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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
LoudPackLarry Jul 15, 2026 08:44
Dr_Greenthumb Jul 17, 2026 21:57
CannabisCritic Jul 19, 2026 10:10
ChronicExplorer Jul 21, 2026 23:23
4:19
After preparing the joint, I fill it with about 0.2g of incense—the smell is mind-blowing.
The inhale is a soft, light smoke with delicious floral and berry notes, it hits the spot like a charm.
The exhale is just as soft, with all my taste buds detecting those same sweet floral notes. As my godfather said, "I smoked it!" and I completely agree.
4:20
After taking a hit, the effects came quickly: an instant surge of energy and strength, warmth spreading through my body, a feeling of calm and comfort that was overwhelming, making me want to socialize and do something, the sativa component is top-notch.
We opened a beer and lit a cigarette. It hit me hard after just one.
4:59
Time flew by, as if a couple of minutes had passed, although it felt like everything around us had slowed down. We drank a bottle of beer, knocked back a whiskey, and decided to have another joint and feel the peak.
5:10
That smell again, so sweet. We had another, and I caught myself thinking it was so delicious I wanted to have another joint, but at the same time, I realized it would be too much; people with a lower tolerance would easily get a pale ache from this quality. We took another hit, weighing about 0.2 grams.
The high was 10/10, a very strong high. My friend and I sat down and, blah blah, no one wanted to get up. We opened another bottle of beer because it was incredibly drying.
5:30
After knocking back some dry vodka, I felt a strong grip, it became difficult to move, and a body stone began to take over. I decided to let go, because who was the party for?
6:00
After a hearty meal and a little more whiskey, I collapsed and slept until morning. The next morning, I woke up feeling fresh, had another joint of delicious Indor, and my morning started off great, for which I thank the shop and you, dear ones, for introducing me. 🥴🤤
xX_Kush_Xx Jul 24, 2026 12:36
00:00
Having prepared myself for water use, I sprinkled about 0.1 liters of hashish crumbs onto the tobacco in the cap and gave it a light light, then let it burn itself out. I blew it up. The initial aroma was very reminiscent of pine and earth, and it really did remind me of the flavor of indica, even though it's a hybrid. I think the indica is dominant.
The effects hit almost immediately, a smile from ear to ear, a heightened mood, and a light, dizzying high in my head.
00:30
I didn't think long, well, almost long... I pulled out a bottle and a cigarette and decided to combine them and take a second hit while using a cigarette. Holy shit, I thought to myself, and it made me smile.
On the cigarette, it burns beautifully; I'm honestly hooked on this beauty.
Inhale-exhale-cough.
I was practically sweating, my first thought was "oh my gosh!" The sativa part was shaking me up, and the high and buzz were both fantastic. The stuff is definitely made from high-quality ingredients.
01:00
I came with my comrade, and he immediately said I was completely wasted. I didn't even try to deny it, I gave my comrade a slap, and he suggested we play PS5 while we had time.
At this point, I feel a pleasant, relaxing warmth and a strong high. I'd rate this state a 9/10. I also wanted to add that the water smoking method increases the consumption of hash by a decent amount.
1:30
I asked my comrades for a second hit, but what the hell? I'm not standing aside and take a third hit. After that, I just wanted to lean my head back in the chair and close my eyes. It was hard to even keep my eyelids open. I was a 10/10 high. My comrades, pleased, said there was still time to go play ice skating. I was stunned and went to bed while I still had time, because after three hits, I was completely wasted. I woke up two hours later with a terrible dry mouth and felt like I was still going strong. I was incredibly hungry, and I needed something sweet. I went to chill out. Gentlemen, thank you for your attention and to the shop for trying some excellent hashish. 🥴🤤
toker_tom Jul 26, 2026 01:49
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