Guevara's Green House Madrid

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

puffpuff420

puffpuff420 Jul 15, 2026 20:56

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ReeeferMan

ReeeferMan Jul 17, 2026 09:09

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EndoHead

EndoHead Jul 19, 2026 22:22

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GravBong_expert

GravBong_expert Jul 21, 2026 11:35

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Guevara's Green House Madrid

Friday...
Evening...
Let's get started!

Trip Report

Gender: Male
Age: 27/185
Tolerant/Cross-tolerant: beer every other day
Method: joint

8:00 PM — Consumption. A quiet evening at home. Mood is balanced, without fatigue or stress.

8:10 PM — No noticeable changes yet. Waiting for the effect.

8:20 PM — Mild relaxation sets in, tension in the body gradually subsides.

8:35 PM — Thoughts become more free, attention shifts more frequently to surrounding details.

8:50 PM — Mood improves. Music and videos seem more engaging.

9:10 PM — The effect steadily increases. A feeling of time slowing down appears.

9:30 PM — Peak effect. Increased talkativeness, occasional laughter for no apparent reason, a relaxed state.

10:00 PM — The peak continues. Simple thoughts and memories trigger lengthy internal reflections.

10:30 PM — A strong interest in music and familiar things arises, perceived slightly differently than usual.

11:00 PM — A gradual decline in intensity begins. The mood remains positive.

11:30 PM — Appetite increases. Time passes unnoticed while watching videos and chatting.

12:00 AM — The effect is noticeably weaker, but the relaxation remains.

12:40 AM — Residual effects. Thoughts become more focused, perception returns to normal.

1:20 AM — Almost complete end of effects. Slight drowsiness and a desire to go to bed.

2:00 AM — Sleep.

Result: The experience was calm and comfortable. The main effects were relaxation, positive mood, altered perception of time, and increased interest in music and social interaction. No negative effects were noted. Thank you to the seller for your trust. 🍃
hashbrown99

hashbrown99 Jul 24, 2026 00:48

Trip report about Cocaine from Guevara's Green House Madrid

We picked up the package, came home, opened it, and saw that the stuff was pretty good. I'm glad the ingredients themselves were vacuum-packed, so I give them a thumbs up! We started preparing for use and started pouring coconut on the back of the sofa and taking photos.

00:20 - 00:30

We started making lines and taking photos. We arranged everything a bit to make it comfortable. We sat down, grabbed our homemade sniffers, and started sniffing. We sniffed the first two lines. There was a faint nutty smell in our nose, and a hint of some kind of chemical smell. It didn't sting, and it went in really well.
00:30 - 00:40

There was a pleasant coconut smell in our nose, and we started to feel our throats closing up. This surprised us, because all the previous coconuts we'd tried had started to numb our noses. There was some discomfort due to the numbness in our throats, making it difficult to swallow. Otherwise, everything was clear.

00:40 - 00:55

A little. It was a strange feeling because our throats were numb, but we tried to ignore it. And then the steam started creeping up. We wanted to chat, listen to music, sing. The best thing is to do this while high. For me, topics came easily.

00:55 - 01:20

A smooth, measured euphoria sets in, adding comfort and ease to conversation, so that any topic can be found at the snap of a finger. A few of us started to let loose, and we decided to sniff two more lines and then another sniffer. Exhale, inhale, and there are no lines. Then I started to notice my nose and teeth were numb, but I hadn't noticed because I was so engrossed in the conversation with my companion.

01:20 - 02:00

Now we were experiencing the real high of coke. Goosebumps ran down the back of my neck, and my body felt light. I didn't want to be sad, only happy. They wanted to play guitar, and in those 10 minutes, I learned a new riff, and then they put me back down. I felt like moving around a bit. I got up, did a little cleaning around the apartment, and then sat back down to listen to music.

02:00 - 02:30

After listening to some more music, we wanted to sniff the last line. And again, sniff, exhale, inhale, and coconut in your nose. And there you no longer feel anything in your nose, because it’s as if it’s not your nose at all, you touch it, it’s not yours. And again the euphoria began. Pleasant, but not Stim. The Stim subsided more and gave room for pleasant euphoria, to which we simply fell silent for a while, and the effects began to go away. 👌😏
blazed247

blazed247 Jul 26, 2026 13:01

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420everydayy

420everydayy Jul 28, 2026 02:14

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