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Trip report about Siberian Haze from Che's Underground Market Mastrinka

00:00 I'm sitting at the computer and remembering that I have some bud lying around, so I decide to smoke it and go for a walk. I roll up a joint. Honestly, it's hard to measure the amount of bud approximately, as if you always pour it in and immediately know how much you need. Well, generally, about 0.2. I smoke once, smoke twice, and a little three times. My blood pressure also dropped a bit when I smoked, but after the health mess I've been having, that happens quite often even when sober.

00:03 My mood noticeably improved, my face looked incredibly unimportant.

00:10 Having barely gotten dressed before leaving, I look at the computer and notice that all the words I saw were just a random collection of words that had nothing to do with each other, and when I look closely, I begin to understand that I'm the idiot here, not the computer.

00:20 I walk into the store. It's classic, and the world is brighter (for some reason I notice this only under artificial light), along with a sedative and a pleasant euphoria. It doesn't exactly kill you to the point of paralyzing you, even though I like strains with predominantly indica (like this one). Still, when the indica is really indica, it's perfect for smoking at home and binging on something, but you definitely won't be able to walk around on it.

00:30 I bought some crap to drink because it dries you out pretty well. So many thoughts were running through my head as I walked through the liquor section, mostly nostalgia for how just a month ago, sitting at home, I could kill 0.5 liters of whiskey, along with some buds, and now I can't even knock back a weak drink. Of course, on the one hand, that's a good thing. But objectively, I understand that it's not for my health, so I wouldn't think about quitting anytime soon.

00:45 There's nothing much to do, but high and alone, it's fun. Thoughts of longing for drinking and getting high have been replaced by some kind of jokes that come from who knows where in my brain, which I'm laughing at myself. The effect is steadily peaking, showing no signs of fading.

00:55 I ran into an old friend I hadn't spoken to for about half a year, so we hung out for a bit. I told him what was going on in my life, he told me something too, and I offered to get high, to which he offered to go to his place and smoke from a joint. I couldn't refuse that.

01:15 We went into the store, a friend grabbed some junk and some beer

01:30 We retreated to his place. While he was jerking off in that joint, I grinded about 0.4 more, because I was still high, even though the effect was already waning a bit. While I was grinding, I was lost in my thoughts. I don't even remember what I was thinking about, apparently something important. We loaded everything into the joint, took a couple of joints, and sat down to wait.

01:40+ Even though I smoked less than the first time, I got even more stoned. After that, there wasn't much of interest. It was just the usual cannabinoid activity, like getting high on everything, greedily devouring crackers, and getting high on some other shit, and then some more smoking. In the end, I barely had any left. I mixed them with other buds that lean more towards sativa. There's no particular energy, but it doesn't make you sleepy either. 🌿🤩

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che's Underground Market Mastrinka

00:00
Having prepared myself for water use, I sprinkled about 0.1 liters of hashish crumbs onto the tobacco in the cap and gave it a light light, then let it burn itself out. I blew it up. The initial aroma was very reminiscent of pine and earth, and it really did remind me of the flavor of indica, even though it's a hybrid. I think the indica is dominant.

The effects hit almost immediately, a smile from ear to ear, a heightened mood, and a light, dizzying high in my head.

00:30
I didn't think long, well, almost long... I pulled out a bottle and a cigarette and decided to combine them and take a second hit while using a cigarette. Holy shit, I thought to myself, and it made me smile.

On the cigarette, it burns beautifully; I'm honestly hooked on this beauty.
Inhale-exhale-cough.

I was practically sweating, my first thought was "oh my gosh!" The sativa part was shaking me up, and the high and buzz were both fantastic. The stuff is definitely made from high-quality ingredients.

01:00
I came with my comrade, and he immediately said I was completely wasted. I didn't even try to deny it, I gave my comrade a slap, and he suggested we play PS5 while we had time.

At this point, I feel a pleasant, relaxing warmth and a strong high. I'd rate this state a 9/10. I also wanted to add that the water smoking method increases the consumption of hash by a decent amount.

1:30
I asked my comrades for a second hit, but what the hell? I'm not standing aside and take a third hit. After that, I just wanted to lean my head back in the chair and close my eyes. It was hard to even keep my eyelids open. I was a 10/10 high. My comrades, pleased, said there was still time to go play ice skating. I was stunned and went to bed while I still had time, because after three hits, I was completely wasted. I woke up two hours later with a terrible dry mouth and felt like I was still going strong. I was incredibly hungry, and I needed something sweet. I went to chill out. Gentlemen, thank you for your attention and to the shop for trying some excellent hashish. 🥴🤤

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