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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
snowboy_real Jul 15, 2026 03:03
WakeNBake Jul 17, 2026 16:16
HashBaron Jul 19, 2026 05:29
BongRipper Jul 21, 2026 18:42
The buds are simply unreal in appearance, the smell is very persistent, earthy and forest-like, the bud is very trichome-rich and sticky; I cut it with scissors...
After chopping the heel, I roll the joint...
I smoke...
00:00
The taste is simply something else, it smokes extremely pleasantly, the taste is like sweetish forest pine.
It's pleasantly suffocating...
You understand as soon as you smoke it that it's going to hit you hard...
From the first minutes, it relaxes, your eyelids droop, and you feel satiated from the weed. I decide to hold off on the second one for now and have a cigarette.
After smoking the cigarette, I go into the room to do my daily tasks at the computer.
01:00
I got really high, I didn't even expect it to hit me like that. The effect is a rather long-lasting, indica-like stone.
I also want to note that before I smoked, I was making plans, but after I smoked, I changed my mind and gave up on everything.
If you're going to work or some important event, I'd advise not smoking beforehand.
Basically, it killed me completely, my eyes were red, and I was very dry...
I turned on some music and stuck at the computer...
02:00
It was already past two, and I was still high, the weed wasn't letting up.
I didn't smoke anymore, but I felt great. To my surprise, I didn't even want to smoke anymore, because it really killed me.
03:00
The effect slowly began to wear off, and I wanted something to eat.
But I went to the kitchen, opened the fridge, and forgot why I was there. So, I started cooking and decided to make some pasta.
I chopped some onion for the ground beef, salted and peppered it, and fried it in a frying pan...
Put some water on the pasta...
And went to lie down in my room.
And guess what, I fell asleep.
Thank goodness I woke up to the smell of burning ground beef; the water had boiled away.
So, I turned off the water and decided to just throw together a ground beef burger and forget about it.
I made it, ate it, and soon fell asleep watching a movie.
Let's sum it up.
Product quality: It's rare that I can give a 10 out of 10, but this brand definitely deserves a 10/10. 🍃👌
MarleyDisciple Jul 24, 2026 07:55
The process started from the very morning, immediately after all previous rituals were completed. They knocked out a few licks and started until the very end
00:00 We put a lot of strings on the flask, and we pulled on our chests
Apparently the persistent, visceral, spicy taste of hashish had been lost, and the first changes appeared instantly
Relaxation immediately set in, even as the eyes began to glaze over, and light mercifulness appeared in the endings. While I grabbed it, bro, I sat down on the cards and sat down to relax
00:10 The mood improves dramatically, and in the middle there is overwhelming satisfaction. The early anxiety disappeared, the pressures were released, and the sensation began to wash over the receiving influx of THC with warm breaths
00:25 The effects reached their climax, and the tears from frequent yawning appeared on my beaten face.
1:30 It’s not going to go down so much anymore, it’s just a matter of time to finish, but it’s definitely going to decline. I’m lying on the sofa and I feel like a lazy seal that has washed up on the shore. I have to do my worst thing, but I just start crying through the night. Just as if you were going to get “disturbed” by drinking coffee for yourself, but it didn’t help much in leveling up your stamina
1:40 - 2:05 Having become hungry, he prepared two hot pots for himself and sharpened them with satisfaction. After the snack, the active effects began to gradually decline, leaving behind the long-lasting and sticky aftereffects. 💨💪
SnowWhite_plug Jul 26, 2026 20:08
SativaSteve Jul 28, 2026 09:21