The Guerrilla Grow Miskolc

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

DankDan

DankDan Jul 15, 2026 08:20

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BlazeItHomie

BlazeItHomie Jul 17, 2026 21:33

welcome to Miskolc? hope u stay solid and dont ghost like the last plug did smh 🌱
MidnightToker

MidnightToker Jul 19, 2026 10:46

welcome to the Miskolc underground? hope u got that top shelf only 🌱
TerraceToker

TerraceToker Jul 21, 2026 23:59

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from The Guerrilla Grow Miskolc

⏱️ 00:00 — I cut a juicy chunk of this purple beauty, about 0.25 grams, and toss it in the grinder. It crumbles perfectly, releasing an even more concentrated berry aroma. The kid has just gone into the kitchen to rattle the dishes, so I have the balcony to myself. I light the joint. The hit is thick and dense, even yellowish in the smoke. It hits hard, the smoke is oily. On the exhale, my throat tightens a bit, forcing me to cough loudly. Wow, this stuff has character. I immediately do the second puff and polish it all off with a third, final shot. It burns completely out of the joint.

⏱️ 00:05 — The effect of weed, begins to manifest almost immediately, without making you sit and wait. The first signs of a change in state rolled in a powerful, warm wave straight from my forehead down my body. The muscles, clogged from work, instantly relaxed. My breathing slowed and deepened. I felt my eyelids pleasantly heavy, and my eyes bloodshot.

⏱️ 00:20 — That's when it hit me completely. The peak of this strain is a pure, uncompromising high. Physically, I simply merged with the couch, turning into 100 kilograms of absolute calm. Mentally, I was in a complete high and euphoria. Thoughts no longer race at the speed of light; they flow smoothly, like thick honey. I turned on some calm YouTube travel blog in the background, but I couldn't really get into it, just lost in the beautiful images of nature. My tongue was barely moving, and my mouth was completely dry. The funniest thing was that for about ten minutes I genuinely tried to figure out why the carpet on the floor seemed so three-dimensional. A touch of self-mockery at my own helplessness was also included. I sat there, dumbfounded, grinning ear to ear.

⏱️ 01:15 — The high was tight and steady, no fluctuations. The cross-tolerance from yesterday's stuff was instantly overcome by the bud, thanks to the high THC content in this strain. There was a complete absence of anxiety or "infidelity". But then it woke up—a wild, merciless herbal pig. I was so hungry that I literally forced my cottony body to crawl to the kitchen. I found a pot of soup and a cold ham in the fridge and devoured it all right there, pouring a liter of sweet juice over it. The food tasted simply divine, like something from a Michelin-starred restaurant.

⏱️ 2:00 AM — The effects begin to wear off smoothly and gently, leaving behind a deep sense of satisfaction, a pleasant laziness, and intense drowsiness. No headaches, no numbness, or heaviness in the back of my head, which often come with bad days. I crawled to bed, wrapped myself in a blanket, and passed out until the morning without any nightmares or waking up in the middle of the night. 🔥
LoudPackLarry

LoudPackLarry Jul 24, 2026 12:12

Trip report about Gold Hash from The Guerrilla Grow Miskolc

00:00
Having prepared myself for water use, I sprinkled about 0.1 liters of hashish crumbs onto the tobacco in the cap and gave it a light light, then let it burn itself out. I blew it up. The initial aroma was very reminiscent of pine and earth, and it really did remind me of the flavor of indica, even though it's a hybrid. I think the indica is dominant.

The effects hit almost immediately, a smile from ear to ear, a heightened mood, and a light, dizzying high in my head.

00:30
I didn't think long, well, almost long... I pulled out a bottle and a cigarette and decided to combine them and take a second hit while using a cigarette. Holy shit, I thought to myself, and it made me smile.

On the cigarette, it burns beautifully; I'm honestly hooked on this beauty.
Inhale-exhale-cough.

I was practically sweating, my first thought was "oh my gosh!" The sativa part was shaking me up, and the high and buzz were both fantastic. The stuff is definitely made from high-quality ingredients.

01:00
I came with my comrade, and he immediately said I was completely wasted. I didn't even try to deny it, I gave my comrade a slap, and he suggested we play PS5 while we had time.

At this point, I feel a pleasant, relaxing warmth and a strong high. I'd rate this state a 9/10. I also wanted to add that the water smoking method increases the consumption of hash by a decent amount.

1:30
I asked my comrades for a second hit, but what the hell? I'm not standing aside and take a third hit. After that, I just wanted to lean my head back in the chair and close my eyes. It was hard to even keep my eyelids open. I was a 10/10 high. My comrades, pleased, said there was still time to go play ice skating. I was stunned and went to bed while I still had time, because after three hits, I was completely wasted. I woke up two hours later with a terrible dry mouth and felt like I was still going strong. I was incredibly hungry, and I needed something sweet. I went to chill out. Gentlemen, thank you for your attention and to the shop for trying some excellent hashish. 🥴🤤
Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 26, 2026 01:25

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CannabisCritic

CannabisCritic Jul 28, 2026 14:38

bro the level of professionalism in an automated drug shop is honestly funny The Guerrilla Grow Miskolc nailed it

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