I close my eyes and see a map of Colombia. Made of sand. And on it is Pablo.

"I'm not just a big shot, I'm a legacy. Got it, perro?" he says to me, grinning in his gold suit.

I laugh. But I have no mouth. I'm just a spirit hanging above the bed. My body lies, and I float. Thoughts flow like the Cauca River, carrying me ever further.

11:00 - Immersion in Music
I turn on reggae. Bob Marley. Then I switch to Latin. Salsa. Bongo pads.

I slap my palms on the bed, imagining I'm playing with Carlos Santana.

Sounds move around the room.

Every bass is like a wave.

11:45 - Climax
Light falls through the window like a projector. I'm inside a film. My brain is the director, sound engineer, and cameraman all rolled into one.

I go into the bathroom. The mirror isn't a mirror. It's a portal. I say, "Are you Pablo?" and wink to myself.

12:00 - Exit
The decline is soft, polite. The feeling doesn't let up, it just settles. Like a cloud that's decided to become a pillow.

I lie down, hug the air, and feel the lump disappear. But the mark remains. 🌿🔥

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Che Weed Store Mons

8:37 PM - 12:00 AM
The mood is calm.
Slight anticipation, a little excitement.
The body is normal, attention is normal.
8:47 PM - +0:10 AM
First physical signs:
a slight warmth in the chest
shoulders relax slightly
eyelids feel heavier
Thoughts race a little faster.
A quiet "background" of relaxation appears.
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8:57 PM - +0:20 AM
The effect intensifies.
A slight euphoria sets in, smiling for no apparent reason.
Time slows down slightly, sounds become more "voluminous."
Body:
slight cottoniness
dry mouth
craving water
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21:07 — +0:30 (peak begins)

An "overwhelming wave" of warmth and relaxation appears.

Everything seems funnier.

The sense of time stretches greatly.

Thoughts become deeper, and you may become fixated on small details.

Some may experience during this period:
mild anxiety
a feeling of "I feel everything too much"
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21:17 — +0:40
The peak holds.

Focus fluctuates: from laughter to philosophy.

The body is extremely relaxed, movements are slow.

Music is felt strongly, visuals are a little softer.

21:27 — +0:50
Stable plateau.
Whether you want to talk or, conversely, remain silent—either is normal.

Time almost stands still.

A feeling of warmth in your hands and face.

9:37 PM — +1:00 AM
The peak gradually fades into a calmer level.

Less "euphoria," more gentleness.

Thoughts slow down, but remain pleasant.

9:57 PM — +1:20 AM
The decline begins.

Drowsiness sets in.

The body is relaxed, almost like a couch potato.

The head becomes clearer, and worries disappear.

10:17 PM — +1:40 AM
The effect is weaker.
The mood is even, a little tired.
The desire to eat appears.

10:37 PM — +2:00 AM (active phase ends)
Almost sober, only residual relaxation.

Dry mouth.
Thoughts are calm, no sudden changes.
11:00 PM - 2:23 AM
Post-effects:

mild fatigue
may make you sleepy
feeling like you've been in a different mode 🤙⚡

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