Guerrilla Greens by Che Malmo

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

CokeCowboy

CokeCowboy Jul 15, 2026 20:20

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yellowbrickhigh

yellowbrickhigh Jul 17, 2026 09:33

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JohnnyBlaze_OG

JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 19, 2026 22:46

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powder007

powder007 Jul 21, 2026 11:59

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Guerrilla Greens by Che Malmo

I roll the joint. It smokes well and easily; at first, I even thought it was too easy and the bud was a bit weak. But after the second, I changed my mind. A pleasant, watery relaxation washed over me, and a satisfied smile appeared on my face.

In terms of effects, the % ratio is perfect: it's relaxing and you can go for a walk in this state. The effects peak about 10 minutes after smoking. By this time, I'd already felt quite dry; I always get dry after smoking bud, but this time, my throat felt like a desert.

I drank some water and started getting ready for the barbecue. With this bud, I did so with particular enthusiasm, as the sativa was dominant at the moment. But that's only for now. Around 50 minutes after smoking, the high gradually begins to fade, plunging my mind into an indica-like relaxation. The stone was enveloping me more and more, and I wanted to lie down. But I had to get going.

The whole way, I listened to music and looked out the window, enjoying the effects of this bud.

When we arrived at the spot, I had to help the others set the table and, of course, smoke to improve my appetite.

My friends and I took two joints, and the world took on a different, more vibrant color.

This time, I didn't have to wait long, and the effects began to take hold almost immediately, intensifying over time. I decided to lie down and lose myself in the music while the others were busy with the barbecue. The relaxation was so intense that for a second, I thought my muscles had simply atrophied.

After two hours, the effects began to wear off, and I was able to enjoy delicious food and the wonderful company of friends.

In conclusion, I can say that this product is a very potent strain, with a wild stone effect and an incredibly pleasant euphoria. 😏💯
NugLifeForever

NugLifeForever Jul 24, 2026 00:12

Trip report about Cocaine from Guerrilla Greens by Che Malmo

CHAPTER I 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM
Having finished all my chores
and having prepared the first
to a proper appearance, I inhale two lines through each
nostril.
As I inhaled, I was greeted by a
pleasant coolness
with a gradual numbness
which is quite soft
and unobtrusive in this sample.
The coconut calibrated me
after a long winter day, gifting me with the desired fresh warmth.
I turned on the music and began
preparing dinner,
powerfully feeling the
performer's wave. The mood was growing and
the invigorating tone of
smoothly filling
euphoria over dinner was already noticeable.
Collected and chewing carefully,
I thought about all sorts of things on +vibe.
After finishing the meal,
homie called me and we went with him. We had a heartfelt conversation about everything
and settled down to play a game of "Shooter."

CHAPTER II 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM

Before that,
I returned to the plate
and built energy flows
by inhaling
Peruvian aromas. Having adequately recharged myself,
I was overcome by a state of flow.
Upon entering the game, I disposed of opponents without difficulty, while having a blast.
With Homey on Discord, my tactile sensations were heightened
and micromotor skills were on a different level.
Steam was pure and without overdrive
balanced with euphoria. It was a lot of fun.
A couple of games later,
tired from the game, we chatted a bit more.
And I turned off the PC
decided to take a breather and prepare another batch.
CHAPTER III 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Having taken a breather in all meanings
I sat down to work on the project, got carried away, losing track of time. After working on the edits, it was time
for my refueling and I rubbed the coke into my gums, after which my mouth
went numb and I collapsed on the couch
enthusiastically staring at the box
in search of something exciting to watch. Soon, having decided on something, I went
for a smoke break and got hooked
watching TV, enjoying the
transformed color
scheme and more
rich sound. Before going to bed,
no problems arose. 🔥
Hashim_H

Hashim_H Jul 26, 2026 13:25

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hashbrown99

hashbrown99 Jul 28, 2026 02:38

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