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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

powder007

powder007 Jul 15, 2026 11:59

yo yo yo? welcome!!! was awiting for some true? seller in Mainz, hope your weed is the best, will do a test order soon 💯
NugLifeForever

NugLifeForever Jul 17, 2026 00:12

welcome? just dont be selling those dry ass bricks like the last guy in Mainz smh 🤙🙌
GanjaGuru

GanjaGuru Jul 19, 2026 13:25

new connect just dropped in Mainz? someone tell the crew
Hashim_H

Hashim_H Jul 21, 2026 02:38

Trip report about Big Devil from El Comandante Cannabis Mainz

Height / 178 cm
Weight / 75 kg
Gender / Medium
Toller: Haven't smoked buds in 7 days
Crosstoler: None.
Method of Use: Joint

Trip:
00:00
I roll up about (about 0.25 g) to the joint, light the joint, and after 4 seconds, the joint burns thick white smoke.
I inhale this snow-white smoke, hold it for 10 seconds, and exhale.
I take another drag because not all of it has burned out.

00:03
After finishing the joint and setting the container of buds aside, I decided to light a cigarette – I felt really high and needed to immediately turn on something on the computer to get hooked.

00:15
I reached the computer, turned on some YouTube clips, and simply "fell" into a chair, enjoying this wonderful feelings. The buds were really strong.
My mood was high, but I didn't feel like moving much.
So I lounged in my chair, finding a comfortable position, and immersed myself in the movie after a couple of tracks of Marley's God.

02:15
I watched the movie and didn't notice how time had passed, and I was already feeling better. I decided to get up to get something tasty for myself. I tried to stand up and realized I was still pretty high!

02:30
I finally gathered my strength and managed to get up. While I was making myself buns and cutting fruit, I decided I needed another hit.
02:50
I rolled my favorite joint tightly and smoked it like it was my first joint. I cleared my throat a bit and realized these were the buds I wanted!

05:30
I ate a hearty meal while watching the new movie, drank some cola, and decided to go to a friend's place to treat him to some juicy buds!

Special thanks to El Comandante Cannabis Mainz for such great service and great prices on their products.
Summary:
Stealth: 10/10 - nothing to complain about at all

Stuff: 11/10
The buds are well-dried, dense, and juicy (I've been looking for these for a long time)

Delivery speed: 20/10

Overall rating: 100/100
I wish the store prosperity and success with excellent staff and quality products! 💚🌱
CokeCowboy

CokeCowboy Jul 24, 2026 15:51

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Comandante Cannabis Mainz

I'll separate out two nice 0.2g pieces for myself.

I'll smoke it the old-fashioned way – on a cigarette!

I take an empty liter-long bottle of bait and burn a hole the size of my index finger into the side near the bottom with a jig.

I light the cigarette, take a few good drags, and carefully place a bud of the substance on the heat.

I put the cigarette in the bottle, and immediately a powerful smoke and a pleasant spicy aroma emerge.

I waited until the ember turned completely red and stopped smoldering.

I sharply inhale this thick brew into my lungs.

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The flavor is distinct, earthy, and almost immediately a lingering cough sets in. After clearing my throat, I repeat the process.

5 minutes later

After finishing the second cigarette, I feel like I'm getting high almost immediately.

30 minutes later

Not bad at all, despite my high tolerance, it's a real drag!

My eyes are red as tomatoes.

Waves of euphoria wash through my body, one after another, preventing my eyes from closing completely.

It's drying, but only moderately so far. I try not to drink water for the first hour.

1 hour later

I clearly feel the strong stone effect. I'm scrolling through social media, smiling ear to ear, all the negativity and problems have faded into the background.

I feel like I've completely forgotten myself for that hour. I think many people use drugs for that feeling.

My head is racing with thoughts, memories from my life are suddenly rushing in, and this hash is like a wild trigger!

2 hours later

I can feel the fatigue in my body, and the feeling of hunger is steadily creeping in on all fronts.

I've developed a nagging urge to use more, although I can't say it's completely gone yet.

My head is still pretty foggy, sometimes I'm stuck in a daze, and I have absolutely no desire to move.

But the chores are still there, so I brew some green tea and get going. 💯✌️
xX_Kush_Xx

xX_Kush_Xx Jul 26, 2026 04:04

yo bot prices are actually fair for the quality El Comandante Cannabis Mainz not robbing us with automation fee lol 😎💨
yellowbrickhigh

yellowbrickhigh Jul 28, 2026 17:17

shit didn't know I can really get stuff from the bot, but it worked! 😏

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