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ReeeferMan Jul 15, 2026 22:58
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0:00 — Substance Introduction
The subject notes a light aroma—sweet berry, with hints of earth and resin. The first few inhalations are soft and do not irritate the mucous membranes. The aftertaste is printer-like, fruity and pine-like.
0:05 — First Effects
A slight pressure appears in the forehead and eyelids. Motor skills remain stable. The mood is slightly elevated, with a tendency toward talkativeness and humor. A satisfied smile periodically appears on the subject's face. Anxiety levels are reduced.
Objective observations: pulse rate is 98 beats per minute, blood pressure is within normal limits.
0:15 — Peak Cognitive Stimulation
The subject demonstrates increased associative thinking and mild hyperfocus. Attention easily switches between topics, and creativity increases.
Subjective description:
"Thoughts flow like syrup, viscous and delicious."
Noted: enhanced musical perception, especially low frequencies. Color contrasts seem warmer, and the world in general is perceived as more positive and cheerful.
0:35 — Onset of the physical phase
Brain stimulation gradually gives way to physical relaxation. A feeling of "heavy body" appears, but without drowsiness. The subject describes the state as
"like lying in thick berry jelly, which has penetrated every cell of the body and seems to have replaced the brain."
Emotional state:
calm, satisfaction, lack of anxiety.
Physiological effects:
mild tingling and warmth in the extremities, dry mouth.
1:10 — Maximum indication phase
A sustained sedative effect is achieved. The subject is prone to contemplation, meditation, and slowing down speech. Auditory and gustatory sensations are heightened.
When asked to perform a simple arithmetic problem, the subject smiles and says,
"Math is too difficult for me right now, and I'm too lazy to calculate anything..."
The subject spends most of the time absorbed in themselves, periodically chewing something with an absent expression.
2:00 — Post-peak stage
Return of cognitive clarity. The mood is consistently positive, the body feels light. Appetite is moderately increased.
The subject demonstrates social openness and a desire for soft philosophical conversations.
2:30 — End of observation
The effects have almost completely worn off. There are no signs of fatigue. Light, natural drowsiness. The mood is even. There are no unpleasant feelings.
3:00 — The subject's condition is stable. The mind is rested, with a slight drowsiness.
Conclusion:
Girl Scout Cookies manifests itself as a balanced hybrid with a pronounced indica dominance. Ideal for evening relaxation, it doesn't cause heavy drowsiness or anxiety. It can be used individually or in a group. Moreover, group use produces a more pronounced effect. Subjective perception: "a soft berry cocoon with elements of meditative clarity." 🤩
Terp_Chaser Jul 24, 2026 02:50
00:00 The first effects begin 4-5 minutes after the first puff. I smoked 30 mg of hashish through a water bottle. At first, I thought I'd smoked too little, but I decided to wait and realized it was a good thing I hadn't smoked any more. It's better to smoke a little, and if you don't get high, smoke some more than you would overdo it and ruin the experience. The smoke is medium-thick, not too irritating to the throat. The first thing I noticed was a change in my perception of reality: the world changed before my eyes, the picture became more jittery, as if the fps were 30 instead of 60. My concentration also improved slightly, but at the same time, there was no strong flow of thoughts or creative ideas. I'm writing this trip report now; it helps me focus. A pleasant blanket of weed covered my body, the teal slightly spread across my body, and a pleasant feeling appeared in my eyelids and face. The effect gradually builds. After 10 minutes, I was already at the peak of the effect.
1:30 AM. 30 minutes have passed. I feel stoned, but more like a high. I can calmly go about my business. I don't get pinned to the couch like an indica. I'm also feeling hungry. It's good that I prepared some food ahead of time and then washed it down with something sweet. My concentration is still pretty good, although I already feel more relaxed and chilled. I started watching a movie and felt like I was hooked. After an hour and a half, the effects were manageable and calm, more like after-effects. They lasted for about 1:30, for a total of 3 hours, including after-effects.
Results:
The hash is good. I personally love this variety of hash. The weight is good, the smell is pleasant, and the effect is also satisfying. It feels like pure, attractive hash, without additives or chemicals. ✌️🍫
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