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Trip report about Siberian Haze from El Che Weed Store Lyon

⏱ 00:00 — I smoke my first joint. The smoke looks incredibly thick, like condensed milk, a yellowish-milky color. It enters my lungs rather heavily, pressing heavily on my bellows, immediately triggering a harsh cough. Wow, I've got an evil widow. Tears welled up in my eyes as I coughed. The exhale tastes classic—earthy, with a distinct tart pine note and a somewhat spicy aftertaste. Without hesitation, I take a second hit, then a third, to make sure I nail my horse-cross. My throat is mercilessly scratched, my eyes instantly bloodshot. I feel the first hot wave of warmth running through my body, straight from the top of my head down my spine.

⏱ 00:05 - 00:15 — Entry. It hits me very smoothly, yet with a rock-solid confidence. My heartbeat quickens slightly, the engine starts pounding faster, my palms get a little sweaty—a typical reaction after a good drink, especially when you're already exhausted. I notice my perception of space in the room has changed, and sounds have become somehow three-dimensional, almost tangible. A track was playing in the background, and the bass actually started vibrating somewhere in my chest. "I got high really fast," I think to myself. I decide to go to the kitchen for some water, because the famous dry mouth has crept up on me so unnoticed and has dried out my mouth to the point of being like the Sahara Desert. I walk down the hallway and realize that the gravity in the apartment has been artificially increased. My legs felt completely weak and disobedient, each step a pleasant but heavy drag.

⏱ 00:15 - 01:20 — Plateau. I'd reached a full-blown plateau. It was devastating. And it was devastating, profoundly so. At first, for about ten minutes, I felt a slight high—a swarm of creative thoughts began swirling in my head. I wanted to text someone urgently, so I even pulled out my phone and jotted down a couple of lines of text for the neural network (I sometimes like to generate tracks in a dominant, confident style, without unnecessary shouting, when the mood strikes). But this creative impulse quickly gave way to a powerful, downright knockout indica stone. I sat down on the couch and... sank into the carpet. The patterns seemed so complex, I literally sat there for about ten minutes, staring blankly at the same spot. The physical relaxation was simply cosmic. My muscles were constantly aching from my constant physical work and marathons, but suddenly, all the pain vanished. My body felt like it was wrapped in a heavy lead blanket. The shambling started to become intense, and it was physically impossible to open my eyes wider than a slit. I tried to focus on the TV screen, but the picture was a little blurry. I was in a state of complete indifference and absolute peace. I just sat there, grinning like a fool, and genuinely enjoying how powerfully I was pinned to the couch. I periodically experienced funny moments: I went to the bedroom to get my charger, forgot why I got up halfway there, stood in the middle of the hallway for a long time, and ended up returning with a cup of tea that I don't even remember when I brewed it.

⏱ 01:20 - 02:40 — Subsidence. The effects begin to subside slowly, very gently. The thick fog in my head clears, my thoughts become clear again, but my body still feels incredibly heavy, lazy, and relaxed. I don't even want to get up. I'm so desperate for food that my stomach starts growling loudly throughout the room. I realize I'm just too lazy to cook right now; I don't have the energy to stand at the stove. I leisurely finished my tea and binged on YouTube videos. The after-effects are very mild—a slight drowsiness, total relaxation in every muscle, and an even mood. No worries or paranoia, everything went perfectly. ✌️

Trip report about Cocaine from El Che Weed Store Lyon

CHAPTER I 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM
Having finished all my chores
and having prepared the first
to a proper appearance, I inhale two lines through each
nostril.
As I inhaled, I was greeted by a
pleasant coolness
with a gradual numbness
which is quite soft
and unobtrusive in this sample.
The coconut calibrated me
after a long winter day, gifting me with the desired fresh warmth.
I turned on the music and began
preparing dinner,
powerfully feeling the
performer's wave. The mood was growing and
the invigorating tone of
smoothly filling
euphoria over dinner was already noticeable.
Collected and chewing carefully,
I thought about all sorts of things on +vibe.
After finishing the meal,
homie called me and we went with him. We had a heartfelt conversation about everything
and settled down to play a game of "Shooter."

CHAPTER II 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM

Before that,
I returned to the plate
and built energy flows
by inhaling
Peruvian aromas. Having adequately recharged myself,
I was overcome by a state of flow.
Upon entering the game, I disposed of opponents without difficulty, while having a blast.
With Homey on Discord, my tactile sensations were heightened
and micromotor skills were on a different level.
Steam was pure and without overdrive
balanced with euphoria. It was a lot of fun.
A couple of games later,
tired from the game, we chatted a bit more.
And I turned off the PC
decided to take a breather and prepare another batch.
CHAPTER III 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Having taken a breather in all meanings
I sat down to work on the project, got carried away, losing track of time. After working on the edits, it was time
for my refueling and I rubbed the coke into my gums, after which my mouth
went numb and I collapsed on the couch
enthusiastically staring at the box
in search of something exciting to watch. Soon, having decided on something, I went
for a smoke break and got hooked
watching TV, enjoying the
transformed color
scheme and more
rich sound. Before going to bed,
no problems arose. 🔥

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